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This is not going to be apart of the sagau I’ve already made sadly, because it clashes with themes I want to write but have this au thing of an au lol

So the idea is: y/n, Aether and Paimon get dropped off with Thoma and end up being granted access to the first island before going on in the quests there, thing is when you finally find and confront Ei on the next, she has a figurine in her hand that’s painted, “oh fuck!” You say before cowardly hiding behind Aether in the kimono that Thoma bought you, Ei looks at you then panics before bowing after recognising you… “what brings you here all knowing one? And why are you against me..?” She says stopping her bow, everyone there turns to look at you surprised, “Shogun it’s been 200 years… don’t call me that anymore!!” You say quicker than you would have liked, “that doesn’t explain why you’re here and with the enemy of eternity…!” She replied starting to show a cold fury… “Shogun! If I was able to let something like this slide I wouldn’t! You cannot continue the vision hunt decree! Don’t you know the suffering it is causing!?!?!?!!” You say starting to get pissed off, you were fed up with the vision hunt now more then when you played through it in the game… “I challenge you to a duel! When I win you stop this madness and open the boarders of your nation again!” You say going towards her, the traveler tries to stop you with Paimons help but you shrug him off, “so be it..!!” She says getting out her katana, you end up grabbing a katana as well, you two circle each other before you go in, then it all ended with Ei on the ground blacked out, you barely hit her and this was the result… you grabbed out a fan after putting the katana back, everyone stared at you in complete shock, “Wahhh!!!” Paimon exclaimed in astonishment, “y-y/n?!?!?! Wha-how did you do that so easily! You made it seem like nothing!” Traveler said still overwhelmed and shocked by the situation, “ah… guess I wasn’t holding back enough? Oops!” You say before giggling nervously behind your fan.

When Ei woke up she felt as if she were a dead walking incarnate, to say she felt bad was an understatement, “as to the terms of the Duel Ei.. I have won therefore until I inevitably die or until your region falls under a new ruler, you will cease the vision hunt decree and open your borders to allow more people from overseas access to your nation and to allow your people to leave your region. Correct?” You state as formally as possible, she nods in understanding, “Alright who wants me to make some desserts? I have some I haven’t had in quite a while so I thought this is the perfect occasion don’t you think?” You say cheerfully, everyone there nods in excitement…

That’s how you ended the trouble in Ei’s nation and also ended up accidentally making everyone have a dessert coma while having left over desserts…

Let’s just say Venti got to try all the desserts while you gave Xiao 20 plates worth of almond tofu lol.

So I hope you liked this if you’re still reading! Have a lovely day!!

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 3&4

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It was now night time and you sneakily followed Venti into Vanessa’s cell, you sat on the other side of Vanessa smiling shyly, you let them do the cannon dialogue while watching the guards incase something happens earlier than expected, you thankfully still had the extra six apples you didn’t eat in your pocket (think unlimited storage dimension), so you also handed her an apple when you heard Venti offering to be her friend, you continued watching over them until it was time for Venti to take the two of you away to wait… in that time you decided to try some stuff out with Venti, I mean you two were out in a field before sunrise and were alone anyway, “Hey Venti I’m going to try something okay?” You say, Venti nodded slowly, you backed up and concentrated on something, suddenly it payed off when beautiful pale purple wings appeared out of your back, “eek! It worked yes!!” You say happily, Venti just looked at you in confusion and awe, “h-how?!?!” He asked dumbfounded, “I think I should tell you something…” you said becoming nervous, “what is it..?” He asked while raising an eyebrow, “so how do I say this… I’m from a different universe i guess and I got transported into this one and randomly got powers?” You said slowly waiting for a reaction, Venti’s eyes widened after it all settled in… “so you’re an archon..?” He asked seriously, “I don’t think so- but I am definitely immortal, from what I know…” you replied waiting for another response, “ah- okay? I don’t know what to think of this but I guess I should also tell- or well show you something…” he said slowly still processing, suddenly he changes into his archon form, his wings looked pure white and oh so soft, you stared at them for a while before he spoke up, “y/n I’m the Anemo Archon… Barbatos…” he says slightly flushed at the way you looked at his wings like they were the most precious thing in the world, “what’s an archon? And what do you mean you’re one and the anemo one?” You asked making sure he thinks you have 0 knowledge of this world besides mainly him… “an archon is a god… which means I’m Barbatos the god of anemo, or I guess wind…” he replied softly, “oh! That makes sense then, thank you for explaining that Venti!” You reply kindly, ‘she’s not treating me differently… I’ll stay with her as long as possible!’ Venti thought smiling softly while still flustered, the sun starts rising and so you put your wings away, Venti seeing your wings disappear changes back into his non-archon form, you were great full that your corset and dress somehow were fine after the whole having wings appear and disappear, now you just had to wait for cannon to happen….

You were both in the stands of the arena, you knew what would happen but Venti didn’t… then it started, in a matter of two minutes Venti and Vanessa defeated the dragon, you were in awe, you summoned your own wings and flew down to Vanessa hugging her, she hugged you back while Venti dealt with the noble’s, people were happy, you were happy to see this actually happen… you forgot no one besides Venti and Vanessa truly knew you existed… “y/n… are you also an archon..?!” Vanessa asked suddenly, which in turn caused you to pause, “n-no I’m not… I’m just someone with wings…” you replied looking away slightly while flushing in embarrassment, “okay…” she replied.

And so that day was set in history as a story that would get told for generations… you stayed with Venti until he went back into slumber some years after Vanessa passed, you honestly missed her, she truly was a great friend, you made sure you weren’t put into any form of the story’s telling while Vanessa was alive… you had things you wanted to do until Venti was back…

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You decided to start a journey after Venti fell into slumber, “I should go to Liyue and befriend Morax…” you mumbled settling on that, and so you went, sure you encountered hilichurls and slimes but they were easy to deal with as the slimes died to one slash and the hilichurls just left you alone fully.

“Finally! I’m here” you muttered happily, ‘wait am I able to sense Morax or?’ You thought, ‘no before anything else I need to get one of the waypoints so I can teleport here first’ you thought, and so you found the waypoint and added it to your list so you could teleport instead, ‘let’s try this!’ You thought before concentrating on finding Morax, ‘AHAH! There he is!’ You thought before running into the direction he was in, thankfully he was closeish, as you rounded a corner into a small patch of grass land you spotted him, and… Xiao, ‘okay two birds with one stone then, let’s befriend them both!’ You thought before running towards them both, Xiao spots you easily and draws out his weapon ready to attack, Morax just looks at you after seeing Xiao looking at your direction, Morax put his hand up to stop Xiao from attacking you as you reached them both, “hiya!” You say while looking up at them both, they just stared back for a minute, “Hello… do I know you mortal-” Xiao said after taking in your features, “you look like someone one of my old friends had been talking about…” Morax said while he looked confused, “ah I’m y/n! And now you know me sir, also who is your friend other sir?” You said, “he’s a bard over in Mondstadt who plays a lyre…” Morax replied, Xiao is just staring at you intently, “oh! I do know him” you replied calmly, Morax looked at you with a pleased smile adorning his lips, “ah so I assume you already know who I am?” He asked calmly while still smiling, “yeah and it’s lovely to meet you Morax… and Xiao” you said with a small bow and a bright smile, “ah, so you truly do know… it’s lovely to meet you as well… Y/n, the immortal…” he said smiling wider, “and don’t worry me and Xiao are the only two people besides Barbatos that knows your title…” he added, “w-wait, this is Lady Y/n?” Xiao said which made you giggle a bit, “well now that we’ve met, I would love to become friends with the both of you!” You say giddily, “I would like that to…” Morax said with a smile still present, Xiao just nodded while looking away with a flushed face due to your cuteness, and so you became friends with the two, now all you needed was a permanent home to live in…

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Parts 3&4~!

Zhongli attempting to swindle y/n into being an adeptus

That’s the prompt!

Y/n: so you’re telling me you want to make a contract with me so I’ll be an adeptus?

Zhongli: yes

Y/n: what’s in it for me?

Zhongli: what exactly would you want?

Y/n: …yeah what I want is not achieved easily even for celestia

Zhongli: oh?

Y/n: well I won’t become an adeptus, but I will lend help if truly needed… would you care to know my conditions and sign a contract?

Zhongli: …I feel as if I will regret this but yes

Y/n: allow Barbatos to date your son, and allow your son freedom to do as he pleases in new spare time he has…

Zhongli: ‘on one hand it’s good for Xiao to have more freedom and time for himself… but on the other…’ why Barbatos?

Y/n: bitch- have you seen how they are together- honestly I’m surprised they aren’t together and fucking yet-

Zhongli: ah… I see your point, okay I will sign the contract.

Y/n: okay here’s the form!

Zhongli: how-when ???

Y/n: not telling but sign!

Zhongli: fine.

Ah yes a skit that’s cute!~

Have a lovely day I hope you enjoyed ;)

Boop. my little gnarp gnarp

This is something else that just happened irl and it’s not a skit for Genshin!!

Mom: pumpkin can you come in here please?

Me: I just sat down so no

Mom: please pumpkin I need help

Me opening the door: oh you need help with that-

Mom: yes please

Me getting up and only just seeing my mom’s partner: well *partners name* can help instead!

Mom: no he can’t-

Moms partner walking into her room: I’ll help you if you help me

Me just giggling while going back to sit down: ah I have got to write this-

Moms partner muffled: *slightly muffled noises and fake words before he just ends talking with my mother*

Me: okay then

And then more chaos followed lol!

Yeah not genshin related but I hope you liked this lol! Have a great day!!

Might make another genshin side plot where it’s just the reader making cinnamon rolls for everyone, but she constantly gets interrupted by everyone else in the house.

Might have spurred up since I’m making them irl, might even post a full recipe at the end if I make this something I actually write

Let me know if you want this?

Qualms and ferocity

Chapter 2, meeting the rest of the pack and settling in.

Third POV

It only took 2 or 3 minutes for the raptors to take Lily to the remainder of the pack…

Lily’s POV

We reached the rest of the pack.

“Awww! Who’s this adorable little thing??” A female raptor said.

“Where did the young one come from? Was it the humans again?” A male raptor said this time.

“A child??” A second unknown female raptor asked with wonder.

I was put down and pushed towards the three new raptors, Kat looked at me expectingly.

“Hi! My name is Lily” I said.

“She was brought in by the humans, she’s going to be staying with the pack from now on.” The Alpha stated calmly.

“Introduce yourselves to our new pack mate please” Kat said while motioning towards the three while Quin and Titus watched from the side.

“Welcome to the pack Lily, my name is Boa” the first female raptor- Boa said with a toothy grin.

“Hi darling! My name’s Vera” the second female raptor- Vera stated in a soft voice.

“My names Goose, it’s nice to meet you Lily, welcome to the pack” the male raptor- Goose said.

“It’s nice to meet you all as well!” I stated hiding my confusion and concern.

“Why did the humans bring you here now? Did they take you away from your original pack or were you hatched with the humans?” Boa asked curiously.

“I was hatched with the human’s” I replied.

“No wonder, so you wouldn’t have a pack until now….” Boa said in response.

“I wasn’t kept in a cage or anything if you were concerned about that” I said trying to make her feel less bad.

this in turn made all the raptors to completely turn all their attention to me.

“You told some of us that you hatched 3 to 4 years ago, so how have you been with the humans so long? Especially without being caged…” Alpha asked.

“Wait what?! But aren’t you barely big enough to be above hatchling age??” Vera stated.

“I was the first dinosaur that the humans ever made… something went wrong and I was just kept around, I know that it’s because I wasn’t aggressive to them and that’s why I was allowed around them… and also why I was never caged, because I was always allowed out and anywhere I wanted to go I could” I said trying to explain without disclosing to much information.

The 7 raptors that are staring at me all gave me nods in understanding.

“Humans are scared of us, so I don’t know why you aren’t aggressive, but at least you weren’t kept in a cage or anything” Boa said hesitantly.

“Do you have a favourite type of prey?” Kat asked me, trying to change the subject.

“Yes! My favourite prey is fish!” I replied.

“I don’t think I tried fish before getting put here” Kat said, the others nodded as to say that they hadn’t either.

“Well-” I started telling them the different types of fish and which were my favourites before we heard something… mechanical..!?

That’s the end of this one~! Have a good day!

Might post something for Halloween!

Give me suggestions in the comments!

Hey so my Genshin Sagau is still being written, but I have already written some ways things may go in the future or in the past, but any set in the future will most likely not be apart of the story, or it may if it fits.

Would anyone want to see them?

*me casually getting ready to possibly just make the reader in my story fuck up the Genshin multiverse even more by going on a reviving spree of quite a lot of people*

*me also knowing if I do this it can’t be actually apart of the sagau from Genshin I’ve been writing*

Someone help the ideas are getting to me! I should go write but I’m having ideas and writer’s block at the same time! Like how??? I’m so very confused!