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So when I was at my sibling cross country banquet, some kid got a bag of venison and a rock as a trophy. I love my school.

Okay, y'all better sit down because I've got a story to tell you. So, me and my friend are at the mall and find this Otaku store, and being the otaku's we are, went in. I found this fan and obviously had to have it. When I got home, I hid it behind my back, walked up to my parents, and said, "I got a Chinese fan!" And whipped it from behind my back, opening it up to show off this beauty called aph China. I don't think I've ever seen my parents more disappointed in me than that.

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?”

— APH America to Japan, probably.

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

REBLOG THIS IF YOU STILL LOVE FANDOMSTUCK

I cannot pay off your student loans, swap your overbearing boss with Michael Scott, or make your boyfriend stop picking his nose. However, I can once again bestow on you the best headcanon in all of ATLA, this time in Marvel memes…

(A sequel to this post.)

I lowkey love doing this—so give me a) some sort of headcanon, monologue, or rant you want to see done in memes, and b) if there’s a specific genre of memes you want me to use!

And if tomorrow you awake alive, then you will know you didn't die.

Oddly encouraging

For encouragement when you just can’t.

Looking for hetalia blogs! Please reblog so I can follow all you lovely bastards! 🌹