Dontusethisproduct - \(•.•)/

i can't believe this happened to me today, im going to be bragging about this for the rest of my life.

『War Paint』

A Kankuro Fancomic

ddaeng hype crew

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

Couldn't sleep today

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories