You’ve Heard Of Elf On The Shelf, Now Get Ready For

So today, in math, some kid handed me 54 straws.

John Laurens in a flower crown.

Reblog if you agree.

When You’re in Too Deep 📱

Robul, when they first met

Romania:*smirks*

Bulgaria: what?

Romania:*scoots closer* betcha never met a male belly dancer!

Nordics as things I say to friends.

Iceland: I will tic tac, patty wack, smack you with a wooden spoon if you don’t diddly darn go away.

Finland: (hands you a baby wipe) Clean up your attitude. And your face while your at it, you got chocolate on your cheek.

Denmark: (steps on legos)Legos don’t hurt me, legos are friends!

Sweden: You haven’t been to Ikea? I thought this friendship was real, but after this? I don’t know.

Norway:  No, you don’t understand, corgi’s are the magical choice of transportation for fairies in welsh folklore. That’s why I must have one.

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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You may say I’m a dreamer But I’m not the only one I hope someday you’ll join us And the world will be as one

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