We Live For Main Character Yoongi

little kid: sings a song they made up

me:

goncharov

I made this callout meme for me and me specifically

who else wants to run away with a loving partner and acquire a plot of land in a coastal farming village where you can have a hobby farm with friendly goats

Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

Two Sabitos--one small one big! I love his wild little mane 🦁

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

In the 70s - 80s we'd have bands that would write songs with titles like The Penetrator and the lyrics would go "with big bad arms / I plan your defeat / I search your hole / to put my meat" and cishet people went yup this is the height of masculinity it can't get any straighter than this

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored