What type of interview though? Out and about? Studio place? Other? Because this could go multiple different ways that all seem funny
Tim: Eat the rich
Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?
Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?
Look Up
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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.
This is something else that just happened irl and it’s not a skit for Genshin!!
Mom: pumpkin can you come in here please?
Me: I just sat down so no
Mom: please pumpkin I need help
Me opening the door: oh you need help with that-
Mom: yes please
Me getting up and only just seeing my mom’s partner: well *partners name* can help instead!
Mom: no he can’t-
Moms partner walking into her room: I’ll help you if you help me
Me just giggling while going back to sit down: ah I have got to write this-
Moms partner muffled: *slightly muffled noises and fake words before he just ends talking with my mother*
Me: okay then
And then more chaos followed lol!
Yeah not genshin related but I hope you liked this lol! Have a great day!!
Part 7&8
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You had heard about a certain bard in Mondstadt that won the best bard in Mondstadt award three times, “I should go visit Venti… I should also get a temporary place in Mondstadt… maybe I could work at Angels Share, plus it’s getting close to the cannon start of the game, so I’ll need to wait for Traveler to go to Mondstadt anyways…” you thought out loud while Xiao was just sitting near you reading a book you had bought him, “y/n I don’t know what your rambling is about but it can’t be good…” Xiao said since he only heard words like Venti, game, cannon and the incoherent rest of the rambling, “ah! I forgot you were here sorry Xiao!” You replied, “oh! Would you like to come to Mondstadt with me?? I’ll get you some of the best almond Tofu!” You said happily, Xiao sighed, “ok y/n, when do we leave?” He asked in return, “tomorrow!” You replied, “okay then y/n” he said.
And so here you two are at the gates of Mondstadt, “let’s get you some almond Tofu, then I’ll need to go do something by myself…” you explained to Xiao, and so you took him to Good Hunter, and you bought three plates of almond Tofu for Xiao and sat him down with the food at the table.
And so you were off to the hands of the barbatos statue to see if you could spot Venti, it didn’t take long to spot him in the centre of town playing his Lyre, and so you hopped off the statues hands and went into the crowd to listen, you pulled out the pouch of mora you have had since day one, and you quickly go to good hunter again and grab some apples, you paid and went back to the crowd, it took five minutes before he had wrapped up the performance, people started leaving and he hadn’t spotted you yet, so you snuck up behind him and trapped him in a hug which surprised him greatly, he turned his head around quickly to assess the situation, his eyes widened and quickly turned around and hugged you back, “oh my Celestial! Y/n!!! When I got back to Mondstadt I looked for you and assumed you were gone, and I even checked the library for information on what happened to you!! But there was nothing!!” Venti exclaimed now crying into your shoulder, “Venti I only just heard about you being back a week ago, I had to make sure I had left nothing to do whatsoever, also I’m sorry I scared you so much, I missed you terribly in the last 500 years…” you said starting to sob now as well, you two stayed like that for a while, then you took out a apple, you handed him the apple quickly, “Venti I need to go get someone really quickly, let’s meet at Vanessa’s tree okay?” You said softly, he nodded and disappeared quickly, you turned and ran to Good hunter, only to see Xiao with 10 empty plates instead of the original three you bought him, “Xiao I’m back, I want you to meet someone, come on!” You said giddily before grabbing him by the shoulders and teleporting the two of you to Vanessa’s tree where Venti was waiting, as soon as you got there you were hugged by Venti again, the look on Xiaos face made him look like a kicked puppy, “Venti this is Xiao! Xiao this is Venti!” You said which made them both snap out of it, “nice to meet you Xiao!” Venti said, Xiao nodded softly in response, ‘maybe I could get them together!!!’ You thought suddenly, ‘I’ll wait until they both know each other better though before I try to get them together!’ You thought right after, it was slowly becoming dark and you were all talking, “oh I should probably mention something!” You said, “I’ve technically only known Xiao 60ish years less than you Venti!” You state casually, both Xiaos and Venti’s eyes widened at that, “oh shit! Neither of y’all knew about the other yet…” you said nervously, “Adeptus Xiao meet Barbatos~!” You say even more nervously, “WHAT!?!!?!!?!??!” They both yelled at the same time, and so you explained to them how the other had met you and some other stuff…
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It took you over 500 years to find out you can teleport to fucking taverns! Like why! Anyways…
You were working a shift at angels share with Charles while talking to Diluc, you had made Diluc give you the job after you explained that you needed a job and were new to Mondstadt. Then it happened Paimon, Traveler and Venti burst through the door and got a table upstairs away from the guards that came in soon, you watched from behind the bar until they left…
You left the counter to go clean up a table, and the trio came down shortly after, you just watched for a bit nearly giggling, ‘fuck it I’m joining the conversation now’ you thought, “ok this is a nice talk you four are having right now, I want in” you said casually while slinging a arm around Venti’s shoulder causing him to squeak in surprise, “y-y/n~~! Don’t scare me, you know the wind likes hiding your presence~!” Venti whines, “y/n? You know this bard?” Diluc asked raising an eyebrow, “this is one of the friends I’ve told you about Diluc!” You state casually, “eh!!! Why does this bard know such a pretty lady!” Paimon exclaimed, this caused you to finally realise which one of the twins was the traveler, “ah nice to meet you Aether~!” You say happily not noticing that you messed up, “h-how did you know my name miss? The only person I’ve told that to is Paimon!” Aether exclaimed pulling out a sword, the other three pause then look at you expectingly, “oh fuck I’m so sorry, I should explain y/n to you Traveler, since I’ve met her she’s always done things like this, it’s something she hasn’t ever been able to stop when it happens…” Venti explains, ‘I’m so thankful this isn’t the first time I’ve done this shit!’, “so about storm terror! I assume you guys plan to go and steal the holy lyre back from the people who stole it? Well I’m happy to help! I’ll even bring Venti’s future boyfriend~!!” You say cheerily, Venti’s face flushed in response and the others realised you were teasing him, “so now that that’s nearly settled I’ll meet you all at the location tomorrow night and we can go over the terms more safely, till we meet again! Now sho sho~!” You say before shoing the three besides Diluc out, you were about to go back to serving before Diluc pulled you aside to talk, “y/n I’m happy you want to help in this whole debacle but I don’t think it’s safe for you, you aren’t an adventurer, it’s not safe…” he said looking into your eyes, at this you giggled, “come with me to the guild tomorrow Diluc, I’ll need to show you something~!” You said smiling, Diluc felt shivers go down his back, it made him feel like he had made a grave mistake by saying anything…
Time skip!
You were all at the place where the battle against storm terror was about to take place, you were in one of your normal outfits which confused the rest, “oh yeah would anyone want a protection spell cast on them?” You asked quickly, everyone nodded quietly, you cast the spell with no effort which shocked them momentarily, “it’ll ware off by tomorrow morning” you say casually, then it started, you wanted to help but you waited to see if your help was truly needed, everything went off without a hitch thankfully, and you all went to angels share to celebrate with fruit juice and dandelion wine~! (Cough *Venti because it was all on you* Cough).
You all were so happy that this debacle was finally resolved… if only shit wouldn’t happen in Liyue soon… ‘I’m going to fucking stomp Zhongli if he doesn’t say something to me or Xiao before fucking going through with faking his archon-selves death!!!’ You think to yourself as Venti and Xiao cuddle on the couch next to your chair.
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There’s part 7&8~!!!
A little Giyuu drabble
“Y/n-chan where are you??” Giyuu said while looking for you, “I’m in my room why??” You said lucky that he was outside your room, you were laying in your bed taking a break from your training, “is it ok if I come into your room?” He asked with a slight shyness in his voice making your heart melt, “sure!” You replied happily, he opened the door then closed it after he entered, he then sat on the bed making sure not to sit on you, “c-can we cuddle..?” He said barely loud enough to hear, you sat up and opened your arms for him, he quickly embraced you tightly but also gently, he put his head in the crook of your neck and cuddled more into your softness, while you cuddled him back. The two of you continued to cuddle until it started getting dark, but that more so happened because you two had woken up from your cuddle-nap, and also the fact you both were really hungry…
After you both ate.
You were now on his bed, his head was in the crook of your neck again while you slept peacefully while cuddling him, “y/n I may never know what I did to deserve you, but I’m grateful to have you to love…” Giyuu said in a whisper while falling asleep, you unconsciously smiled.
Giyuu deserves to have more things written with him, anyways I hope you enjoyed this little bit of Giyuu appreciation and have a lovely day bye!!!
It’s happening again D:
Whyyyyy???
Help I’m having a midlife crisis! I’m not even in my 20’s! D:
This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)
the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!
Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…
Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.
Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!
Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!
The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…
Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!
Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!
Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?
Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?
Y/n: okay
Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…
Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!
Then you three teleport away.
I know that I tend to go writing for a bunch of different fandoms and stuff… but would anyone want another Jurassic park/world story from me? Because I have this specific thing I want to write and am planning to! But I’m happy to not post it if no one wants it lol
Hehehehehe… also this will most likely be a story that starts either in the timeline of the original Jurassic park movie or before it~!
“*English*”
“/Japanese/”
“Navi”
;their sign language;
Katsuki’s POV:
I was waiting with my siblings when the sully kids called out to us, my siblings waved them into the water as to make them follow us, the older kids seemed a bit nervous but they did so anyway, once they were closer my siblings dived and started swimming to the area we’ll be using to teach them our ways. The sullys dived after us attempting to keep up.
;follow us, we’ll show you around; Tsireya signed, the sullys were confused by this, it was evident in they way one of the girls tilted her head.
The one I noticed originally pointed up to the surface and then they all swam up, I followed them, ;let’s check on them; I signed to my siblings, they both nodded and followed me to the surface.
“Are you okay?” Tsireya asked worriedly.
“We’re fine, thank you” the one that I found beautiful said with a smile.
“What’s with that finger talk? We don’t speak that” the younger man said, I rolled my eyes at him.
“Well, if you didn’t realise that talking under water was a bad idea for multiple reasons then you should get your brain checked, we all learn to communicate to some degree this way so hunts and other stuff can go better when under water” I replied before either Aonung or Tsireya could, this made Tsireya shake her head at me, Aonung was just laughing at the looks on the sullys faces.
“We’ll need to teach you how to breathe properly before you can truly do anything” Tsireya said.
The sullys nodded and followed her while me and Aonung stayed at the back and trailed behind.
Once we reached our destination I was left to teach the one I was wanting too.
“I would like to introduce myself to you Katsuki” they said.
“Go for it” I replied with a smile.
“My name is Neteyam, and I hope we can get along” Neteyam said.
“I also hope we can get along” I replied with an even bigger smile.
“Now let’s get to training!” Neteyam said with a smile and slight flush on his face, I nodded and started the lesson.
Have a lovely day~!
Oh fuck, so I just started a quest in fontain… Istg the characters are becoming self aware and I’m both happy and fucking terrified!
Also, oh the fic ideas are coming to me lol!
Would anyone want me to bring my oc insert into jp/jw here? She reincarnates as a dinosaur and I love how it’s turning out :)!
A weird woman with random free time, I grew up with a lot of dinosaur media and will rant about dinosaurs if given the chance~!
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