Immortal Hiccup Au Pt 3/4

Forgot to reblog this before!

:D!!

Geovishap reader bothering Xiao and Zhongli perhaps?

It would be cute lol

WE HAVE THE FULL SET NOW YAY!!! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა˖⁺‧₊˚

Both Zhongli and Xiao stared at the slightly larger and wee bit stronger looking Primo Geovishap that had been following them.

For four hours. Now usually, they would’ve killed you by now, especially seeing as you (despite the previous “wee bit” statement) towered over other primo geovishap, you just kinda… followed them around? Like a big ole puppy?

Zhongli then decided to test something.

The first thing that came to mind…

He summoned a pillar a little was away from the three of you, causing Xiao to look up in confusion.

You, however, ran your big ass all the way to the large pillar, RIPPED IT FROM THE EARTH IN YOUR MAW, and brought it back happily to the duo.

Holy shit.

HOLY SHIT-

You sat there, super fucking proud of yourself because maybe you made the duo proud of your super awesome strength, while they stood in shock and confusion at the situation.

You genuinely?? We’re acting?? Like a big fucking puppy?????

Xiao then also decided to run a small experiment of his own.

Summoning his spear, he launched it into the air. It was now Zhongli’s turn to look down, shocked.

You dropped the pillar, but instead of jumping for it, you sumMONED A GIANT FUCKING HAND OF GEO AND GRABBED IT OUT OF THE SKY. You then gently handed back the polearm to him :).

So when Xiao and Zhongli walked back into Liyue with you following close behind, they were totally ready to explain why you were staying.

You became the mascot for Liyue honestly. You’d deliver letters for people, you’d help set of carts, carry crates, more more etc etc.

And when need be, you’d kill- I mean harm treasure hoarders for the people :3.

You’d do anything to keep your new nation wide family safe.

Anything.

Zhongli and Xiao (along with the other Adepti) are your main caretakers though!

Besides, no has to know what you’ve been doing to the men who try to rob people in the dead of night! No one.

Primo Geovishap!Creator normally: 😁

When you fuck with a single flower in Liyue: 😃🔪

Mmmm, Chaos Boar, Pampered Otter, Parental Tiger, Eepy Fox, and now Slightly Psychopathic Primo Geovishap. The gangs all here! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

Hope you don’t mind I made em a Primo Geovishap, just thought I’d be funnier lol ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

God, I just wrote the first chapter after the prologue and I’m even invested in what I’m going to write to continue it lol

I know that I tend to go writing for a bunch of different fandoms and stuff… but would anyone want another Jurassic park/world story from me? Because I have this specific thing I want to write and am planning to! But I’m happy to not post it if no one wants it lol

Hehehehehe… also this will most likely be a story that starts either in the timeline of the original Jurassic park movie or before it~!

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Y e s

I’m eternally Interested with Sagau (self aware genshin au for those who don’t know) but god why does all the content need to be weird and dark. Like nothing wrong with that but I just don’t want to only read that :(

So! I’ll toss my hat in the ring with some silly/light hearted ideas!

Note: I AM A MINOR, please don’t be weird with my posts

Tws/cws: Sagau, swearing, (Idk what else, I’m bad at this sorry)

Creator!reader who is honestly just vibing and nothing else. No one realizes they’re a god until they fuck up and get hurt (cue gold blood) and the reader is just outright denying it

Character: was your blood gold? What the fuck

Reader: haha no

Character: *losing their fucking shit*

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I think scaramouche would hate the creator, and the creator would probably be like “I love you my little meow meow” and scaramouche would just have to endure. Because the creator would probably just wanna get away from the whole god worship thing. Even if it means being around someone who despises them, Especially if the reader doesn’t have their memories of creating teyvat/is just a random Genshin fan from the real world.

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I like to imagine an aroace creator, or a creator who just avoids dating because yeah, that’s a weird power imbalance, and the creator just wouldn’t want to deal with that.

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I’ve always interpreted the creator as having the power to, well, create. So they’d probably just create a way to access the real world’s internet, much to the confusion of the characters

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Oh and the creator would have so much fun just fucking with the archons, especially if they’re pretending to be a human. (Assuming the archons can’t sense the creators godly-ness) like I can imagine the creator walking up to venti, saying something along the lines of “so how’s istaroth?” And venti staring at them like “wtf did you just say?”

And along those lines, I can see the creator walking up to Zhongli, referencing something from so far in teyvat’s past that he’s the only one who remembers. And Zhongli would start talking realize “wait why does this random mortal know that?”

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Oh, and the creator and nahida would be such great friends. The god of wisdom who was locked up for 500 years, and is now learning about the world, and the random god who appeared with knowledge about some obscure facts about the world, but nothing about the day-to-day life of those living in teyvat? They can bond over their shared lack of knowledge about how the world works!

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Another thing that’d be really funny is the creator just saying random ass memes, and have their followers try to figure out what the fuck they’re talking about.

For example

In Fontaine

“French people are real?”

Furina: “what the fuck is French”

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Also, the creator would just say shit from the real world with no explanation, like, I can imagine them yelling “JESUS CHRIST” when something scares them. And the people of teyvat just have to accept that the creator just isn’t gonna explain shit. Because how do they explain the religion of another world? Why would the most powerful god in teyvat worship another god?

Life stopped, life restarted in another world..?

Chapter two

Readers POV

“Stoick? You wanted me for something..?” I asked confused.

“Follow, we’ll talk at the hut with Valka…” he said before walking off.

“Ah, oki doki” I replied while following him.

“Y/n sit down, I wanted to ask about your past” Valka says after Stoick and I got inside the hut.

“What parts of it..?” I asked starting to panic.

“Where did you come from..? You aren’t from anywhere near Berk and you don’t seem to be interested in hunting dragons…” Valka stated.

“Oh! Well I’m from outside the archipelago, I used to live in a village where the few dragons there were wouldn’t bother us…” I replied not wanting to say the truth.

“So you lived without dragons raiding your village?” Valka asked as Stoick was listening in the background.

“That is correct, I haven’t dealt with dragons attacking before living here…” I replied.

“If only that was the case for Berk…” Stoick added thoughtfully.

“It might be in the future if we’re lucky..?” I stated.

“I would like to ask you also about who taught you to cook?” Valka asked changing the subject.

“Oh, I learnt from the books my old village had of recipes from other parts of the world, sometimes I would even buy some from traders that would sell to the village” I replied.

“What made you leave..?” Stoick asked confused.

“There was a war about to break out so I set out and left…” I replied not wanting to say the truth again.

“I’m glad you got out of there Y/n, otherwise we wouldn’t have met you” Valka says with a smile.

“I’m glad I met you guys” I replied with a smile of my own.

“I’m also wondering if you ever had a husband Y/n” Valka said.

“That do I as well” Stoick says.

“Nope, why?” I responded confused.

“I and Stoick would like to have you as our third” Valka says while Stoick nods.

“EHHHH?!??!!?! What do you mean?!?!!?” I asked.

“Become our wife” Valka reiterated.

‘What in the- I’m so happy but also so confused- wait why is canon changing?!? I’m fine with it but still!’ I thought.

“Well, what do you think?” Stoick asked staring at me with… hope?

“Sure!” I squeaked out.

“Come! We must tell the village!” Valka says while dragging me.

I posted chapter two of Qualms and Ferocity on Ao3!

Should I bring my Katsuki in avatar fanfic here? I just updated it today but also idk if anyone wants it

And they look good on him!

BREAKING NEUS (haha see what i did th💥)

THIGH HIGH BOOTS

Ohhh ok

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?