Don’t Hide This In The Tags!

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Does anyone want a Tiramisu recipe in December? I know I’m not a cooking blog or anything but I do have some recipes I’m more than happy to share with anyone who wants them, I can even make it a series if anyone honestly wants me to.

God, I just wrote the first chapter after the prologue and I’m even invested in what I’m going to write to continue it lol

I know that I tend to go writing for a bunch of different fandoms and stuff… but would anyone want another Jurassic park/world story from me? Because I have this specific thing I want to write and am planning to! But I’m happy to not post it if no one wants it lol

Hehehehehe… also this will most likely be a story that starts either in the timeline of the original Jurassic park movie or before it~!

Forgot to reblog this before!

:D!!

Geovishap reader bothering Xiao and Zhongli perhaps?

It would be cute lol

WE HAVE THE FULL SET NOW YAY!!! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა˖⁺‧₊˚

Both Zhongli and Xiao stared at the slightly larger and wee bit stronger looking Primo Geovishap that had been following them.

For four hours. Now usually, they would’ve killed you by now, especially seeing as you (despite the previous “wee bit” statement) towered over other primo geovishap, you just kinda… followed them around? Like a big ole puppy?

Zhongli then decided to test something.

The first thing that came to mind…

He summoned a pillar a little was away from the three of you, causing Xiao to look up in confusion.

You, however, ran your big ass all the way to the large pillar, RIPPED IT FROM THE EARTH IN YOUR MAW, and brought it back happily to the duo.

Holy shit.

HOLY SHIT-

You sat there, super fucking proud of yourself because maybe you made the duo proud of your super awesome strength, while they stood in shock and confusion at the situation.

You genuinely?? We’re acting?? Like a big fucking puppy?????

Xiao then also decided to run a small experiment of his own.

Summoning his spear, he launched it into the air. It was now Zhongli’s turn to look down, shocked.

You dropped the pillar, but instead of jumping for it, you sumMONED A GIANT FUCKING HAND OF GEO AND GRABBED IT OUT OF THE SKY. You then gently handed back the polearm to him :).

So when Xiao and Zhongli walked back into Liyue with you following close behind, they were totally ready to explain why you were staying.

You became the mascot for Liyue honestly. You’d deliver letters for people, you’d help set of carts, carry crates, more more etc etc.

And when need be, you’d kill- I mean harm treasure hoarders for the people :3.

You’d do anything to keep your new nation wide family safe.

Anything.

Zhongli and Xiao (along with the other Adepti) are your main caretakers though!

Besides, no has to know what you’ve been doing to the men who try to rob people in the dead of night! No one.

Primo Geovishap!Creator normally: 😁

When you fuck with a single flower in Liyue: 😃🔪

Mmmm, Chaos Boar, Pampered Otter, Parental Tiger, Eepy Fox, and now Slightly Psychopathic Primo Geovishap. The gangs all here! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

Hope you don’t mind I made em a Primo Geovishap, just thought I’d be funnier lol ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

Qualms and ferocity

Chapter 2, meeting the rest of the pack and settling in.

Third POV

It only took 2 or 3 minutes for the raptors to take Lily to the remainder of the pack…

Lily’s POV

We reached the rest of the pack.

“Awww! Who’s this adorable little thing??” A female raptor said.

“Where did the young one come from? Was it the humans again?” A male raptor said this time.

“A child??” A second unknown female raptor asked with wonder.

I was put down and pushed towards the three new raptors, Kat looked at me expectingly.

“Hi! My name is Lily” I said.

“She was brought in by the humans, she’s going to be staying with the pack from now on.” The Alpha stated calmly.

“Introduce yourselves to our new pack mate please” Kat said while motioning towards the three while Quin and Titus watched from the side.

“Welcome to the pack Lily, my name is Boa” the first female raptor- Boa said with a toothy grin.

“Hi darling! My name’s Vera” the second female raptor- Vera stated in a soft voice.

“My names Goose, it’s nice to meet you Lily, welcome to the pack” the male raptor- Goose said.

“It’s nice to meet you all as well!” I stated hiding my confusion and concern.

“Why did the humans bring you here now? Did they take you away from your original pack or were you hatched with the humans?” Boa asked curiously.

“I was hatched with the human’s” I replied.

“No wonder, so you wouldn’t have a pack until now….” Boa said in response.

“I wasn’t kept in a cage or anything if you were concerned about that” I said trying to make her feel less bad.

this in turn made all the raptors to completely turn all their attention to me.

“You told some of us that you hatched 3 to 4 years ago, so how have you been with the humans so long? Especially without being caged…” Alpha asked.

“Wait what?! But aren’t you barely big enough to be above hatchling age??” Vera stated.

“I was the first dinosaur that the humans ever made… something went wrong and I was just kept around, I know that it’s because I wasn’t aggressive to them and that’s why I was allowed around them… and also why I was never caged, because I was always allowed out and anywhere I wanted to go I could” I said trying to explain without disclosing to much information.

The 7 raptors that are staring at me all gave me nods in understanding.

“Humans are scared of us, so I don’t know why you aren’t aggressive, but at least you weren’t kept in a cage or anything” Boa said hesitantly.

“Do you have a favourite type of prey?” Kat asked me, trying to change the subject.

“Yes! My favourite prey is fish!” I replied.

“I don’t think I tried fish before getting put here” Kat said, the others nodded as to say that they hadn’t either.

“Well-” I started telling them the different types of fish and which were my favourites before we heard something… mechanical..!?

That’s the end of this one~! Have a good day!

For some reason the only thing I can think of is, marvel and KC undercover being the same universe- like for some reason it makes sense that they could be in the same universe…

Like think about it, like what if they were, this would be an awesome thing to add to a marvel fanfic or a KC undercover fanfic!

It would work even better since in the movies Mj is played by Zendaya the same actor that plays KC!

Maybe I should write a one-shot for this- (feel free to write one as well :)!)

Btw this probably isn’t an original idea but I haven’t found fics with this as a thing yet so yeah-

What the hell is my job if the last thing I watched was my little pony: friendship is magic???

I don’t think I would survive in equestria.

Katsuki reincarnated into Avatar: TWOW

“Agghhh!” Bakugou stated in pain, he had died… or so he thought? “Hello my child…” Eywa states knowing why he’s here, “my child, I will reincarnate you onto the planet I love most dearly… as an ‘Avatar’ as the people call it, you will keep your ability, be ware when you are needed you will be called upon!!” Eywa say’s looking at him, “wait wh-” he attempted to say before finding himself cut off by the changing in his body, and the wave from the reincarnation.

Katsuki’s POV

I opened my eyes after that lady had done this, just to see she actually did it, I’m now a baby, I look at myself and notice I’m a beautiful colour palette, I then heard coo’s, I looked around to see I was being held by a beautiful woman who was holding who I assumed to be my twin.

“My precious babies Aonung and Katsuki” she said making me happy I kept my name, “I’m so happy to finally have children with you my love-” my now appointed father said to my new mother, “aren’t they so adorable! I mean look at Katsuki’s little chubby hands!” She states holding my hand now, she suddenly gasps as well as my father, “f-five fingers???” She says then looks at me closely, I notice now that I’m different from them but only slightly, I have five fingers per hand instead of four like them, “how is this possible??” She asks dumbfounded, “Ronal, it’s fine, Katsuki is just abit different, there’s nothing wrong with that, he’s still our son” my father says then takes me from my mother and carries me, “I know, I’m just worried I guess…” she states nearly sad, and then I can’t control myself I just start crying, I don’t know why I’m crying, but this makes me happy…. Maybe it’s not so bad in this new world….

I hope you enjoyed the chapter! I know I enjoyed making it, anyway have a lovely day bye!!!!

Ohhh ok

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?

Would anyone want a shitty sagau? Because I have one that isn’t done yet and I plan to make it juicy, thing is I never originally planned to post it on tumblr, but honestly I really want to now!

It already has like 9 or 10 parts btw!