My Dad, Who Is In His 70′s, Discovered What Slash Was And Then Proceeded To Write A Sonnet To My Mom

Ok so the thing about reading like books which are "predictable" is that I, a story enjoyer, go completely bonkers about it bc its like Enrichment in my Enclosure. A scene parallels another earlier scene between different characters thus serving to highlight the differences in their views and priorities???? A line makes me think "hmmm I bet that's gonna be relevant later" ends up being relevant later????? I am a tiger chewing ice cubes out of a pumpkin. I'm so so happy. Please foreshadow more things. Throw the completely anticipateable plot beats at me like catnip mousies!!!!!

him: so do you have any fantasies ;)

me: I wake up in the Naruto universe as an unnaturally powerful Shinobi. It's pre-series, and Naruto, Gaara, and Neji are all 5 years old at most. I adopt them and raise them with the love and support they deserve.

him:

me: this also means I have about 4 years until itachi kills his clan at age 13. I expose the corrupt government who weaponized him in the first place and save everyone. He quits the Anbu and he and Sasuke live peacefully in another wing of my tree house Yamato built.

wow rogue one is really a love letter to the unnamed fighter. no act of help is too small, every deed causes a ripple. luke showed up to blow the death star, and there was the plan to do it–countless of people died to get him that, and luke knows none of them. how many rebel planes get shot down every battle? how many civilians die in explosions? how many died to get the plans to luke? rogue one says you. and you and you and you. every one of you. what will come of it? who knows. something.

I’m gonna do for tabaxi what I did for yuan-ti and make a bunch of subraces based on real breeds of cat. Here we have a persian, a sphynx and a maine coon.

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'