Look, If I Introduced A WIP On Here Excitedly And Then Promptly Never Mentioned It Again, It Doesn’t

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

You’re a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

The raging urge to be a villain’s favorite person.

idea in my head: complete visual scene in my head with high emotions and its intense as shit and has dramatic lighting to fit the mood idea when I write it:

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

hey, dont cry. backstreets back, alright?

they’re a side character that’s been onscreen for 5 minutes to YOU. I’ve known them for hundreds of years