Some Guy Was Trying To Climb Out Of The Bucket So Me And My Buddies Yoinked Him Back In

Crafts are good because it lets your brain run loose for a while, unrestrained. Like a dog unleashed on a field just running loops out of sheer glee. And you tune out until it runs past you with a shred of a song in its teeth, shaking it like it's a 3/4 carcass of a rabbit, zooming past you and all you hear is

come mr. Taliban, tally me banana

And you're like hold on where the hell did you get that. Those aren't even the right lyrics.

ELON IS DUMB

Fuck it. Today i'm getting over my mental health issues

In a move astronomers are calling “surprising,” the planet earth violently exploded yesterday, shattering into billions of tiny fragments and killing all life existing on it.  Full Story

one lucky fan will be receiving an authentic blood transfusion that will ideally be compatible, although we did not check

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

Clown cars actually operate on two opposite sides of a bell curve - the most average-sized cars transporting a sensible amount of people are the least clown cars. So while the more famous type of clown car is the comically tiny vehicle that can fit an absurdly large amount of clowns inside, a huge fuck-off giant pavement princess ego truck that is only used for transporting the driver around is also a clown car.