When E.e. Cummings Said “i’ll Live My Life If It Kills Me”

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The best type of fanon is “this is obviously a mistake on the part of the creator but we are going to continue to create in-universe explanations for it with a seriousness that approaches spite”

the softest, cuddliest, fluffiest … rapper man…

who else wants to run away with a loving partner and acquire a plot of land in a coastal farming village where you can have a hobby farm with friendly goats

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

otp : *stares at each other for longer than five seconds*

me: *buzzfeed unsolved voice* that being said, let’s get into the ThEoRIeS

him: so do you have any fantasies ;)

me: I wake up in the Naruto universe as an unnaturally powerful Shinobi. It's pre-series, and Naruto, Gaara, and Neji are all 5 years old at most. I adopt them and raise them with the love and support they deserve.

him:

me: this also means I have about 4 years until itachi kills his clan at age 13. I expose the corrupt government who weaponized him in the first place and save everyone. He quits the Anbu and he and Sasuke live peacefully in another wing of my tree house Yamato built.

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You’re a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.