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I’m eternally Interested with Sagau (self aware genshin au for those who don’t know) but god why does all the content need to be weird and dark. Like nothing wrong with that but I just don’t want to only read that :(

So! I’ll toss my hat in the ring with some silly/light hearted ideas!

Note: I AM A MINOR, please don’t be weird with my posts

Tws/cws: Sagau, swearing, (Idk what else, I’m bad at this sorry)

Creator!reader who is honestly just vibing and nothing else. No one realizes they’re a god until they fuck up and get hurt (cue gold blood) and the reader is just outright denying it

Character: was your blood gold? What the fuck

Reader: haha no

Character: *losing their fucking shit*

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I think scaramouche would hate the creator, and the creator would probably be like “I love you my little meow meow” and scaramouche would just have to endure. Because the creator would probably just wanna get away from the whole god worship thing. Even if it means being around someone who despises them, Especially if the reader doesn’t have their memories of creating teyvat/is just a random Genshin fan from the real world.

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I like to imagine an aroace creator, or a creator who just avoids dating because yeah, that’s a weird power imbalance, and the creator just wouldn’t want to deal with that.

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I’ve always interpreted the creator as having the power to, well, create. So they’d probably just create a way to access the real world’s internet, much to the confusion of the characters

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Oh and the creator would have so much fun just fucking with the archons, especially if they’re pretending to be a human. (Assuming the archons can’t sense the creators godly-ness) like I can imagine the creator walking up to venti, saying something along the lines of “so how’s istaroth?” And venti staring at them like “wtf did you just say?”

And along those lines, I can see the creator walking up to Zhongli, referencing something from so far in teyvat’s past that he’s the only one who remembers. And Zhongli would start talking realize “wait why does this random mortal know that?”

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Oh, and the creator and nahida would be such great friends. The god of wisdom who was locked up for 500 years, and is now learning about the world, and the random god who appeared with knowledge about some obscure facts about the world, but nothing about the day-to-day life of those living in teyvat? They can bond over their shared lack of knowledge about how the world works!

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Another thing that’d be really funny is the creator just saying random ass memes, and have their followers try to figure out what the fuck they’re talking about.

For example

In Fontaine

“French people are real?”

Furina: “what the fuck is French”

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Also, the creator would just say shit from the real world with no explanation, like, I can imagine them yelling “JESUS CHRIST” when something scares them. And the people of teyvat just have to accept that the creator just isn’t gonna explain shit. Because how do they explain the religion of another world? Why would the most powerful god in teyvat worship another god?

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1 year ago

Immortal Hiccup au pt 5/6

Chapter 5

This is now httyd 2 timeline no one knows about hiccup and toothless being mates (well the twins knew but had somehow the decency to not tell anyone in the tribe)

The duo are in the clouds when a masked individual on a four winged dragon appears.

Things happen similar to cannon.

Hiccup was dropped into a dark room full of dragons, hearing the whispers of them, but he acted as if he couldn’t understand the dragons until toothless was dropped next to him as well.

(Yes he did the thing with inferno)

“Could it really be after all these years, is it really you Hiccup??” The masked figure asked

Ok now we skip until toothless gets tackled by baby dragons.

“So this is where you have been all this time” hiccup said as he was entranced by all this beautiful place had to offer.

“Help!! The baby’s are attacking me!!!” Toothless nearly screached while hiccup started laughing at him as well as Valka.

“Hiccup please help me get them off!!” Toothless pleaded “ugh fine I’ll try to get them off of you” hiccup stated failing miserably.

“Hiccup your really good at reading his emotions” Valka said not knowing that Hiccup could understand all dragons.

Skip to after defeating drago because I have no idea what else to put until here.

“So when are you telling the villagers about yourself and us being mates hiccup?” Toothless asked, hiccup froze for a minute due to the last part of the sentence “should I tell them or leave that out” hiccup stated as his face started flushing a tinge of pink. “I understand but all the dragons already know so why not the village?” Toothless questioned

“I’ll tell them after I’m ready ok?” Hiccup told toothless “ok I’m fine with that” toothless said a bit worried about that and something else that could happen very very soon…….

Oh how the tables may turn next chapter.. what will happen will there relationship be revealed or will something more reflected happen??? Find out next chapter bye~!

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Chapter 6

Hiccup was suddenly woken up by his mother, “Hiccup I have a really important question for

You” Valka stated, “what is it mom” he asked puzzled, “so I’ve been putting the pieces together about this for a while now, but are you able to understand all dragons”she said with a slight gleam in her eyes, “was it really that obvious” hiccup asked, “so it’s a yes” she said happily as hiccup just nodded his head yes.

“Would you mind teaching me how to talk to the dragons properly” Valka stated getting more of a gleam in her eyes, “sure mom” he said ‘not like it took me nearly 50 years to learn how….’ He mumbled to himself loud enough for his mother to hear.

“What do you mean it took you nearly 50 years to learn you’re only 20” Valka stated in confusion at her son, she knew he has always been somewhat too wise according to Stoick but this was different, “explain to me what you mean Hiccup please” she stated to him still shocked.

“Promise you won’t tell a soul even my sister when she’s back ok” hiccup asked and Valka nodded being open minded,after explaining she was shocked but mostly understood why he hid it, ”so you’re over 1000 years old but can change your looks to any age desired” she said being amazed, “yeah that’s pretty much it about that part of my life” he stated not knowing what was about to happen, “now may I ask why you and toothless seem way closer then best friends hiccup” his mother asked waiting for the answer she knew would be said sooner or later, ‘me and him are mates…’ he mumbled still loud enough for his mother to hear, “hah Gobber owes me and Stoick a new axe each” she said with a smirk on her face, “wait you and dad knew about me and toothless being mates” he asked surprised, his mother just nodded while still smirking, “ besides you and toothless being mates everything else is not going to get talked about with Gobber or Stoick ok, and nothing will be told to the villagers until you’re ready hiccup” She said, “thank you mom, still abit shocked you knew about me and toothless though” he said and his mother laughed at that last bit, “what can I say I’m good at figuring things out most of the time” she said finishing the conversation so hiccup can go back to his nap.

Incase I forgot to mention Stoick did live in this since hiccup pushed him out of the way at the last possible second and they thought that hiccup living would attribute to the fact that toothless had just enough will to make the plasma blast unlikely to kill him.

5 months ago

I’m waiting for the motivation to actually attempt drawing one of my oc’s when she’s ‘younger’ technically, but she’s an adorable fluffy chicken in my mind for now lol


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10 months ago

I posted chapter two of Qualms and Ferocity on Ao3!


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1 year ago

Immortal Hiccup au pt 1 and 2

Hiccup was born about 1000 years before the events of his original birth. Having a power to change his age and appearance to suit what is better in his opinion.

He has been around dragons for most of his time on this earth, they had much more time to be on earth then humans did. Hiccup learnt how to understand most dragons within his first 50 years on earth since they had seen him as something not so human which is fair in his opinion. He learnt that dragons could live up to Thor knows how long due to hearing that a dragon has been alive since what the dragons called the giant lizard era. Though sadly that dragon is not around anymore due to humans, a shame really he would of loved to know more about the giant lizard era. (Dragons in this au are cousins to what would later become dinosaurs and todays mammals and reptiles)

Hiccup managed to be on berk during the time his cannon mother was supposed to give birth in the form of a 5 year old due to him preferring this form. Anyways Valka gave birth to a girl that looks like Stoick.

5 years have passed and hiccup finds Berk fascinating because of everything that has happened to the villagers and the village. So he made the woods his home.

Hiccup decided to go into the village one day since he was bored and didn’t want to explore the forest since he knows it all to well now. He walked into the village in his 5 year old form getting a few stares from people until he bumps into Stoick, now to Stoick Hiccup looks a lot like valka but with his own eye colour. Being that this was really weird to the chief he asked hiccup who’s child he was. Hiccup not having parents for over 900+ years had said he had none, Stoick told hiccup to follow him and hiccup followed without questions due to still being bored.

Stoick brought Hiccup to his house to let Valka see him. Valka was shocked seeing a boy who looked her daughters age that looked nearly the same as her but with freckles and Stoicks eyes.

After the shock died down Valka asked if hiccup had parents, but hiccup gave her the same answer as he had given Stoick before.

Skip 10 years to cannon events Hiccup is a haddock now and Valka left when she was carried off by a raid 9 years prior.

I will leave this chapter here as to have abit more suspense for chapter two :)

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Chapter 2

The night was the one he would shoot Toothless down on. Being nearly the same as cannon but the difference being Hiccup could understand Toothless. Skip to when hiccup finds Toothless in the cove after the first meet.

“A new dragon type” Hiccup whispered to himself slightly to loud gaining the dragons attention. He had decided to give Toothless the fish he brought for him. Still being giddy about a new dragon type hiccup watches toothless for the day after the fish thing in the original movie.

Skip to right after the fight with the red death, due to not needing to change much about anything else for the plot.

They are sitting in hiccups room talking about things when hiccup asks toothless about basic information like what toothlesses age is and if he has a mate since it’s completely slipped hiccups mind to ask before.

“I’m not a very seasoned night fury age wise I guess, I mean I’m only something like 1100 years old” Toothless explained to hiccup with a smile.

“So what about you how old are you Hiccup?”

Not expecting anything substantial for a human he was suprized.

“Funny thing Toothless i myself am about 1000 years old due to being immortal” Suprize fading Toothless is now hellbent on knowing more about his human.

So this is the end of the chapter. I’m thinking of making this full on Toothcup instead of just having them as best friends. Plus I enjoy the ship.


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1 year ago

Diluc: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.


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1 year ago

I feel like this should have been the pipeline for me but honestly I thought they were canon when I first saw the original movie in the theatres even after hiccstrid happened…

But also I was a small child at the time- I had 0 idea that it wasn’t true until the second movie came out…

Me in 2016: this isn’t a Hiccup/Toothless fic I swear! Me in 2018: all aboard the toothcup train 😈 Me now: huh, wonder who else has done this?


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10 months ago

Katsuki reincarnated into Avatar: TWOW part 3

“*English*”

“/Japanese/”

“Navi”

;their sign language;

Katsuki’s POV:

I was waiting with my siblings when the sully kids called out to us, my siblings waved them into the water as to make them follow us, the older kids seemed a bit nervous but they did so anyway, once they were closer my siblings dived and started swimming to the area we’ll be using to teach them our ways. The sullys dived after us attempting to keep up.

;follow us, we’ll show you around; Tsireya signed, the sullys were confused by this, it was evident in they way one of the girls tilted her head.

The one I noticed originally pointed up to the surface and then they all swam up, I followed them, ;let’s check on them; I signed to my siblings, they both nodded and followed me to the surface.

“Are you okay?” Tsireya asked worriedly.

“We’re fine, thank you” the one that I found beautiful said with a smile.

“What’s with that finger talk? We don’t speak that” the younger man said, I rolled my eyes at him.

“Well, if you didn’t realise that talking under water was a bad idea for multiple reasons then you should get your brain checked, we all learn to communicate to some degree this way so hunts and other stuff can go better when under water” I replied before either Aonung or Tsireya could, this made Tsireya shake her head at me, Aonung was just laughing at the looks on the sullys faces.

“We’ll need to teach you how to breathe properly before you can truly do anything” Tsireya said.

The sullys nodded and followed her while me and Aonung stayed at the back and trailed behind.

Once we reached our destination I was left to teach the one I was wanting too.

“I would like to introduce myself to you Katsuki” they said.

“Go for it” I replied with a smile.

“My name is Neteyam, and I hope we can get along” Neteyam said.

“I also hope we can get along” I replied with an even bigger smile.

“Now let’s get to training!” Neteyam said with a smile and slight flush on his face, I nodded and started the lesson.

Have a lovely day~!


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2 months ago

Qualms and ferocity

Chapter 3, the hunt and the sound of the main characters…

“Normal speaking” & “*Dino speak*”

Time skip to the next week.

Lily’s POV

“And this is the velociraptor paddock-” Hammond said before getting cut off.

“Can you show me the small one you’ve talked about grandpa?” Tim asked gleefully.

“Yeah grandfather, you said you introduced her to the others?” Lex said uncertainly.

“One: what the, you have raptors, and two: there’s no evidence that raptors would ever accept offspring unrelated to them or even that they wouldn’t immediately kill them!” Alan says.

“Is the baby alright?” Both Ian and Ellie say at the same time.

“We can check up on her but rest assured she’s fine, I’ll get her now” I heard Hammond say before I hear footsteps coming to the door.

“*Welp, can you go tell the others I’m going to be gone for a while Boa?*” I asked Boa who was tasked by ‘Alpha’ to watch me.

“*Sure Lily, but remember not to get caught*” Boa said before leaving.

‘I’m kind of glad that they can’t really understand human’s, if they did I would not be allowed to be alone… the pack has taken me in and I’m grateful but they also don’t trust the humans and are aggressive with them coming anywhere near to one of them let alone me… I pray this could happen forever but I know what happens soon…’ I think before going to the door to wait.

Soon the door is opened gently and I trill softly before getting picked up by Hammond.

“Lily darling, it’s time for you to meet my grandchildren and some guests of the park, aren’t you as sweet as always” he says as I nuzzle his arm gently as I’m held like a cat.

“Everyone meet-” Hammond try’s to get out before getting interrupted.

“It’s a real baby velociraptor?!?! Can I hold her??” Ellie practically squeals out making grabby hands.

“She managed to survive with the adults?” Alan said astonished.

“Yes yes, you can hold her, and yes she has managed to become the pack’s little Matriarch, they absolutely adore her as do me and Dr Wu” Hammond replied to both of them as he handed me over to Ellie.

“She’s absolutely remarkable, are all of them like her?” Ian asks with intrigue.

“Ellie can I hold her next?” Lex asked as Tim stared at me.

“Sadly only her and very few of the herbivores are like this, we originally thought she would grow out of it but it’s been years and she’s still so sweet and she will go out of her way to make sure humans are alright around her, she’s even stopped a few attacks” Hammond replies to Ian.

“Sure lex, why don’t you come hold her now?” Ellie says sweetly to Lex.

“Thank you Ellie!” Lex says before taking me from Ellie gently.

“Do all of the velociraptors look like her?” Alan asks after being silent for a while.

“No, she was the first to be hatched and at the time we weren’t as advanced as we are now so things changed her, she cannot be replicated and we aren’t even sure how she hatched or is able to grow at this rate” Hammond replied making everyone startle slightly.

“She was the first?!” Alan says amazed but questions still stood.

“We can get to that later, let’s get onto the tour! Lily will be coming with us since she needs time out of her paddock” Hammond replied before continuing the tour.

The end of this chapter! Have a lovely day~!


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