Qualms And Ferocity

Don’t hide this in the tags!

The catboy trend really takes off in Gotham and Selina outnumbers Bruce in sidekicks overnight

Modern EPIC the musical & Percy Jackson crossover au but Twitter part two

Credits to the au & who made it in part one

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

Yae Miko’s story quest is hitting me hard due to how it is…

Like wtf? Don’t call me out on writers block :(!!!

Yae I love you and all but please don’t make me feel like this :(((!

Warning for people, this contains stuff besides swearing that you may find uncomfortable to read about!

So I’ve just today remembered that periods exist, and since mine is decently irregular I was thinking about y/n’s first period since being in Teyvat… well this is the prompt lol.

Y/n waking up both Zhongli and the boyfriends as well as Traveler and Paimon with a shrill scream…

Everyone rushing into her room to see a lot of blood on her bed…

Everyone fucking panics while Zhongli just stands in the doorway like ‘wtf this shouldn’t have this reaction it’s normal for women’

Zhongli: y/n why’re you panicking… you’re on your period- I thought this was normal for human women-

Xiao, Venti and Paimon: what?!?!?? This doesn’t seem normal!

Aether now sitting on the floor: oh yeah I forgot, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve had to deal with a girl on their period…

Y/n starting to cry from the faint cramps: I forgot that this could happen okay!!! It’s been fucking 500+ years! I haven’t had my period since isekaing into this damn world!!!

Everyone besides y/n: you know what we’re not going to question that right now…

Zhongli: I’ll get Ajax and go buy you some stuff- you four stay and comfort her-

Aether: me and Paimon have to head back to Inuzuma and finish up with the anti-raider shogun training, so those two will be with y/n…

Paimon: oh yeah! Paimon forgot about that!

Xiao: what do we do-

Y/n: I’m going to go clean myself and hopefully find something to dull the pain and something akin to a pad to aid me until Ajax and Zhongli are back-

Zhongli: good idea, I’ll try to be quick.

Venti: I still don’t know what’s happening but I feel like I should.

Xiao: I don’t know what’s happening either!!

Y/n: don’t worry… I’m fine but could you both get me pain medication from bubu pharmacy?

Xiao and Venti: sure!

And so everyone left y/n in the house to get situated…

‘I’m so embarrassed!! I wonder if I could just snap my fingers and my bed/sheets will be clean…’ y/n thought, and so she tried and it didn’t work properly, she should of taken the sheets off first is all I’m saying…

Yeah she just ended up bathing and by the time she was done Zhongli, Ajax and the boyfriends were back with the stuff you needed thankfully…

Sorry if this was shitty, I’m overly tired, more so than I should be- anyways have a lovely day Huns!

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

Just watched the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie, and I gotta say it was awesome!

Might fuck around and start posting for 2 fandoms that don’t have their plots out for all to see~!

…aka I’ll be posting fanfics of something that someone I know wrote because I love their stories already!

This is not going to be apart of the sagau I’ve already made sadly, because it clashes with themes I want to write but have this au thing of an au lol

So the idea is: y/n, Aether and Paimon get dropped off with Thoma and end up being granted access to the first island before going on in the quests there, thing is when you finally find and confront Ei on the next, she has a figurine in her hand that’s painted, “oh fuck!” You say before cowardly hiding behind Aether in the kimono that Thoma bought you, Ei looks at you then panics before bowing after recognising you… “what brings you here all knowing one? And why are you against me..?” She says stopping her bow, everyone there turns to look at you surprised, “Shogun it’s been 200 years… don’t call me that anymore!!” You say quicker than you would have liked, “that doesn’t explain why you’re here and with the enemy of eternity…!” She replied starting to show a cold fury… “Shogun! If I was able to let something like this slide I wouldn’t! You cannot continue the vision hunt decree! Don’t you know the suffering it is causing!?!?!?!!” You say starting to get pissed off, you were fed up with the vision hunt now more then when you played through it in the game… “I challenge you to a duel! When I win you stop this madness and open the boarders of your nation again!” You say going towards her, the traveler tries to stop you with Paimons help but you shrug him off, “so be it..!!” She says getting out her katana, you end up grabbing a katana as well, you two circle each other before you go in, then it all ended with Ei on the ground blacked out, you barely hit her and this was the result… you grabbed out a fan after putting the katana back, everyone stared at you in complete shock, “Wahhh!!!” Paimon exclaimed in astonishment, “y-y/n?!?!?! Wha-how did you do that so easily! You made it seem like nothing!” Traveler said still overwhelmed and shocked by the situation, “ah… guess I wasn’t holding back enough? Oops!” You say before giggling nervously behind your fan.

When Ei woke up she felt as if she were a dead walking incarnate, to say she felt bad was an understatement, “as to the terms of the Duel Ei.. I have won therefore until I inevitably die or until your region falls under a new ruler, you will cease the vision hunt decree and open your borders to allow more people from overseas access to your nation and to allow your people to leave your region. Correct?” You state as formally as possible, she nods in understanding, “Alright who wants me to make some desserts? I have some I haven’t had in quite a while so I thought this is the perfect occasion don’t you think?” You say cheerfully, everyone there nods in excitement…

That’s how you ended the trouble in Ei’s nation and also ended up accidentally making everyone have a dessert coma while having left over desserts…

Let’s just say Venti got to try all the desserts while you gave Xiao 20 plates worth of almond tofu lol.

So I hope you liked this if you’re still reading! Have a lovely day!!

Diluc: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.