*helps A Bug Outside So People Don't Kill It*

take me to snurch (snail church)

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

You’re a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.

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what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

Hajime Isayama: I’m going to kill you!

Levi: let me ask (y/n)…

Hajime Isayama: that’s not how this-

Levi: (y/n) said no.

choose your fav puppy

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive