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So, I recently figured out a couple things that make me regress or feel good when I do regress!

I bite things! (hoodie strings, shirt sleeves, straws, etc.)

Drinking from my cup with a chewy straw

When I'm small, I like to curl my feetsies and make fists

I also like to put my fingers in my mouth

Wearing big clothes! I love oversized hoodies!!

fluffy socks! so soft

drinking milkies and water!

snuggling with my plushies at bedtime

looking at age regression blogs! I love ur guys' moodboards and stuffies

The end!

The WOKE Beatles

John Lennon walked his black ass down to Sears one afternoon and stood infront of the doors. They would not be open for another 3 hours, so he would have to wait. While waiting, his 3 best friends/enemies pulled up in a pink jeep.

"John! I need 14 American dollars for lash extensions!" Paul said.

"Why do you need American dollars? We live in England." George asked.

"Ringo!" Said Ringo. He was just happy to be there.

"Fuck off I gave you money to get your nails done yesterday you idiot."

"Yes and they are beautiful." Paul said as he showed off his 4 inch nails. They had the entirety of the White Album painted on them. Which meant they were a boring white color with The Beatles logo on it.

"But I need lashes to be fully beautiful." Paul whined.

"You're ugly regardless." George said.

For anyone wondering, John is black with Creole on his mom's side. George got his eyebrows waxed and is transgender. Ringo was force fed glue as a child. Paul hasn't changed.

"Ringo!" Ringo agreed.

"Anyways you guys fuck off I'm waiting for this wonderful establishment to open."

"Why wait here when we can go get McDonald's eh?" Paul offered.

"You would want a Big Mac huh? Maybe a number 2, a number 4, three number 7s, a number 10 with extra dip-" George mocked.

"Right because your fat ass always orders a McSalad." Paul shot back. He turned back to John. "Are you coming or not?"

"Im coming like my name was Your Mom." John said as he got into the jeep.

"Ringo!" Ringo yelled happily. What a beautiful day.

A Luigi background I made a while ago! He's my fave nintendo character

hmm hi I would like to know why are you interacting with my posts when I'm literally a nsfw main. Just curious.

Im so sorry! I didnt realize u were nsft!!

Feel free to block me or whatever!

I don't really remember what posts I interacted with, but some I see as more funny instead nsft (generally) again, I am so so sorry

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Trick or treat 👻

uh uh

I WAS UNPREPARED

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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what if i told yall the nerd clique has two girls in it