Dontusethisproduct - \(•.•)/

— I’m not interested in training the next generation or anything, but… we’re birds of a feather, right? The ones who can fly, should fly. There’s no need to be confined to the ground.

i'm sorry but if an ancient dragon wanted to be my mate then i would simply ignore the imbalanced power dynamic and problematic age gap because it would be really hot

hey, dont cry. backstreets back, alright?

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

a family can be two government employees and a dog

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.