Sooo.. Have I Gone Too Far Or..?

Sooo.. have i gone too far or..?

Fae!Anti Headcanons

Not to be trusted for a single second

Brings you bad luck and nightmares and ISN’T sorry

This boy loves milk, slurp slurp

Definitely Unseelie and will steal your soul if you give him the chance

Fluent in Irish, all the better to curse you with

Actually big into nature!! Don’t cut down his favorite tree >:(

Big ol faeboy ears

Does not like: rivers, church bells, rowan, and iron

Steals your hair so he can curse you

All fae make cameras glitch like that, they shouldn’t be caught on tape

Might sacrifice you to Crom Croich if he needs some good luck so hope you like being eaten

Loves attention and praise, hates being mocked

Technically dead so good luck defeating him

It’s not Halloween, it’s Samhain, you stupid humans!

DON’T CALL HIM A LEPRECHAUN

Obey him and give him presents and he might just tolerate you

You drew a scary picture of him looking handsome and cutting Jack’s throat? Ok, probably in the clear. You photoshopped his face onto a turtle? *Beach umbrella vine voice* run

Nooooo morality whatsoever, like… chaotic evil forever

There’s power in a name – and if we ever hear him call Jack ‘Sean,’ something bad is coming