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Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 3&4

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It was now night time and you sneakily followed Venti into Vanessa’s cell, you sat on the other side of Vanessa smiling shyly, you let them do the cannon dialogue while watching the guards incase something happens earlier than expected, you thankfully still had the extra six apples you didn’t eat in your pocket (think unlimited storage dimension), so you also handed her an apple when you heard Venti offering to be her friend, you continued watching over them until it was time for Venti to take the two of you away to wait… in that time you decided to try some stuff out with Venti, I mean you two were out in a field before sunrise and were alone anyway, “Hey Venti I’m going to try something okay?” You say, Venti nodded slowly, you backed up and concentrated on something, suddenly it payed off when beautiful pale purple wings appeared out of your back, “eek! It worked yes!!” You say happily, Venti just looked at you in confusion and awe, “h-how?!?!” He asked dumbfounded, “I think I should tell you something…” you said becoming nervous, “what is it..?” He asked while raising an eyebrow, “so how do I say this… I’m from a different universe i guess and I got transported into this one and randomly got powers?” You said slowly waiting for a reaction, Venti’s eyes widened after it all settled in… “so you’re an archon..?” He asked seriously, “I don’t think so- but I am definitely immortal, from what I know…” you replied waiting for another response, “ah- okay? I don’t know what to think of this but I guess I should also tell- or well show you something…” he said slowly still processing, suddenly he changes into his archon form, his wings looked pure white and oh so soft, you stared at them for a while before he spoke up, “y/n I’m the Anemo Archon… Barbatos…” he says slightly flushed at the way you looked at his wings like they were the most precious thing in the world, “what’s an archon? And what do you mean you’re one and the anemo one?” You asked making sure he thinks you have 0 knowledge of this world besides mainly him… “an archon is a god… which means I’m Barbatos the god of anemo, or I guess wind…” he replied softly, “oh! That makes sense then, thank you for explaining that Venti!” You reply kindly, ‘she’s not treating me differently… I’ll stay with her as long as possible!’ Venti thought smiling softly while still flustered, the sun starts rising and so you put your wings away, Venti seeing your wings disappear changes back into his non-archon form, you were great full that your corset and dress somehow were fine after the whole having wings appear and disappear, now you just had to wait for cannon to happen….

You were both in the stands of the arena, you knew what would happen but Venti didn’t… then it started, in a matter of two minutes Venti and Vanessa defeated the dragon, you were in awe, you summoned your own wings and flew down to Vanessa hugging her, she hugged you back while Venti dealt with the noble’s, people were happy, you were happy to see this actually happen… you forgot no one besides Venti and Vanessa truly knew you existed… “y/n… are you also an archon..?!” Vanessa asked suddenly, which in turn caused you to pause, “n-no I’m not… I’m just someone with wings…” you replied looking away slightly while flushing in embarrassment, “okay…” she replied.

And so that day was set in history as a story that would get told for generations… you stayed with Venti until he went back into slumber some years after Vanessa passed, you honestly missed her, she truly was a great friend, you made sure you weren’t put into any form of the story’s telling while Vanessa was alive… you had things you wanted to do until Venti was back…

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You decided to start a journey after Venti fell into slumber, “I should go to Liyue and befriend Morax…” you mumbled settling on that, and so you went, sure you encountered hilichurls and slimes but they were easy to deal with as the slimes died to one slash and the hilichurls just left you alone fully.

“Finally! I’m here” you muttered happily, ‘wait am I able to sense Morax or?’ You thought, ‘no before anything else I need to get one of the waypoints so I can teleport here first’ you thought, and so you found the waypoint and added it to your list so you could teleport instead, ‘let’s try this!’ You thought before concentrating on finding Morax, ‘AHAH! There he is!’ You thought before running into the direction he was in, thankfully he was closeish, as you rounded a corner into a small patch of grass land you spotted him, and… Xiao, ‘okay two birds with one stone then, let’s befriend them both!’ You thought before running towards them both, Xiao spots you easily and draws out his weapon ready to attack, Morax just looks at you after seeing Xiao looking at your direction, Morax put his hand up to stop Xiao from attacking you as you reached them both, “hiya!” You say while looking up at them both, they just stared back for a minute, “Hello… do I know you mortal-” Xiao said after taking in your features, “you look like someone one of my old friends had been talking about…” Morax said while he looked confused, “ah I’m y/n! And now you know me sir, also who is your friend other sir?” You said, “he’s a bard over in Mondstadt who plays a lyre…” Morax replied, Xiao is just staring at you intently, “oh! I do know him” you replied calmly, Morax looked at you with a pleased smile adorning his lips, “ah so I assume you already know who I am?” He asked calmly while still smiling, “yeah and it’s lovely to meet you Morax… and Xiao” you said with a small bow and a bright smile, “ah, so you truly do know… it’s lovely to meet you as well… Y/n, the immortal…” he said smiling wider, “and don’t worry me and Xiao are the only two people besides Barbatos that knows your title…” he added, “w-wait, this is Lady Y/n?” Xiao said which made you giggle a bit, “well now that we’ve met, I would love to become friends with the both of you!” You say giddily, “I would like that to…” Morax said with a smile still present, Xiao just nodded while looking away with a flushed face due to your cuteness, and so you became friends with the two, now all you needed was a permanent home to live in…

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Parts 3&4~!

What the hell is my job if the last thing I watched was my little pony: friendship is magic???

I don’t think I would survive in equestria.

What type of interview though? Out and about? Studio place? Other? Because this could go multiple different ways that all seem funny

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?

Qualms and ferocity

Chapter 2, meeting the rest of the pack and settling in.

Third POV

It only took 2 or 3 minutes for the raptors to take Lily to the remainder of the pack…

Lily’s POV

We reached the rest of the pack.

“Awww! Who’s this adorable little thing??” A female raptor said.

“Where did the young one come from? Was it the humans again?” A male raptor said this time.

“A child??” A second unknown female raptor asked with wonder.

I was put down and pushed towards the three new raptors, Kat looked at me expectingly.

“Hi! My name is Lily” I said.

“She was brought in by the humans, she’s going to be staying with the pack from now on.” The Alpha stated calmly.

“Introduce yourselves to our new pack mate please” Kat said while motioning towards the three while Quin and Titus watched from the side.

“Welcome to the pack Lily, my name is Boa” the first female raptor- Boa said with a toothy grin.

“Hi darling! My name’s Vera” the second female raptor- Vera stated in a soft voice.

“My names Goose, it’s nice to meet you Lily, welcome to the pack” the male raptor- Goose said.

“It’s nice to meet you all as well!” I stated hiding my confusion and concern.

“Why did the humans bring you here now? Did they take you away from your original pack or were you hatched with the humans?” Boa asked curiously.

“I was hatched with the human’s” I replied.

“No wonder, so you wouldn’t have a pack until now….” Boa said in response.

“I wasn’t kept in a cage or anything if you were concerned about that” I said trying to make her feel less bad.

this in turn made all the raptors to completely turn all their attention to me.

“You told some of us that you hatched 3 to 4 years ago, so how have you been with the humans so long? Especially without being caged…” Alpha asked.

“Wait what?! But aren’t you barely big enough to be above hatchling age??” Vera stated.

“I was the first dinosaur that the humans ever made… something went wrong and I was just kept around, I know that it’s because I wasn’t aggressive to them and that’s why I was allowed around them… and also why I was never caged, because I was always allowed out and anywhere I wanted to go I could” I said trying to explain without disclosing to much information.

The 7 raptors that are staring at me all gave me nods in understanding.

“Humans are scared of us, so I don’t know why you aren’t aggressive, but at least you weren’t kept in a cage or anything” Boa said hesitantly.

“Do you have a favourite type of prey?” Kat asked me, trying to change the subject.

“Yes! My favourite prey is fish!” I replied.

“I don’t think I tried fish before getting put here” Kat said, the others nodded as to say that they hadn’t either.

“Well-” I started telling them the different types of fish and which were my favourites before we heard something… mechanical..!?

That’s the end of this one~! Have a good day!

Might fuck around and start posting for 2 fandoms that don’t have their plots out for all to see~!

…aka I’ll be posting fanfics of something that someone I know wrote because I love their stories already!

Y e s

I’m eternally Interested with Sagau (self aware genshin au for those who don’t know) but god why does all the content need to be weird and dark. Like nothing wrong with that but I just don’t want to only read that :(

So! I’ll toss my hat in the ring with some silly/light hearted ideas!

Note: I AM A MINOR, please don’t be weird with my posts

Tws/cws: Sagau, swearing, (Idk what else, I’m bad at this sorry)

Creator!reader who is honestly just vibing and nothing else. No one realizes they’re a god until they fuck up and get hurt (cue gold blood) and the reader is just outright denying it

Character: was your blood gold? What the fuck

Reader: haha no

Character: *losing their fucking shit*

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I think scaramouche would hate the creator, and the creator would probably be like “I love you my little meow meow” and scaramouche would just have to endure. Because the creator would probably just wanna get away from the whole god worship thing. Even if it means being around someone who despises them, Especially if the reader doesn’t have their memories of creating teyvat/is just a random Genshin fan from the real world.

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I like to imagine an aroace creator, or a creator who just avoids dating because yeah, that’s a weird power imbalance, and the creator just wouldn’t want to deal with that.

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I’ve always interpreted the creator as having the power to, well, create. So they’d probably just create a way to access the real world’s internet, much to the confusion of the characters

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Oh and the creator would have so much fun just fucking with the archons, especially if they’re pretending to be a human. (Assuming the archons can’t sense the creators godly-ness) like I can imagine the creator walking up to venti, saying something along the lines of “so how’s istaroth?” And venti staring at them like “wtf did you just say?”

And along those lines, I can see the creator walking up to Zhongli, referencing something from so far in teyvat’s past that he’s the only one who remembers. And Zhongli would start talking realize “wait why does this random mortal know that?”

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Oh, and the creator and nahida would be such great friends. The god of wisdom who was locked up for 500 years, and is now learning about the world, and the random god who appeared with knowledge about some obscure facts about the world, but nothing about the day-to-day life of those living in teyvat? They can bond over their shared lack of knowledge about how the world works!

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Another thing that’d be really funny is the creator just saying random ass memes, and have their followers try to figure out what the fuck they’re talking about.

For example

In Fontaine

“French people are real?”

Furina: “what the fuck is French”

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Also, the creator would just say shit from the real world with no explanation, like, I can imagine them yelling “JESUS CHRIST” when something scares them. And the people of teyvat just have to accept that the creator just isn’t gonna explain shit. Because how do they explain the religion of another world? Why would the most powerful god in teyvat worship another god?

Just had the random urge to start writing a reader or oc isekai/reincarnation into the dcu, but it’s omegaverse and the person decides to fuck around on that universes tumblr and Ao3 just to end up as a conspiracy blog and once in a while they’ll drop something like ‘Batman’s totally an omega, and here’s why’ or something.

Maybe I should just write omegaverse lol

Nezuko in Avatar: TWOW ❤️

Chapter 8

“Our son Aonung and our daughter Tsireya will show you to your new Marui, and will also teach the children starting tomorrow” Tonowari explained calmly.

“I will take the sky child with me while the other children are being taught!” Ronal says with a lilt to her voice.

“Okay Mrs Tsa’shik!” Nezuko responds before anyone else is able too.

“Fine! But if you hurt her!” Neytiri hisses out.

“Good!” Ronal says smugly.

“Our kids will take you to your Marui now” Tonowari says trying to get the two women away from each other.

“Come on! Let’s go!” Tsireya says making her brother lead them while she stays at the back of the group.

“Come on Nezuko” Neteyam says following his family and Aonung.

“Your name is Nezuko?” Tsireya asks kindly.

“Yes, your name is Tsireya right?” Nezuko responds to her.

“Yes I am! I’ve never met a sky person before! How old are you?” Tsireya asks slightly rambling.

“I’m 14 years old, what about you Tsireya?” Nezuko asks.

“I’m 13 years old!” She replies happily.

“This will be your Marui Sullys, we’ll come get you guys tomorrow morning…” Aonung says annoyed.

“Thank you for leading us here!” Nezuko says suddenly and the Sullys follow her lead.

“Bye Nezuko!” Tsireya says before leaving with Aonung.

“We should unpack…” Jake says quietly.

That’s the end of this chapter.

Zhongli attempting to swindle y/n into being an adeptus

That’s the prompt!

Y/n: so you’re telling me you want to make a contract with me so I’ll be an adeptus?

Zhongli: yes

Y/n: what’s in it for me?

Zhongli: what exactly would you want?

Y/n: …yeah what I want is not achieved easily even for celestia

Zhongli: oh?

Y/n: well I won’t become an adeptus, but I will lend help if truly needed… would you care to know my conditions and sign a contract?

Zhongli: …I feel as if I will regret this but yes

Y/n: allow Barbatos to date your son, and allow your son freedom to do as he pleases in new spare time he has…

Zhongli: ‘on one hand it’s good for Xiao to have more freedom and time for himself… but on the other…’ why Barbatos?

Y/n: bitch- have you seen how they are together- honestly I’m surprised they aren’t together and fucking yet-

Zhongli: ah… I see your point, okay I will sign the contract.

Y/n: okay here’s the form!

Zhongli: how-when ???

Y/n: not telling but sign!

Zhongli: fine.

Ah yes a skit that’s cute!~

Have a lovely day I hope you enjoyed ;)

Modern EPIC the musical & Percy Jackson crossover au but Twitter part four

Credits to the au & who made it in part one

Bonus: non canon ones for this au of their au ❤️