Forgot to reblog this before!
:D!!
Geovishap reader bothering Xiao and Zhongli perhaps?
It would be cute lol
WE HAVE THE FULL SET NOW YAY!!! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა˖⁺‧₊˚
Both Zhongli and Xiao stared at the slightly larger and wee bit stronger looking Primo Geovishap that had been following them.
For four hours. Now usually, they would’ve killed you by now, especially seeing as you (despite the previous “wee bit” statement) towered over other primo geovishap, you just kinda… followed them around? Like a big ole puppy?
Zhongli then decided to test something.
The first thing that came to mind…
He summoned a pillar a little was away from the three of you, causing Xiao to look up in confusion.
You, however, ran your big ass all the way to the large pillar, RIPPED IT FROM THE EARTH IN YOUR MAW, and brought it back happily to the duo.
Holy shit.
HOLY SHIT-
You sat there, super fucking proud of yourself because maybe you made the duo proud of your super awesome strength, while they stood in shock and confusion at the situation.
You genuinely?? We’re acting?? Like a big fucking puppy?????
Xiao then also decided to run a small experiment of his own.
Summoning his spear, he launched it into the air. It was now Zhongli’s turn to look down, shocked.
You dropped the pillar, but instead of jumping for it, you sumMONED A GIANT FUCKING HAND OF GEO AND GRABBED IT OUT OF THE SKY. You then gently handed back the polearm to him :).
So when Xiao and Zhongli walked back into Liyue with you following close behind, they were totally ready to explain why you were staying.
You became the mascot for Liyue honestly. You’d deliver letters for people, you’d help set of carts, carry crates, more more etc etc.
And when need be, you’d kill- I mean harm treasure hoarders for the people :3.
You’d do anything to keep your new nation wide family safe.
Anything.
Zhongli and Xiao (along with the other Adepti) are your main caretakers though!
Besides, no has to know what you’ve been doing to the men who try to rob people in the dead of night! No one.
Primo Geovishap!Creator normally: 😁
When you fuck with a single flower in Liyue: 😃🔪
Mmmm, Chaos Boar, Pampered Otter, Parental Tiger, Eepy Fox, and now Slightly Psychopathic Primo Geovishap. The gangs all here! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა
Hope you don’t mind I made em a Primo Geovishap, just thought I’d be funnier lol ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა
Ah yes if y/n from my avatar x reader story were to teleport to Demon slayer.
“Oh for fucks sake I had to get attacked didn’t I?? At least I’m still alive” y/n said after getting shot protecting Tsu’tey, then falling into a portal and turning human, “oh cool I’m like this again!” Y/n said happily, then noticing something… “I’m in a kimono??” She says in awe of her beautiful dark pink and blue kimono, she then heard people running towards her…. She turned towards the people just to become shocked at what she sees…
“Miss are you alright? We saw you fall out of the sky… did a demon attack you?” Tanjiro asked sweetly before smelling the air, making him eye y/n, “I’m fine and I don’t know how to explain why I was falling out of the sky…” y/n says hoping his nose won’t smell her lie, but sadly she got caught out… “you are lying, you do know how and why you fell out of the sky… but you also aren’t a demon, so why did you fall out of the sky…?” Tanjiro says with Giyuu behind him just staring at y/n, “I got struck in battle trying to save a friend… instead of meeting my death I ended up here falling from the sky” y/n says with a sigh, “okay…” he says lowering his katana, “Caw Caw! Bring the lady who fell from the sky to master! Caw Caw!” A crow states, Giyuu sighs and grabs y/n’s hand pulling him with her….
Time skip to final battle!!
Muzan was about to die but it wasn’t without great loss… but y/n was there and prevented some of it…
Y/n turned into a deadly nadder, pining him to the ground shocking him enough for him to pause, y/n took her chance and fired all her shots at him, making him unable to do anything, making it easier for Tanjiro to kill Muzan, then it was all over forever…
I hope this wasn’t a bad oneshot, have a lovely day bye!!!!
…this is such a good idea though, I would read it
Movie about a modern day woman who's really into archery and stuff like that who somehow gets sent back in time to ancient greece and by chance is found in a temple to a certain goddess. Now, she has to El Dorado her way around as the goddess Artemis.
I should post Qualms and Ferocity here on tumblr but like I haven’t yet wanted to since I want to make part 4 and part 5 first I guess? But anyways it will be added to my tumblr soon lol
Might make another genshin side plot where it’s just the reader making cinnamon rolls for everyone, but she constantly gets interrupted by everyone else in the house.
Might have spurred up since I’m making them irl, might even post a full recipe at the end if I make this something I actually write
Let me know if you want this?
And they look good on him!
BREAKING NEUS (haha see what i did th💥)
THIGH HIGH BOOTS
Would anyone want a shitty sagau? Because I have one that isn’t done yet and I plan to make it juicy, thing is I never originally planned to post it on tumblr, but honestly I really want to now!
It already has like 9 or 10 parts btw!
Ohhh ok
Tim: Eat the rich
Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?
Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?
Does anyone want a Tiramisu recipe in December? I know I’m not a cooking blog or anything but I do have some recipes I’m more than happy to share with anyone who wants them, I can even make it a series if anyone honestly wants me to.
I feel like those aren’t the only reasons why Tim is believed to be a vampire, but honestly it would be funnier if those were the reasons!
You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.
Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.
Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.
The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???
I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.
Ah yes another weird thing I guess!
Focalors no!!!
Neuvillette: miss do you know why you are presently in court and what crimes you have committed?
Y/n: yes’nt
Neuvillette: *sigh* you were found guilty for multiple offences and crimes, for instance: illegally entering private property, stealing from chests, disrespecting our archon statues-
Focalors: off with her head!
Everyone gasps in horror at that, Neuvillette turns white as a ghost.
Y/n just sits there blankly staring at Focalors.
Neuvillette: Focalors no!
Focalors: Focalors yes!
Before he could retort she created blades with water and swiftly cut of y/n’s head…
Everyone gasped and then it went silent as pink blood spilled like water from a creek…
Then laughter could be heard from the body as she reattached her head, she smiled still laughing.
Neuvillette: how?!?!
Y/n: It’s a secret!~
Y/n: anyways thanks for playing along Furina! I hope this entertained you!!
Focalors: you’re welcome y/n! It was funny seeing everyone’s faces! Especially the Traveler and that ginger who’s up next!~
Aether: y/n you bit-
Y/n: that’s my cue to leave bye!!!
Let’s say when Childe told Zhongli and the boyfriends what happened, the boyfriends had to physically restrain him from throwing a literal mountain at you….
Hoped y’all enjoyed this weird thing! Have a lovely day!
A weird woman with random free time, I grew up with a lot of dinosaur media and will rant about dinosaurs if given the chance~!
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