I Made This Callout Meme For Me And Me Specifically

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks

they’re a side character that’s been onscreen for 5 minutes to YOU. I’ve known them for hundreds of years

could you pls not

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

[left –> right]

Happy Birthday Oikawa-san! TT

20/07/21

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

feeling like the health inspector