If Being Hard On Yourself Worked, It Would Have Worked By Now

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

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Neji letting Tenten braid his hair? a concept I still lie awake at night crying over

“hmph, those words almost make you sound like a friend who actually cares.”

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

You’re a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.