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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism

real homies respect trans people! /gen

“The spiders are finite” factoid actualy just statistical error. average spiders are infinite. Finite-spiders Georg, who lives in cave & is a countable number of spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

The spiders are finite

Producing the fastest, most expensive and chaotic doorstopper graphic novel of all time by taking a 300 page script, drawing rough character references of all the characters, and then commissioning 300 different artists to draw each page individually with no further context.

Clown cars actually operate on two opposite sides of a bell curve - the most average-sized cars transporting a sensible amount of people are the least clown cars. So while the more famous type of clown car is the comically tiny vehicle that can fit an absurdly large amount of clowns inside, a huge fuck-off giant pavement princess ego truck that is only used for transporting the driver around is also a clown car.