Ohhh Ok

What type of interview though? Out and about? Studio place? Other? Because this could go multiple different ways that all seem funny

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?

This is not going to be apart of the sagau I’ve already made sadly, because it clashes with themes I want to write but have this au thing of an au lol

So the idea is: y/n, Aether and Paimon get dropped off with Thoma and end up being granted access to the first island before going on in the quests there, thing is when you finally find and confront Ei on the next, she has a figurine in her hand that’s painted, “oh fuck!” You say before cowardly hiding behind Aether in the kimono that Thoma bought you, Ei looks at you then panics before bowing after recognising you… “what brings you here all knowing one? And why are you against me..?” She says stopping her bow, everyone there turns to look at you surprised, “Shogun it’s been 200 years… don’t call me that anymore!!” You say quicker than you would have liked, “that doesn’t explain why you’re here and with the enemy of eternity…!” She replied starting to show a cold fury… “Shogun! If I was able to let something like this slide I wouldn’t! You cannot continue the vision hunt decree! Don’t you know the suffering it is causing!?!?!?!!” You say starting to get pissed off, you were fed up with the vision hunt now more then when you played through it in the game… “I challenge you to a duel! When I win you stop this madness and open the boarders of your nation again!” You say going towards her, the traveler tries to stop you with Paimons help but you shrug him off, “so be it..!!” She says getting out her katana, you end up grabbing a katana as well, you two circle each other before you go in, then it all ended with Ei on the ground blacked out, you barely hit her and this was the result… you grabbed out a fan after putting the katana back, everyone stared at you in complete shock, “Wahhh!!!” Paimon exclaimed in astonishment, “y-y/n?!?!?! Wha-how did you do that so easily! You made it seem like nothing!” Traveler said still overwhelmed and shocked by the situation, “ah… guess I wasn’t holding back enough? Oops!” You say before giggling nervously behind your fan.

When Ei woke up she felt as if she were a dead walking incarnate, to say she felt bad was an understatement, “as to the terms of the Duel Ei.. I have won therefore until I inevitably die or until your region falls under a new ruler, you will cease the vision hunt decree and open your borders to allow more people from overseas access to your nation and to allow your people to leave your region. Correct?” You state as formally as possible, she nods in understanding, “Alright who wants me to make some desserts? I have some I haven’t had in quite a while so I thought this is the perfect occasion don’t you think?” You say cheerfully, everyone there nods in excitement…

That’s how you ended the trouble in Ei’s nation and also ended up accidentally making everyone have a dessert coma while having left over desserts…

Let’s just say Venti got to try all the desserts while you gave Xiao 20 plates worth of almond tofu lol.

So I hope you liked this if you’re still reading! Have a lovely day!!

So like I wrote another httyd story, it’s a new one in which the reader isekai’s into it to a time before Hiccup is born

I already made like two dragon oc’s because of this lol, I love this series already… I just started it today and there’s already a prologue and the first chapter!!

Should I bring it here??

If anyone wants to send me requests please do! I’ll try to answer them and write to my best ability!

Would anyone want me to bring my oc insert into jp/jw here? She reincarnates as a dinosaur and I love how it’s turning out :)!

Life stopped, life restarted in another world..?

; ; for Gothi trying to communicate!

Valka’s POV

‘I need to go see Gothi, I wonder why I haven’t been feeling well lately..?’ I thought while heading to Gothi’s.

“Gothi, I have come to ask you to check me over” I said.

;Yes, what can I help you with dearie; she wrote.

“I haven’t been feeling well lately for some reason, and I was worried” I said as she started checking on me.

;Dearie, I’ll do some tests to see what I can find; she replied.

“Thank you Gothi” I said with a smile.

Readers POV

‘Is it that close to snoggletog already..? I swear the dragons haven’t been here for over 3 weeks…! But the Berkiens aren’t getting ready for it..? And it’s summer, I’m so confused’ I thought while trying to bake cookies.

“Y/n! I need to tell you something!” Valka says charging into the kitchen suddenly.

“Woah! Take a chill pill Valka, what did you want to tell me..?” I replied.

“You still need to explain what that means, but anyways, Y/n I’m so happy!” She says smiling ear to ear.

“Oh! What’s making you so happy!?” I asked curiously.

“I’m with child! I just got back from Gothi’s” she replied while hugging me tightly.

“Oh my gods!!! I’m so happy! We need to tell Stoick!!!” I said hugging her back.

“We can tell Stoick at dinner tonight!” She replied happily.

“Ah! Okay! I’ll make a nice dinner tonight then!” I said agreeing with her.

“What are you making? It looks so good” Valka said suddenly with starry eyes.

“I’m making cookies, you can have some from this first batch! The type I’m making is oatmeal raisin!” I replied happily.

“What is a raisin?” She asked confused.

“It’s a dried grape, they’re good by themself and in different foods!” I explained simply.

“Ah! Yes, can I have some please?” She asked curiously.

“Here, have a small handful to try!” I replied handing her some.

“These are good! Can I please have some of the cookies when they’re ready?” She asked after trying the raisins.

“Of course! The first batch will be ready in a minute, so don’t worry it won’t be long!” I replied.

Time skip

“Stoick, I need to tell you something” Valka stated while we were eating dinner.

“What is it dear?” He asked before shooting me a confused look.

“I’m with child!” She said happily.

Instead of him saying anything in response, he picked up Valka and spun her around before hugging her and pulling me into the hug as well.

“Thank you…” he said finally with tears in his eyes.

‘I swear I will do anything for these two…’ I thought.

Qualms and Ferocity

A small preview~!

“The ‘Matriarch’ was one of the first dinosaurs that Hammond created… she has been around the longest and was the first surviving dinosaur… but she is not normal compared to others of her species… she’s the only reason that the death tolls caused by other dinosaurs has been so low… they respect her, but no one knows why…” -Dr Wu

Story revolves around Lily my oc… also known as the ‘Matriarch’~!

Yae Miko’s story quest is hitting me hard due to how it is…

Like wtf? Don’t call me out on writers block :(!!!

Yae I love you and all but please don’t make me feel like this :(((!

A little Giyuu drabble

“Y/n-chan where are you??” Giyuu said while looking for you, “I’m in my room why??” You said lucky that he was outside your room, you were laying in your bed taking a break from your training, “is it ok if I come into your room?” He asked with a slight shyness in his voice making your heart melt, “sure!” You replied happily, he opened the door then closed it after he entered, he then sat on the bed making sure not to sit on you, “c-can we cuddle..?” He said barely loud enough to hear, you sat up and opened your arms for him, he quickly embraced you tightly but also gently, he put his head in the crook of your neck and cuddled more into your softness, while you cuddled him back. The two of you continued to cuddle until it started getting dark, but that more so happened because you two had woken up from your cuddle-nap, and also the fact you both were really hungry…

After you both ate.

You were now on his bed, his head was in the crook of your neck again while you slept peacefully while cuddling him, “y/n I may never know what I did to deserve you, but I’m grateful to have you to love…” Giyuu said in a whisper while falling asleep, you unconsciously smiled.

Giyuu deserves to have more things written with him, anyways I hope you enjoyed this little bit of Giyuu appreciation and have a lovely day bye!!!

Thank you for tagging me in this Fable! It looks fun!

Last song - Judas by Lady Gaga

Fav colour - purple

Currently watching - Fionna and Cake

Last movie - How to train your dragon 3

Sweet/savoury/salty - savoury :)

Relationship status - single

Current obsessions - Genshin ;)

No pressure to anyone :)!

I was tagged by @cat-dragoness, but the reblog chain was getting long, so new post!

Last song: I haven't actually listened to anything yet today. Last thing I listened to last night was Andrew Peterson's Light for the Lost Boy album, which is my current going-to-sleep music.

Favorite color: Blue or purple, depending on the day.

Currently watching: I've been on-and-off watching FMA Brotherhood, Leverage, Critical Role Campaign 2, Phineas and Ferb, and a Fairy Tail rewatch for a while now.

Last movie: North by Northwest, but that was back in July. Whoops.

Sweet/savory/spicy: Sweet, mostly? But also savory depending on my mood. Never spicy.

Relationship status: Happily single, but also crushing on my own characters and a little bit on Quincy Morris.

Current obsession: There's this book called Song of the Selkies that came out a couple weeks ago, and I read it pre-release, and I only just this week managed to think about anything else.

Last thing googled: How to make a circle cape. Hobby Lobby has fleece on sale, and I've been thinking for a while about making the cape equivalent of my favorite fleece jackets, and I am So Tempted.

Tagging @as-dreamers-do, @invisiblewashboard, and @o-lei-o-lai-o-lord (and whoever else wants to do this).