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Note Game

If this gets 500 notes, I'll try to get into a better hygiene cycle (regularly shower, brush teeth, etc)

If this gets 1k, I'll actually start to study and try for my permit and liscense

If this 5k I'll try to do better in school

If this gets 10k I'll tell my therapist I'm queer and all that jazz

No rules, just please think of my notifs

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

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WOKE saw

john kramHER

aWOMANda young

lawrence gordTHEM

mark hoffWOMAN

billy THEY puppet

adam

@stare-into-the-abyss

can I take this post into the abyss?

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

Archbishop James Ussher claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday, the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect, by almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning. Which was correct. The whole business with the fossilised dinosaur skeletons was a joke the palaeontologists haven’t seen yet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!!