about that marauders football au:
it would be obvious to put snape in the death eaters’ team (in this case real madrid cause fuck them) but i think bc in cannon he’s not that appreciated he’d be a referee
(those who know about real vardrid get me)
like he’d whistle in slytherin’s favour and accept bribes for them hoping to be accepted into their little cult like team
also who did you think gryffindor’s and slytherin’s coaches would be???
mcgonagall and slughorn feels wrong
miranda would be on the board of directors probably like a scout director looking for young talents (yes she was the one who found sirius and asked him to sign for gryffindor)
and we ALL know poppy would be on the medical staff
she was the one who treated remus on his injury and later mentored him to work alongside her (for reference check out the tags for my other marauders football au drabbles)
un crackkk‼️‼️
my little guy
i feel like james is such a disney channel kid, like his mannerisms and phrases and all. he’d be the type of guy who’d say “where’s my hug at?” or “well… that didn’t go as planned”
in every circumstance he’d throw the most cliche of phrases and the worst thing is he finds it completely normal
How to Dissapear Completely by Radiohead
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
S4 SPOILERS
anything that upsets cristiano ronaldo makes me so so happy it’s crazy
”you’re hesitating, love.”
well…messi getting injured today was NOT on my bingo card😐
brb gonna cry now :/
istg another delay and i’ll fall asleep it’s 3:30am ffs🙏
not so friendly reminder to tua screenwriters that when a male and female are stuck somewhere together for years even it doesn’t automatically mean that they have to kiss 😀