“Why In Celestia Are You- How Are You? What The Actual- Is There A Soul For A Fucking Animatronic Utah

Would anyone like me to write some of your ideas? I can’t guarantee they’ll be good but I’ll do my best!

This is actually based on something that just happened irl! But I’m changing it abit to fit my personal plot!

Y/n having a conversation with Childe and Zhongli: I can recommend some books for it!

Zhongli: we all know I don’t read that stuff.

Childe: we can change that-

Venti walks In followed by a flushed Xiao

Venti: y/n has large tits, we could always take a pale and use that to milk y/n-

Zhongli absolutely mortified: what-

Childe laughing his ass off

Xiao: please-

Y/n: what the hell-

Y/n: I think you’ve drank to much boys…

They both frowned and left the room

Zhongli: I’m way to sober for this *grabs the unconscious Ajax and goes to his room*

Yeah that’s what happens in this one!

I changed it quite a bit due to wanting it to fit said characters lol, anyways have a great day~!

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Modern EPIC the musical & Percy Jackson crossover au but Twitter part two

Credits to the au & who made it in part one

So, like, the house I live in is a house with a ghost, it just likes to open the door to the back room, and let the cats into the kitchen while I’m cooking or I just sat down…

The ghost is an actual entity and the cats love the ghost so umm… yeah this house is haunted.

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

Might fuck around and start posting for 2 fandoms that don’t have their plots out for all to see~!

…aka I’ll be posting fanfics of something that someone I know wrote because I love their stories already!

Qualms and Ferocity

A small preview~!

“The ‘Matriarch’ was one of the first dinosaurs that Hammond created… she has been around the longest and was the first surviving dinosaur… but she is not normal compared to others of her species… she’s the only reason that the death tolls caused by other dinosaurs has been so low… they respect her, but no one knows why…” -Dr Wu

Story revolves around Lily my oc… also known as the ‘Matriarch’~!

For some reason the only thing I can think of is, marvel and KC undercover being the same universe- like for some reason it makes sense that they could be in the same universe…

Like think about it, like what if they were, this would be an awesome thing to add to a marvel fanfic or a KC undercover fanfic!

It would work even better since in the movies Mj is played by Zendaya the same actor that plays KC!

Maybe I should write a one-shot for this- (feel free to write one as well :)!)

Btw this probably isn’t an original idea but I haven’t found fics with this as a thing yet so yeah-