Me: I’ll Read One Chapter Then Sleep.

The Tyrion and Jaime alliance is so good until you realize it’s because Jaime had his hand chopped off and feels like a worthless freak. Not to say a man can’t change his opinion or can’t be affected by what’s happened to him but I wished they were just good brothers from the beginning.

Nothing

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

I’m watching diligently 👁️👄👁️

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

Someone write a fix where Billy did drag racing in California and he’s really good at fixing up cars and like tricking them out. Or maybe he’s like a NASCAR driver or something. Really anything where he drives really well and really fast

Exposure therapy but it’s just me staring at myself without my glasses on so I get used to my bare face again

I have the color sense of a man and the nose of a dolphin

I wanna cross-stitch a tortilla

Saw a car with a turquoise car decal that said ‘let’s go brandin’ with a person riding a horse and I feel like that gotta be at least 5 red flags

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

I’m always brushing my hair cos I have an itchy scalp and it’s the only way where I don’t look like I have lice