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I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

real homies respect trans people! /gen

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

Me: Why tf does my back always hurt?

Also me:

hello fellow kids

i am Dr. Axolotl AHHHHH! Ataraxis, Ch.D., (Doctor of Chaosophy in Theoretical and Mathematical Ontology)

genderfluid or possibly just transfem (not quite certain yet) so any pronouns for the time being

also neptunic/lesbian as hell (women are scary tho, glad i’m taken already)

a physics student with interests all over the place (adhd goin crazy) such as:

science (physics specifically, but i’ll learn about everything i can)

music (i listen to pretty much everything, king gizzard supremacy though)

coding (a bunch of random projects that I will ramble on about when given the chance)

writing (i have a couple wips but being busy with school does not help with finishing them)

art (digital glitch art like below, and sketching mostly)

(two of my glitch art self portraits)

beliefs and such

politically, the left is right, and the right is wrong

leftist as hell, thank u very much

lgbtqia+ people deserve rights, as do all minorities (except the one%)

pro choice (borderline anti life tbh)

agnostic but tolerant about religion as long as people aren’t assholes about it

pro-palestine

feminist but terfs suck ass

anti ai (llm and stable diffusion specifically)

other beliefs should be pretty intuitive i hope

i honestly don’t know why it’s taken me this long to create an account and actually join in with the tumblr-ing, but we’ll see how it goes :)