Thank You For Tagging Me In This Fable! It Looks Fun!

This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)

the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!

Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…

Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.

Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!

Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!

The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…

Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!

Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!

Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?

Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?

Y/n: okay

Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…

Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!

Then you three teleport away.

It’s happening again D:

Whyyyyy???

Help I’m having a midlife crisis! I’m not even in my 20’s! D:

This

Imagine if reader decides to teach the aranara some swear words 💀

Would be especially funny in sagau (imposter ver), just imagine the archons, except for Nahida, trying to find you but ending up dealing with very angry walking cabbages who cuss every 2 sentences

Venti: "Please! We just want to visit their Excellency-"

Arama: "Big nara, Arama suggests that nara shuts his goofy ass up before Arama kicks his ass all the way back to Sarva :]"

Life stopped, life restarted in another world..?

; ; for Gothi trying to communicate!

Valka’s POV

‘I need to go see Gothi, I wonder why I haven’t been feeling well lately..?’ I thought while heading to Gothi’s.

“Gothi, I have come to ask you to check me over” I said.

;Yes, what can I help you with dearie; she wrote.

“I haven’t been feeling well lately for some reason, and I was worried” I said as she started checking on me.

;Dearie, I’ll do some tests to see what I can find; she replied.

“Thank you Gothi” I said with a smile.

Readers POV

‘Is it that close to snoggletog already..? I swear the dragons haven’t been here for over 3 weeks…! But the Berkiens aren’t getting ready for it..? And it’s summer, I’m so confused’ I thought while trying to bake cookies.

“Y/n! I need to tell you something!” Valka says charging into the kitchen suddenly.

“Woah! Take a chill pill Valka, what did you want to tell me..?” I replied.

“You still need to explain what that means, but anyways, Y/n I’m so happy!” She says smiling ear to ear.

“Oh! What’s making you so happy!?” I asked curiously.

“I’m with child! I just got back from Gothi’s” she replied while hugging me tightly.

“Oh my gods!!! I’m so happy! We need to tell Stoick!!!” I said hugging her back.

“We can tell Stoick at dinner tonight!” She replied happily.

“Ah! Okay! I’ll make a nice dinner tonight then!” I said agreeing with her.

“What are you making? It looks so good” Valka said suddenly with starry eyes.

“I’m making cookies, you can have some from this first batch! The type I’m making is oatmeal raisin!” I replied happily.

“What is a raisin?” She asked confused.

“It’s a dried grape, they’re good by themself and in different foods!” I explained simply.

“Ah! Yes, can I have some please?” She asked curiously.

“Here, have a small handful to try!” I replied handing her some.

“These are good! Can I please have some of the cookies when they’re ready?” She asked after trying the raisins.

“Of course! The first batch will be ready in a minute, so don’t worry it won’t be long!” I replied.

Time skip

“Stoick, I need to tell you something” Valka stated while we were eating dinner.

“What is it dear?” He asked before shooting me a confused look.

“I’m with child!” She said happily.

Instead of him saying anything in response, he picked up Valka and spun her around before hugging her and pulling me into the hug as well.

“Thank you…” he said finally with tears in his eyes.

‘I swear I will do anything for these two…’ I thought.

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

I posted chapter two of Qualms and Ferocity on Ao3!

Would anyone like me to write some of your ideas? I can’t guarantee they’ll be good but I’ll do my best!

I hope you’re having a great day after seeing this!

hey, don’t cry. ponyo drink in bee mug. with probably a little too much cinnamon bc i tilted the shaker too far but its ok.

Qualms and Ferocity

A small preview~!

“The ‘Matriarch’ was one of the first dinosaurs that Hammond created… she has been around the longest and was the first surviving dinosaur… but she is not normal compared to others of her species… she’s the only reason that the death tolls caused by other dinosaurs has been so low… they respect her, but no one knows why…” -Dr Wu

Story revolves around Lily my oc… also known as the ‘Matriarch’~!

Qualms and ferocity

Chapter 2, meeting the rest of the pack and settling in.

Third POV

It only took 2 or 3 minutes for the raptors to take Lily to the remainder of the pack…

Lily’s POV

We reached the rest of the pack.

“Awww! Who’s this adorable little thing??” A female raptor said.

“Where did the young one come from? Was it the humans again?” A male raptor said this time.

“A child??” A second unknown female raptor asked with wonder.

I was put down and pushed towards the three new raptors, Kat looked at me expectingly.

“Hi! My name is Lily” I said.

“She was brought in by the humans, she’s going to be staying with the pack from now on.” The Alpha stated calmly.

“Introduce yourselves to our new pack mate please” Kat said while motioning towards the three while Quin and Titus watched from the side.

“Welcome to the pack Lily, my name is Boa” the first female raptor- Boa said with a toothy grin.

“Hi darling! My name’s Vera” the second female raptor- Vera stated in a soft voice.

“My names Goose, it’s nice to meet you Lily, welcome to the pack” the male raptor- Goose said.

“It’s nice to meet you all as well!” I stated hiding my confusion and concern.

“Why did the humans bring you here now? Did they take you away from your original pack or were you hatched with the humans?” Boa asked curiously.

“I was hatched with the human’s” I replied.

“No wonder, so you wouldn’t have a pack until now….” Boa said in response.

“I wasn’t kept in a cage or anything if you were concerned about that” I said trying to make her feel less bad.

this in turn made all the raptors to completely turn all their attention to me.

“You told some of us that you hatched 3 to 4 years ago, so how have you been with the humans so long? Especially without being caged…” Alpha asked.

“Wait what?! But aren’t you barely big enough to be above hatchling age??” Vera stated.

“I was the first dinosaur that the humans ever made… something went wrong and I was just kept around, I know that it’s because I wasn’t aggressive to them and that’s why I was allowed around them… and also why I was never caged, because I was always allowed out and anywhere I wanted to go I could” I said trying to explain without disclosing to much information.

The 7 raptors that are staring at me all gave me nods in understanding.

“Humans are scared of us, so I don’t know why you aren’t aggressive, but at least you weren’t kept in a cage or anything” Boa said hesitantly.

“Do you have a favourite type of prey?” Kat asked me, trying to change the subject.

“Yes! My favourite prey is fish!” I replied.

“I don’t think I tried fish before getting put here” Kat said, the others nodded as to say that they hadn’t either.

“Well-” I started telling them the different types of fish and which were my favourites before we heard something… mechanical..!?

That’s the end of this one~! Have a good day!