…this Is Such A Good Idea Though, I Would Read It

What type of interview though? Out and about? Studio place? Other? Because this could go multiple different ways that all seem funny

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?

Katsuki reincarnated into Avatar: TWOW

“Agghhh!” Bakugou stated in pain, he had died… or so he thought? “Hello my child…” Eywa states knowing why he’s here, “my child, I will reincarnate you onto the planet I love most dearly… as an ‘Avatar’ as the people call it, you will keep your ability, be ware when you are needed you will be called upon!!” Eywa say’s looking at him, “wait wh-” he attempted to say before finding himself cut off by the changing in his body, and the wave from the reincarnation.

Katsuki’s POV

I opened my eyes after that lady had done this, just to see she actually did it, I’m now a baby, I look at myself and notice I’m a beautiful colour palette, I then heard coo’s, I looked around to see I was being held by a beautiful woman who was holding who I assumed to be my twin.

“My precious babies Aonung and Katsuki” she said making me happy I kept my name, “I’m so happy to finally have children with you my love-” my now appointed father said to my new mother, “aren’t they so adorable! I mean look at Katsuki’s little chubby hands!” She states holding my hand now, she suddenly gasps as well as my father, “f-five fingers???” She says then looks at me closely, I notice now that I’m different from them but only slightly, I have five fingers per hand instead of four like them, “how is this possible??” She asks dumbfounded, “Ronal, it’s fine, Katsuki is just abit different, there’s nothing wrong with that, he’s still our son” my father says then takes me from my mother and carries me, “I know, I’m just worried I guess…” she states nearly sad, and then I can’t control myself I just start crying, I don’t know why I’m crying, but this makes me happy…. Maybe it’s not so bad in this new world….

I hope you enjoyed the chapter! I know I enjoyed making it, anyway have a lovely day bye!!!!

Qualms and ferocity

Chapter 3, the hunt and the sound of the main characters…

“Normal speaking” & “*Dino speak*”

Time skip to the next week.

Lily’s POV

“And this is the velociraptor paddock-” Hammond said before getting cut off.

“Can you show me the small one you’ve talked about grandpa?” Tim asked gleefully.

“Yeah grandfather, you said you introduced her to the others?” Lex said uncertainly.

“One: what the, you have raptors, and two: there’s no evidence that raptors would ever accept offspring unrelated to them or even that they wouldn’t immediately kill them!” Alan says.

“Is the baby alright?” Both Ian and Ellie say at the same time.

“We can check up on her but rest assured she’s fine, I’ll get her now” I heard Hammond say before I hear footsteps coming to the door.

“*Welp, can you go tell the others I’m going to be gone for a while Boa?*” I asked Boa who was tasked by ‘Alpha’ to watch me.

“*Sure Lily, but remember not to get caught*” Boa said before leaving.

‘I’m kind of glad that they can’t really understand human’s, if they did I would not be allowed to be alone… the pack has taken me in and I’m grateful but they also don’t trust the humans and are aggressive with them coming anywhere near to one of them let alone me… I pray this could happen forever but I know what happens soon…’ I think before going to the door to wait.

Soon the door is opened gently and I trill softly before getting picked up by Hammond.

“Lily darling, it’s time for you to meet my grandchildren and some guests of the park, aren’t you as sweet as always” he says as I nuzzle his arm gently as I’m held like a cat.

“Everyone meet-” Hammond try’s to get out before getting interrupted.

“It’s a real baby velociraptor?!?! Can I hold her??” Ellie practically squeals out making grabby hands.

“She managed to survive with the adults?” Alan said astonished.

“Yes yes, you can hold her, and yes she has managed to become the pack’s little Matriarch, they absolutely adore her as do me and Dr Wu” Hammond replied to both of them as he handed me over to Ellie.

“She’s absolutely remarkable, are all of them like her?” Ian asks with intrigue.

“Ellie can I hold her next?” Lex asked as Tim stared at me.

“Sadly only her and very few of the herbivores are like this, we originally thought she would grow out of it but it’s been years and she’s still so sweet and she will go out of her way to make sure humans are alright around her, she’s even stopped a few attacks” Hammond replies to Ian.

“Sure lex, why don’t you come hold her now?” Ellie says sweetly to Lex.

“Thank you Ellie!” Lex says before taking me from Ellie gently.

“Do all of the velociraptors look like her?” Alan asks after being silent for a while.

“No, she was the first to be hatched and at the time we weren’t as advanced as we are now so things changed her, she cannot be replicated and we aren’t even sure how she hatched or is able to grow at this rate” Hammond replied making everyone startle slightly.

“She was the first?!” Alan says amazed but questions still stood.

“We can get to that later, let’s get onto the tour! Lily will be coming with us since she needs time out of her paddock” Hammond replied before continuing the tour.

The end of this chapter! Have a lovely day~!

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This is to say it can also be good for your mental health to reconnect with both!

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I'm trying to prove something.

“Why In celestia are you- how are you? What the actual- is there a soul for a fucking animatronic utah raptor here?- HUMANS!!“

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 10

The ceremony had started and the fake body was thrown down causing the chaos….

You decided to do something that probably would be seen as really bad-

First you ran away from the scene of the crime with the Traveler and Paimon when Ajax jumped in to save the three of you, and then shit mainly happened like cannon until the four of you meet up with Zhongli…

“You must be Zhongli from the funeral parlour!” Ajax said, “yes that is correct” Zhongli replied, “you….” Y/n said staring at Zhongli, “oh- hi y/n-” Zhongli replied getting confused looks from the other three in the room, “did you do as I said?” You asked, Zhongli nodded quickly, things happen like they should in this meeting…

the Liyue part of this story is not over! Have a lovely day bye!

Immortal hiccup au pt 3/4

Chapter 3

Note: I forgot to explain if hiccup had his leg still, the answer is no and it will not be able to heal if he doesn’t want people getting suspicious of him just having his leg back. You know because only toothless knows about his age.

Skip to the start of race to the edge. Hiccup and Toothless have gotten very close, Toothless has learnt more about Hiccup and his past. They both gained feelings for each other.

Race to the edge did happen in this but it was less challenging then cannon for hiccup and toothless, but hiccup acted like it was challenging as to not raise suspicion in the tribe.

We now go to hiccup and toothless talking in hiccups hut. “So toothless bud what should the plan be?” Hiccup questioned, toothless was not really sure what the next plan of action was due to the dragon hunter fiasco being over and done with.

“I honestly have no idea Hic, we could just fly to a secluded area and enjoy the day. Since it’s one of the rare perfectly sunny days.” Toothless replied, also just wanting to get away from Berk for the day.

“Oh, that sounds like a great idea thanks Bud”

Hearing this come from hiccups mouth made toothless giddy, he wanted to confess his feelings for his best friend but was to scared to mess up.

Luck may just be on his side find out next chapter.

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Chapter 4

The duo ended up finding an island to have their mini vacation on, far enough from Berk to have a sense of peace. Today was the day toothless settled on to tell hiccup how he felt about him.

They gathered fish, berries and spices for lunch. Hiccup being oblivious to what was going to be asked just munched happily on his portion of lunch enjoying it. After they finished eating it was time for toothless to get the courage to ask hiccup to be his mate.

But Hiccup beat Toothless to the punch, “hey toothless I wanted to tell you something important, I’ve wanted to ask if we could be mates!” Hiccup said causing Toothless to freeze and nearly lose his balance in the process.

They stayed there for about 5 minutes until Toothless finally processed what Hiccup just told him. “Wait really??” Toothless said still not fully believing what he heard.

Hiccup nodded shyly waiting for a reply from Toothless that came in the form of toothless tackling hiccup to the ground and licking him a lot. “Yes I will be your mate!” He said in a whispered sweet voice.

I know it’s short but I hope you had fun reading

Katsuki reincarnated into Avatar: TWOW part 3

“*English*”

“/Japanese/”

“Navi”

;their sign language;

Katsuki’s POV:

I was waiting with my siblings when the sully kids called out to us, my siblings waved them into the water as to make them follow us, the older kids seemed a bit nervous but they did so anyway, once they were closer my siblings dived and started swimming to the area we’ll be using to teach them our ways. The sullys dived after us attempting to keep up.

;follow us, we’ll show you around; Tsireya signed, the sullys were confused by this, it was evident in they way one of the girls tilted her head.

The one I noticed originally pointed up to the surface and then they all swam up, I followed them, ;let’s check on them; I signed to my siblings, they both nodded and followed me to the surface.

“Are you okay?” Tsireya asked worriedly.

“We’re fine, thank you” the one that I found beautiful said with a smile.

“What’s with that finger talk? We don’t speak that” the younger man said, I rolled my eyes at him.

“Well, if you didn’t realise that talking under water was a bad idea for multiple reasons then you should get your brain checked, we all learn to communicate to some degree this way so hunts and other stuff can go better when under water” I replied before either Aonung or Tsireya could, this made Tsireya shake her head at me, Aonung was just laughing at the looks on the sullys faces.

“We’ll need to teach you how to breathe properly before you can truly do anything” Tsireya said.

The sullys nodded and followed her while me and Aonung stayed at the back and trailed behind.

Once we reached our destination I was left to teach the one I was wanting too.

“I would like to introduce myself to you Katsuki” they said.

“Go for it” I replied with a smile.

“My name is Neteyam, and I hope we can get along” Neteyam said.

“I also hope we can get along” I replied with an even bigger smile.

“Now let’s get to training!” Neteyam said with a smile and slight flush on his face, I nodded and started the lesson.

Have a lovely day~!