@stare-into-the-abyss
can I take this post into the abyss?
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
Entering cardiac arrest in like 5 mins yall need anything?
Credit to uhhh the internet and Google for the image… I couldn’t find the OG source
They are
Your weird balloon shirt guys are hot
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I have no idea what this means but thank you :3
biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
The autistic urge to eat batteries
"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.