Dontusethisproduct - \(•.•)/

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

Couldn't sleep today

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

You’re a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.

Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

I’m gonna do for tabaxi what I did for yuan-ti and make a bunch of subraces based on real breeds of cat. Here we have a persian, a sphynx and a maine coon.

me: i’m so SICK of clichés! where’s the originality?!

author: they’re enemies but they slowly start to fall for each other

me: *sobbing and shaking* oh my god they’re enemies but they slowly start to fall for each other

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies