Dino!!!! 🦕

people got mad at me on pinterest for saying noah could have four partners. You'll never guess who they ship noah with (hint: not a man)

izzy.

Alright, all the Part 1 polls are out!! Stay tuned for Part 2 tomorrow.

no because no one talks about star tear disease (星涙病) when it's just as cool as Hanahaki disease (and in my opinion cooler but whatever).

it's not deadly like hanahaki but unlike hanahaki, it can never be cured.

the illness sprouts from unrequited love. the subject will begin to cry starts accompanied by twinkling sounds.

it's an eyeborn disease and you will start to become colorblind and can even extend to the patient losing sight completely.

the 'crying rainbow tears' is like crying out every color you ever saw. if the subject happens to get their feeling required, they'll stop crying stars but the damage can't be undone. leaving them color blind/blind forever.

in my opinion it's a lot better then hanahaki and yet no one knows of it, so depressing

The WOKE Beatles

John Lennon walked his black ass down to Sears one afternoon and stood infront of the doors. They would not be open for another 3 hours, so he would have to wait. While waiting, his 3 best friends/enemies pulled up in a pink jeep.

"John! I need 14 American dollars for lash extensions!" Paul said.

"Why do you need American dollars? We live in England." George asked.

"Ringo!" Said Ringo. He was just happy to be there.

"Fuck off I gave you money to get your nails done yesterday you idiot."

"Yes and they are beautiful." Paul said as he showed off his 4 inch nails. They had the entirety of the White Album painted on them. Which meant they were a boring white color with The Beatles logo on it.

"But I need lashes to be fully beautiful." Paul whined.

"You're ugly regardless." George said.

For anyone wondering, John is black with Creole on his mom's side. George got his eyebrows waxed and is transgender. Ringo was force fed glue as a child. Paul hasn't changed.

"Ringo!" Ringo agreed.

"Anyways you guys fuck off I'm waiting for this wonderful establishment to open."

"Why wait here when we can go get McDonald's eh?" Paul offered.

"You would want a Big Mac huh? Maybe a number 2, a number 4, three number 7s, a number 10 with extra dip-" George mocked.

"Right because your fat ass always orders a McSalad." Paul shot back. He turned back to John. "Are you coming or not?"

"Im coming like my name was Your Mom." John said as he got into the jeep.

"Ringo!" Ringo yelled happily. What a beautiful day.

my @drv3giftexchangeclub gift for @foxygalactic!! i hope you like <3

they are having a good time because they DESERVE it!!!

ice cream stimboard ♡

feel like i should make this clear, no matter how yummy slime looks, it always for play, never for eat, unless it's edible slime :]

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

the moment they bring leon back to fortnite i will become a sweaty 12 year old who plays fortnite until 4am with randoms dies in the first 5 minutes of every game and screams when i get a victory royale again

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