This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)
the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!
Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…
Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.
Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!
Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!
The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…
Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!
Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!
Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?
Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?
Y/n: okay
Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…
Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!
Then you three teleport away.
Forgot to reblog this before!
:D!!
Geovishap reader bothering Xiao and Zhongli perhaps?
It would be cute lol
WE HAVE THE FULL SET NOW YAY!!! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა˖⁺‧₊˚
Both Zhongli and Xiao stared at the slightly larger and wee bit stronger looking Primo Geovishap that had been following them.
For four hours. Now usually, they would’ve killed you by now, especially seeing as you (despite the previous “wee bit” statement) towered over other primo geovishap, you just kinda… followed them around? Like a big ole puppy?
Zhongli then decided to test something.
The first thing that came to mind…
He summoned a pillar a little was away from the three of you, causing Xiao to look up in confusion.
You, however, ran your big ass all the way to the large pillar, RIPPED IT FROM THE EARTH IN YOUR MAW, and brought it back happily to the duo.
Holy shit.
HOLY SHIT-
You sat there, super fucking proud of yourself because maybe you made the duo proud of your super awesome strength, while they stood in shock and confusion at the situation.
You genuinely?? We’re acting?? Like a big fucking puppy?????
Xiao then also decided to run a small experiment of his own.
Summoning his spear, he launched it into the air. It was now Zhongli’s turn to look down, shocked.
You dropped the pillar, but instead of jumping for it, you sumMONED A GIANT FUCKING HAND OF GEO AND GRABBED IT OUT OF THE SKY. You then gently handed back the polearm to him :).
So when Xiao and Zhongli walked back into Liyue with you following close behind, they were totally ready to explain why you were staying.
You became the mascot for Liyue honestly. You’d deliver letters for people, you’d help set of carts, carry crates, more more etc etc.
And when need be, you’d kill- I mean harm treasure hoarders for the people :3.
You’d do anything to keep your new nation wide family safe.
Anything.
Zhongli and Xiao (along with the other Adepti) are your main caretakers though!
Besides, no has to know what you’ve been doing to the men who try to rob people in the dead of night! No one.
Primo Geovishap!Creator normally: 😁
When you fuck with a single flower in Liyue: 😃🔪
Mmmm, Chaos Boar, Pampered Otter, Parental Tiger, Eepy Fox, and now Slightly Psychopathic Primo Geovishap. The gangs all here! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა
Hope you don’t mind I made em a Primo Geovishap, just thought I’d be funnier lol ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა
She was helping her brother one minute then burning the next… ‘At least that demon died… I’m sorry big brother….’ She thought before her suffering ended.
She woke up in a beautiful yet un-earthly garden. “Dear child I’m so sorry you had to die… I’ll send you somewhere you can live now… where nothing can kill you… and I’ll make sure you can eat normal food… it’s the least I can do for you my child… as well as grant you the ability to walk in the sun… you get to keep your ability’s as well… take care my child, remember my name for it is Eywa… goodbye” Eywa said then a light consumed Nezuko….
When she wasn’t blinded by the light she blinked a few times, “where am I?” She asks looking around in amazement, “shhh! The light came from here..” she hears a hushed male voice say, “are you sure this is where the light came from Lo’ak??” Another male voice said to the first one now dubbed Lo’ak, Nezuko quickly turned into a form that was her actual age, then she saw them… it was two big blue people things? She shook her head at her mind, “w-what?” The two boys say in unison looking at Nezuko, they then look at each other silently communicating, “u-umm can you tell me where I am please?” Nezuko says concerned, “ok so you’re on Pandora… also why are you here… you’re definitely a sky demon but you aren’t wearing what they usually wear… and how can you breathe without a mask??” the one who’s name hasn’t been said yet asked, “I’ve never heard of pandora before… I’m from Japan and this is normal clothing where I’m from… also what do you mean Sky demon?” Nezuko asked, “I don’t know what Japan is… Lo’ak let’s take her to dad…” the boy said, “for once I agree with you Neteyam… also I guess it’s nice to meet you Nezuko, I’m Lo’ak and that’s Neteyam….” Lo’ak says smiling a bit, then suddenly Nezuko was picked up by Neteyam, startling her and making her grip onto him with her claws accidentally coming out and digging into him but then she realises and puts them away, Neteyam hissed, “oh… sorry about that I didn’t mean to claw you…. I was just startled” Nezuko says making Neteyam look at her and smile, “ok let’s go and it’s ok Nezuko I don’t mind” Neteyam replied taking off Lo’ak following behind…
Once at the village people stared at the cute girl In Neteyams arms, he quickly found his father facing away from him talking to his mother in their Marui, his mother gasped causing his father to turn around, “Sir… this is Nezuko… we found her in a spot a bright light appeared…” Neteyam said and Lo’ak nodded, their father sighed, “Nezuko…. Why are you on pandora? And how are you without a mas-” they heard a gasp from the entrance, “who’s this??” A young girl asked while pulling an older girl and a normal human boy with her, “hi I’m Nezuko!” Nezuko says waving from where she was next to Neteyam and Jake, “wow- you’re pretty… anyways I’m Spider!” Spider says, “I agree with Spider, also I’m Kiri” Kiri says, this makes Nezuko blush, Neytiri looks at Jake, “I guess this is where that lovely lady sent me… I’m glad I get this second chance!” Nezuko says, this makes Kiri look at Nezuko and the others just smiled at her not really paying any attention, “did you get that lady’s name by chance??? You seem different and I want to confirm this” Kiri says making everyone in the hut besides Tuk look between her and Nezuko, “I think she said her name was Eywa…?” Nezuko replies making everyone besides Tuk freeze for a minute, “ok that confirms it! You aren’t one of the normal sky demons, you’re special…” Kiri says everything made sense to everyone except Nezuko and Tuk, “does this mean she can stay and be my friend?” Tuk says to Jake and Neytiri with Puppy dog eyes, “Ma Jake, I’m ok with it if you are” Neytiri says, “ok Nezuko you can stay, but you have to stay with one of us most of the time ok?” Jake says, “thank you! What should I call you?” Nezuko says, “just call me Jake, and you’re welcome” Jake replies and pets Nezukos head, “Ok Jake!” Nezuko says happily, “come with me and Tuk, Nezuko! We can dress you like a Navi if you want as well!!” Kiri says dragging Nezuko away.
It was now dinner time, everyone was around the fire, Nezuko was sat between Neteyam and Kiri, “your hair is so nice Nezuko!! It’s lovely to braid!” Kiri says while braiding Nezukos hair, “I guess it is!” Nezuko replied still staring at the food she was handed, “why aren’t you eating?” Neteyam asked Nezuko, “I don’t know.. I guess this isn’t normal for me…” Nezuko replies, she bit the bullet and took a bite, she could eat it!! “This is so good!!” She says not realising the whole Sully family(- Tuk) was looking at her concerned about what she said before starting to eat, they shook it off, “I’m glad you like the food Nezuko” Neytiri says smiling at her as Nezuko proceeds to stuff her face more until all her food is done, “thank you all for the food and also letting me stay with you’s!” Nezuko says, “it’s no problem at all! My kids will take you with them tomorrow as well so that you have company!” Neytiri says softly, Nezuko smiled more at that while suddenly hugging Neytiri who hugs back, Jake sees how happy Neytiri is, he knows this means she’s staying for good no matter what… at least the clan doesn’t mind Nezuko for some reason…
The end of this chapter! I just had to make this, I love this idea so much! Anyways have a lovely day bye!!
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Chapter two
After dinner they went back to their Marui, after arriving they all talked…
“Nezuko I have a question!” Tuk says while looking at Nezuko curiously, “what is it?” Nezuko replies, “why don’t you wear a mask like spider?” Tuk asks, this catches Nezuko off guard, “wait why is Spider wearing a mask in the first place? I’m still confused about him needing to…” she replied confused, “humans can’t breathe pandora’s air…” Jake replied, “oh well I guess I’m different?” Nezuko responded, “well I guess you are…” Jake says then mumbles to himself, Nezuko smiles at this, “your smile is so pretty Nezuko!” Tuk says squealing, “thank you Tuk” Nezuko replied smiling more, everyone besides Tuk became stunned for a moment at how blinding Nezukos smile is, “also why do you have pink eyes? And fangs?” Tuk says now confusing everyone who didn’t even notice beforehand, “wait why do you?” Neteyam says curious like the rest of his family, “I can explain but it’s a long story so I’ll give you the shortest answer for now which is; my eyes were still pink but a darker pink when I was born, so until about two to three years ago they still were but then something happened which caused my eyes to change to a lighter pink, it also caused me to have fangs and some other stuff…” Nezuko states with sadness threatening to set in, this silences the sullys, “that sounds like it was a difficult thing to deal with…” Lo’ak says staring at Nezuko with something that says he can’t help but feel as if he should understand even if he doesn’t… “oh, oh! Do you have any fun stories Nezuko?” Tuk says changing the subject, this perks Nezuko up, “what type of stories would you be interested in?” Nezuko asks now happy, “good idea Tuk! Just in time for your bedtime as well!” Jake says realising that it’s the time they all usually go to sleep, “I’m fine with a short story if it’s okay?” Nezuko says now looking at Neytiri and Jake, they smile and both nod. Everyone except Nezuko was in a position to fall asleep and so Nezuko started, “once a long time ago…”
That’s the end of this chapter I hope you enjoyed this chapter bye! Have a good day!
“*English*”
“/Japanese/”
“Navi”
Katsuki’s POV:
I’ve found out a lot about this new world I’m in, like the deity Eywa… after learning about her I’ve been able to feel her around me… I don’t know why I can it’s just something that started, I have learnt how to speak like my clan now, I could understand them before thankfully but I had to learn to speak it properly, i still speak Japanese and English when I’m alone to make sure I can still speak it incase I need to.
“*I need to train my quirk, my body should be able to support it… hopefully*” I said, “*let’s try a small explosion*” i mumbled, I opened my hand and concentrated to make sure it was only a small explosion… “*yes it worked!!*” I nearly yelled out in happiness, “Katsuki h-how did you do that thing with your hand??” My brother said tapping my shoulder, “and what were you saying?” He said watching me, “….it’s a thing that allows me to do some stuff that others can’t do… also I was learning a language incase I need the knowledge of it one day…” I say my ears drooping, “please don’t tell anyone!!” I say hoping he doesn’t, “ok I won’t tell, but can I also learn that language??” He asks with puppy eyes, “thank you Aonung! I’ll start teaching you tomorrow!” I replied. We spent the whole day together I showed him more of my quirk as well when he asked.
Time skip…
The horn blew when they landed… they definitely weren’t from our clan or any nearby, they were absolutely beautiful… especially the one that seemed my age… he’s gorgeous… I somehow missed everything happening beside watching the guy… until now.
“My children Tsireya, Aonung and Katsuki will teach your children our ways and will now lead you to your new Marui Jakesully” my father says, I nod and head over to Tsireya and lead them with her…
On the way the youngest bounces on the path and looks at me, “you’re like dad!” She states pointing at me, making the rest of the Sullys gasp, “you’re also part sky demon?” The younger son asks, “I’m sorry what is a ‘sky demon’??” I ask since I never really got an answer before, “*Human*” Jake replied making me stop in shock that he knows English, “*you speak English as well?*” I asked now reaching their Marui, they all gasped at me, “how do you know that language??” He asked leaving a my siblings confused, “am I not allowed to know it?” I ask confused, “you really shouldn’t know that language…” he says now dragging me inside his family following, my siblings just left to go into the water, “*the only way you could know the language is if someone taught you…*” he says, “*I taught myself how to speak this language…*” I state, “*ok… so you’re an avatar… how?*” he says, “*I was just born this way why?*” I reply acting confused even if I know the answer… “*you’re existence confuses me greatly Katsuki.. you’re name isn’t a Navi name…*” mrs sully says looking at me, “*that’s because it isn’t really*” I state looking back at her, “*you are strange Katsuki… also I swear your name is familiar but I don’t know why…*” Jake says, “*in due time things may be revealed? I guess? Anyways I’ll leave you all to unpack bye!*” I state leaving…. “that was really awkward… I think I’ll go for a swim now….” I say jumping into the water.
Anyways that’s the end of this chapter! I hope you enjoyed and have a lovely day bye!!
I feel like those aren’t the only reasons why Tim is believed to be a vampire, but honestly it would be funnier if those were the reasons!
You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.
Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.
Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.
The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???
I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.
i always mean it when i say i love you btw
…this is such a good idea though, I would read it
Movie about a modern day woman who's really into archery and stuff like that who somehow gets sent back in time to ancient greece and by chance is found in a temple to a certain goddess. Now, she has to El Dorado her way around as the goddess Artemis.
Should I re-post all my one-shots? I know I haven’t been active but I do think about things pertaining to my writing quite often, and I genuinely want to know if people want them…
And they look good on him!
BREAKING NEUS (haha see what i did th💥)
THIGH HIGH BOOTS
A weird woman with random free time, I grew up with a lot of dinosaur media and will rant about dinosaurs if given the chance~!
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