Zhongli Attempting To Swindle Y/n Into Being An Adeptus

Zhongli attempting to swindle y/n into being an adeptus

That’s the prompt!

Y/n: so you’re telling me you want to make a contract with me so I’ll be an adeptus?

Zhongli: yes

Y/n: what’s in it for me?

Zhongli: what exactly would you want?

Y/n: …yeah what I want is not achieved easily even for celestia

Zhongli: oh?

Y/n: well I won’t become an adeptus, but I will lend help if truly needed… would you care to know my conditions and sign a contract?

Zhongli: …I feel as if I will regret this but yes

Y/n: allow Barbatos to date your son, and allow your son freedom to do as he pleases in new spare time he has…

Zhongli: ‘on one hand it’s good for Xiao to have more freedom and time for himself… but on the other…’ why Barbatos?

Y/n: bitch- have you seen how they are together- honestly I’m surprised they aren’t together and fucking yet-

Zhongli: ah… I see your point, okay I will sign the contract.

Y/n: okay here’s the form!

Zhongli: how-when ???

Y/n: not telling but sign!

Zhongli: fine.

Ah yes a skit that’s cute!~

Have a lovely day I hope you enjoyed ;)

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7 months ago

Just had the random urge to start writing a reader or oc isekai/reincarnation into the dcu, but it’s omegaverse and the person decides to fuck around on that universes tumblr and Ao3 just to end up as a conspiracy blog and once in a while they’ll drop something like ‘Batman’s totally an omega, and here’s why’ or something.

Maybe I should just write omegaverse lol


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1 year ago

This is actually based on something that just happened irl! But I’m changing it abit to fit my personal plot!

Y/n having a conversation with Childe and Zhongli: I can recommend some books for it!

Zhongli: we all know I don’t read that stuff.

Childe: we can change that-

Venti walks In followed by a flushed Xiao

Venti: y/n has large tits, we could always take a pale and use that to milk y/n-

Zhongli absolutely mortified: what-

Childe laughing his ass off

Xiao: please-

Y/n: what the hell-

Y/n: I think you’ve drank to much boys…

They both frowned and left the room

Zhongli: I’m way to sober for this *grabs the unconscious Ajax and goes to his room*

Yeah that’s what happens in this one!

I changed it quite a bit due to wanting it to fit said characters lol, anyways have a great day~!


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10 months ago

Katsuki reincarnated into Avatar: TWOW

“Agghhh!” Bakugou stated in pain, he had died… or so he thought? “Hello my child…” Eywa states knowing why he’s here, “my child, I will reincarnate you onto the planet I love most dearly… as an ‘Avatar’ as the people call it, you will keep your ability, be ware when you are needed you will be called upon!!” Eywa say’s looking at him, “wait wh-” he attempted to say before finding himself cut off by the changing in his body, and the wave from the reincarnation.

Katsuki’s POV

I opened my eyes after that lady had done this, just to see she actually did it, I’m now a baby, I look at myself and notice I’m a beautiful colour palette, I then heard coo’s, I looked around to see I was being held by a beautiful woman who was holding who I assumed to be my twin.

“My precious babies Aonung and Katsuki” she said making me happy I kept my name, “I’m so happy to finally have children with you my love-” my now appointed father said to my new mother, “aren’t they so adorable! I mean look at Katsuki’s little chubby hands!” She states holding my hand now, she suddenly gasps as well as my father, “f-five fingers???” She says then looks at me closely, I notice now that I’m different from them but only slightly, I have five fingers per hand instead of four like them, “how is this possible??” She asks dumbfounded, “Ronal, it’s fine, Katsuki is just abit different, there’s nothing wrong with that, he’s still our son” my father says then takes me from my mother and carries me, “I know, I’m just worried I guess…” she states nearly sad, and then I can’t control myself I just start crying, I don’t know why I’m crying, but this makes me happy…. Maybe it’s not so bad in this new world….

I hope you enjoyed the chapter! I know I enjoyed making it, anyway have a lovely day bye!!!!


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1 year ago

Yae Miko’s story quest is hitting me hard due to how it is…

Like wtf? Don’t call me out on writers block :(!!!

Yae I love you and all but please don’t make me feel like this :(((!


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1 year ago

REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

10 months ago
Don’t Hide This In The Tags!

Don’t hide this in the tags!

The catboy trend really takes off in Gotham and Selina outnumbers Bruce in sidekicks overnight

1 year ago

I wish ya’ll get the motivation and time, cause I certainly won’t

Wishing all of you a very merry "I suddenly have the motivation and time to write a minimum 10k fic"... please

1 year ago

:D!!

What about otter!creator joining neuvilette in a meeting with wriothesley and sigewinne (I think that how you spell that) and sneaking back with them to the fortress of meropide. Cue fun times with sigewinne, tasting otter safe teas with wriothesley, and a very freaked out neuvilette and furina

I’m gonna write this as a Pt. 2 to the last Otter!Creator request, they just fit so perfectly! ૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა

Here’s the previous post!~ <3

As you and Wriothesley only continued to stare at each other, Neuvillette and Furina suddenly walk back in. Both of their faces were stern as they looked at the both of you. But mostly you.

“Monsieur Wriothesley? We apologize, but me and Monsieur Neuvillette have some… pressing matter to discuss. Treats, toys and pillows are inside their pack. Please care for our ˈbābē in this sudden absence. We will retrieve them in a matter of hours. Thank you.” And with that, Furina and Neuvillette left, leaving no time for objection.

You watched as your three friends dissipated, and the duo walked out. Wriothesley was only able to open his mouth before the door shut again. He closed his mouth and turned to you, who shrugged.

His eyebrows raised at you before he blinked once.

Then twice.

Then three times.

“Do you… do you like tea?”

₊‧ʚ・︵︵ ₊˚๑ ᕱᕱ ꒱✦ ₊ ︵︵・₊﹆ɞ‧₊

﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

When Sigewinne entered Wriothesley’s office she was not expecting to see around thirty teacups (all empty) around The Creator in the form of an otter with Wriothesley sitting beside them with a wide grin of his face.

“Sigewinne! Meet Neuvillette’s and Lady Furina’s new little Otter friend! Did you hear of them?”

Oh yeah. Sigewinne had heard all about them. From all the melusine. Constant reminders of how cute they were compared to that fake on the throne. Constant stories of how adorable they acted compared to the awful actions of that monster who acted as their God.

To see them in the flesh was… a visceral feeling honestly. And being a melusine herself, she could feel the ethereal aura surrounding them. Shaking her head, she smiled at the older man and nodded.

“Oh I’ve heard some things here and there… have you been testing teas with them?” She mused, a joking smile on her face.

“… I didn’t know what else to do,” he admitted, “I didn’t want to make them do my paperwork..”

She giggled before getting an idea, and idea that had her face scrunched up in an even wider grin.

“What if… we try milkshakes?~”

“Sigewinne.” Was all he said.

As they began a small back and forth about the logistics of given an Otter a milkshake (Wriothesley was losing), you got up from your seat, took a small toy that looked vaguely like a melusine with the same colors are your fur, and just… waked out the office. Ready to explore.

“Uhm… Sigewinne?”

“It could very beneficial to their health for all we know-“

“Sigewinne?”

“I mean, have you even see an Otter consume a milkshake? I doubt their lactose intolerant-“

“Sigewinne.”

“And I… yeah?”

“Where did they go?”

“…. Uh oh.”

And you, at that exact moment, realized why you probably needed a map. Wondering around, you hadn’t realized how many levels you were going down.

You had been trying to get to the Coupon Cafeteria. How in the actually fuck had you ended up in the forbidden zone, in front of the gate that held the Primordial Sea.

What the fuck.

You hugged your melusine plushy closer as you stared at the plug.

And then an alarm sounded off.

God fucking damn it.

₊‧ʚ・︵︵ ₊˚๑ ᕱᕱ ꒱✦ ₊ ︵︵・₊﹆ɞ‧₊

﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

Chlorinde had been having a nice, slow day.

Why did the fucking sea just have to choose to be angry today.

Why?

Today was a good day.

TodAY WAS A GOOD DAY-

She sighed and removed herself from the room she was currently in, speed walking towards the room where her Archon and Chief Justice were.

After knocking curtly and hearing a quiet “Come in”, she gently pressed open the door, yet spoke with urgency.

“My apologies for interrupting, but the Primordial Sea. It’s causing issues again.” Chlorinde stated.

The hydro duo looked at each other, they had been no where near done with the conversation, but their darling was in the Fortress of Meropide, where the ocean was being.. dealt with.

“Let us begin on your way then.” Neuvillette sighed.

₊‧ʚ・︵︵ ₊˚๑ ᕱᕱ ꒱✦ ₊ ︵︵・₊﹆ɞ‧₊

﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

“Damnit damnit damnit damnit…” Thats all that was going through Wriothesley’s head at the moment. He had sent Sigewinne away to ensure her safety, all while running through the Fortress, all the while making sure to keep an eye out for a stray otter.

His mind flew through the possibilities: you could’ve been caught in machinery, you could’ve fallen off a ledge, you could’ve been snatched up by a criminal on a walk…

There were to many all to possibilities that would lead to him finding your body over you alive.

And if things were going the way they were with the Primordial Sea, then Furina and Neuvillette were going to be back a lot sooner than any of them expected.

And he was not ready for what the punishment would be.

But when he finally got down to the correct level?

He knew his punishment was going to be even worse than whatever they were initially going to do to him.

Because your little body sat in front of the loudly beeping seal before the Primordial Sea.

Fuck.

₊‧ʚ・︵︵ ₊˚๑ ᕱᕱ ꒱✦ ₊ ︵︵・₊﹆ɞ‧₊

﹒˚ ₊ ︵﹒⊹ ๑ ︵︵ ๑ ⊹﹒︵

Honest to god when you saw Wriothesley just appear out of thin air, you weren’t shocked. To be entirely honest you hoped that you’d get to see the whole fight against the Sea with Neuvillette! It was gonna be so cool!

You snuggled against your melusine plushy again as you watched Wriothesley rush towards you, gently pick you up, and move you out of the way.

“Alright, here you go… just have to make sure you don’t get in trouble…” He muttered as he at you down, out of the way. You mentally groaned at this but stayed put. You’d still be able to watch from here, you supposed…

And as soon as Wriothesley walked but over to the seal, Neuvillette, Furina and Chlorinde all deceased from you forgot where. You began clapping quietly and lied on top of your plush, snuggled up and ready for action.

You couldn’t really hear their voices, but then…

The seal exploded!

You watched with bated breath as they fought against the raging Sea, and your little tail began to wag at the sight.

Perhaps you had picked up a love for the show from Furina…

You watched the moves they pulled, the fights they put up, everything was glorious!

That was…

…Untill Neuvillette faltered.

You were confused.

Wasn’t he the one who stopped it in the cutscene? Why wasn’t he able to do it now? What was happening? Was the fear on his face? Why was there fear on his face? Why was everyone stepping back? Was…

Was Furina crying?

You jumped up from your hiding spot, rushing across the floor to the shock and fear of everyone.

Your top hat flew off and your melusine plush fell out of your mouth.

You heard shouts your way but you didn’t give a shit.

This stupid water wasn’t gonna hurt your new family.

Not on your watch.

You jumped into the water.

Over the rushing waves you could hear Furina scream.

It was…

Almost soothing…

As Furina screamed and cried the only thing on Neuvillette’s mind was if you were going to melt away.

If you were going to dissolve in those star studded waters.

‘It would be fitting.’ His mind mused. ‘For the brightest star in his life to flicker out surrounded by stars as well.’

Furina fell to her knees. Why?

Why?!

WHY?!

WHY DID EVERYTHING SHE WANT HAVE TO SLIP FROM HER FINGERS LIKE SAND ON THE OCEAN FLOOR?! SWEPT AWAY BY THE TIDE SHE COULDN’T CONTROL?! WHY WAS SHE FORCED WITH THE MISFORTUNE OF NEVER BEING ABLE TO HOLD ON TO ANYTHING OR ANYONE WHO MENT ANYTHING TO HER?! THIS WASN’T FAIR!

IT WAS NEVER FAIR!

HOW COULD THIS EVER POSSIBLY BE FAIR!?!?

And as Furina cried, Wriothesley looked on with a blank face on.

But his mind was a whirlpool of emotion.

Your sudden sacrifice… it reminded him slightly of his past. Of his teenage years.

Of the murder of his foster parents.

How he put his life on the line, knowing full well that it could be the end of him, as long as his siblings would be fine in the end. That he saved everyone he could.

That’s what you had just done, wasn’t it?

But Chlorinde…

She was shocked.

She watched as her Archon screamed and cried, as she slammed her fists into the ground below, as Neuvillette allowed a tear to fall from his eye (she had never seen him cry before now), as Wriothesley stared on, grief and longing in his eyes.

Just…

Just what had you meant to them?

What had you meant..?

What… could you have meant to her..?

The water was cold. Cool. And the stars shimmered in a way where they were bright, but not enough to hurt your eyes.

You couldn’t see outside the water. But it seemed bioluminescent. The brilliant blue lighting up your vision with the stars.

You swam gently. The current was slow.

You placed a paw on your bow tie. It swayed with the movement of your body.

You felt something deep inside you.

The Primordial Sea.

She called to you.

She cried that her creations feared her.

She just wanted to be whole again. While with her children.

But you told her that she couldn’t.

They were scared because they were their own people now.

They had become their own.

If she were to become whole again…

They would die.

She wept.

She did not want them to die.

But she had to become whole. They were still apart of her.

You told her that soon she would understand. Her tears would no longer be wept out of sorrow, but out of delight.

She didn’t understand. You told her she soon would.

Where you swam, she followed, like a duckling to her mother.

When you went up, she followed. When you went down, she followed. You went left, so did she. You go right, so does she.

You tell her she must go back.

She understands. But she warns that soon her sorrow will consume her once more and she will come again, wishing to have her children rejoin her.

and you tell her that you will be there to comfort her once more. And you will be there until she understands.

She understands.

Furina’s cry’s stop. She looks to the water, which has ceased its movement.

It begins to swirls around them, breaking off into pieces that form diffrent creatures of the sea.

From creatures of today, to long lost beasts of times forgotten. They swirl around and around the room, playing and tumbling over each other. The grin and make the happiest noises with one another.

Before diving back into the seal.

Only an Otter of starry water remained, and it dropped between the teary eyed Dragon Sovereign and the crying Archon, chittering and chirping. Picking up the top hat, it places it in hydro god’s hands.

It’s form splits. Duplicates perhaps..

And there you stood.

Their ˈbābē.

Her raison d’être, her preux chevalier, her ange.

His moitié, his raison de vivre, his trésor.

The only difference being your once wide black eyes,

We’re now filled with all the stars in the sky.

Furina gently placed the hat on your head as you walked up and nuzzled her face, licking away her tears.

You then walked back to the Primordial Sea Otter, missing Furina’s out reached hand.

You both nuzzled against each other, making chittering and chirping noises, rubbing up and down each other. After saying your goodbyes, the Primordial Otter waved, running and jumping into the seal, it closing up after her.

You rushed back to them, picking up your plush on the way, and got picked up by a still teary Neuvillette, whose breath was shaky and broken.

You gave him kisses as well, chirping up at him.

All those in the vault - after Furina had stood - crowded around Neuvillette.

Hands were ran through your fur and you took it all lovingly, understanding the scare you had just given them.

Looking towards his Lady, they had a mental conversation, before Neuvillette sighed.

“Chlorinde, Wriothesley. Me and Lady Furina have something to tell you.”

I think I went a wee bit overboard… but meh ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა! Hehe, I hope you guys enjoyed!~ And honestly, the Primordial Sea I have envisioned (personified) and she’s… kinda hot ngl- Darn my Mommy kink!- ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა


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1 year ago

Immortal Hiccup au pt 5/6

Chapter 5

This is now httyd 2 timeline no one knows about hiccup and toothless being mates (well the twins knew but had somehow the decency to not tell anyone in the tribe)

The duo are in the clouds when a masked individual on a four winged dragon appears.

Things happen similar to cannon.

Hiccup was dropped into a dark room full of dragons, hearing the whispers of them, but he acted as if he couldn’t understand the dragons until toothless was dropped next to him as well.

(Yes he did the thing with inferno)

“Could it really be after all these years, is it really you Hiccup??” The masked figure asked

Ok now we skip until toothless gets tackled by baby dragons.

“So this is where you have been all this time” hiccup said as he was entranced by all this beautiful place had to offer.

“Help!! The baby’s are attacking me!!!” Toothless nearly screached while hiccup started laughing at him as well as Valka.

“Hiccup please help me get them off!!” Toothless pleaded “ugh fine I’ll try to get them off of you” hiccup stated failing miserably.

“Hiccup your really good at reading his emotions” Valka said not knowing that Hiccup could understand all dragons.

Skip to after defeating drago because I have no idea what else to put until here.

“So when are you telling the villagers about yourself and us being mates hiccup?” Toothless asked, hiccup froze for a minute due to the last part of the sentence “should I tell them or leave that out” hiccup stated as his face started flushing a tinge of pink. “I understand but all the dragons already know so why not the village?” Toothless questioned

“I’ll tell them after I’m ready ok?” Hiccup told toothless “ok I’m fine with that” toothless said a bit worried about that and something else that could happen very very soon…….

Oh how the tables may turn next chapter.. what will happen will there relationship be revealed or will something more reflected happen??? Find out next chapter bye~!

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Chapter 6

Hiccup was suddenly woken up by his mother, “Hiccup I have a really important question for

You” Valka stated, “what is it mom” he asked puzzled, “so I’ve been putting the pieces together about this for a while now, but are you able to understand all dragons”she said with a slight gleam in her eyes, “was it really that obvious” hiccup asked, “so it’s a yes” she said happily as hiccup just nodded his head yes.

“Would you mind teaching me how to talk to the dragons properly” Valka stated getting more of a gleam in her eyes, “sure mom” he said ‘not like it took me nearly 50 years to learn how….’ He mumbled to himself loud enough for his mother to hear.

“What do you mean it took you nearly 50 years to learn you’re only 20” Valka stated in confusion at her son, she knew he has always been somewhat too wise according to Stoick but this was different, “explain to me what you mean Hiccup please” she stated to him still shocked.

“Promise you won’t tell a soul even my sister when she’s back ok” hiccup asked and Valka nodded being open minded,after explaining she was shocked but mostly understood why he hid it, ”so you’re over 1000 years old but can change your looks to any age desired” she said being amazed, “yeah that’s pretty much it about that part of my life” he stated not knowing what was about to happen, “now may I ask why you and toothless seem way closer then best friends hiccup” his mother asked waiting for the answer she knew would be said sooner or later, ‘me and him are mates…’ he mumbled still loud enough for his mother to hear, “hah Gobber owes me and Stoick a new axe each” she said with a smirk on her face, “wait you and dad knew about me and toothless being mates” he asked surprised, his mother just nodded while still smirking, “ besides you and toothless being mates everything else is not going to get talked about with Gobber or Stoick ok, and nothing will be told to the villagers until you’re ready hiccup” She said, “thank you mom, still abit shocked you knew about me and toothless though” he said and his mother laughed at that last bit, “what can I say I’m good at figuring things out most of the time” she said finishing the conversation so hiccup can go back to his nap.

Incase I forgot to mention Stoick did live in this since hiccup pushed him out of the way at the last possible second and they thought that hiccup living would attribute to the fact that toothless had just enough will to make the plasma blast unlikely to kill him.

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