Warning For People, This Contains Stuff Besides Swearing That You May Find Uncomfortable To Read About!

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I should post Qualms and Ferocity here on tumblr but like I haven’t yet wanted to since I want to make part 4 and part 5 first I guess? But anyways it will be added to my tumblr soon lol

This is actually based on something that just happened irl! But I’m changing it abit to fit my personal plot!

Y/n having a conversation with Childe and Zhongli: I can recommend some books for it!

Zhongli: we all know I don’t read that stuff.

Childe: we can change that-

Venti walks In followed by a flushed Xiao

Venti: y/n has large tits, we could always take a pale and use that to milk y/n-

Zhongli absolutely mortified: what-

Childe laughing his ass off

Xiao: please-

Y/n: what the hell-

Y/n: I think you’ve drank to much boys…

They both frowned and left the room

Zhongli: I’m way to sober for this *grabs the unconscious Ajax and goes to his room*

Yeah that’s what happens in this one!

I changed it quite a bit due to wanting it to fit said characters lol, anyways have a great day~!

So, like, the house I live in is a house with a ghost, it just likes to open the door to the back room, and let the cats into the kitchen while I’m cooking or I just sat down…

The ghost is an actual entity and the cats love the ghost so umm… yeah this house is haunted.

So like I wrote another httyd story, it’s a new one in which the reader isekai’s into it to a time before Hiccup is born

I already made like two dragon oc’s because of this lol, I love this series already… I just started it today and there’s already a prologue and the first chapter!!

Should I bring it here??

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

Life stopped, life restarted in another world..?

Prologue

Third POV

Dying was less painful than she had expected…

Readers POV

‘I know I’m dead… but why am I in a forest..? I hope my mother survived, and I hope she’s okay..’ I thought while looking around.

‘Why do I have a tunic like dress on..? I swear I was wearing something else before I died… is this what happens when you get to heaven..?’ I concluded after looking at my clothes.

‘Why do I suddenly hear yelling..?’ I thought before getting up to follow the yells.

It took what felt like five minutes to get closer… ‘wait, they’re yelling about a beast..?’ I thought before grabbing a decent sized branch and booking it to the one yelling.

???’s POV

I was yelling at the dragon that was trying to take my best friends arm, while trying to kill the beast, before I heard a yell and saw something… amazing.

‘She’s charging at the beast without hesitation…! But, who is this woman…?’ I thought confused before seeing the dragon let go of my friends arm.

“Are you boys okay..? I didn’t really see the thing attacking you, was it a giant bird..? I can help bandage you up if you want.?” The woman asked kindly towards me and my friend…

“Thank you deary, that would be helpful” my friend replied with pain in his voice.

“Ah! Here let me see that, yep! Here this should work for now until we can get you more help!” She said while wrapping a torn piece of her sleeve around his arm.

“Ah! Where are my manners! My name is Gobber, and this is Stoick the Vast, the Chief of Berk!” Gobber told the woman while she helped him up.

“That I am, pleasure to meet you miss..?” I replied getting out of my stupor.

“Oh! I’m Y/n, it’s a pleasure to meet you both as well!” She said with a lilt in her voice.

‘She must be new around here..? I’ve never seen her before in the village, maybe she was shipwrecked..?’ I thought while staring at her for a moment.

Readers POV

‘Holy fuck, what the fuck???!?! Am I in how to train your dragon??!? I thought I was actually dead..!! But I was taken here instead!! Okay I can’t panic…’ I thought while introducing myself to Stoick and Gobber.

“Come on lassie, you’re coming back to the village with us” Gobber says while he starts walking off.

“Well, let’s go, best not to keep Gobber waiting” Stoick says before leading me in the same direction as Gobber’s going.

“Alright, sure..?” I replied following after them both.

*skip to when the 3 arrived*

“Welcome to Berk Lassie” Gobber says as we all enter the village.

“As the chief I welcome you to the village, now, follow” Stoick says before leading me somewhere.

‘Wait, is he leading me to his hut..? I’m so confused. Wait, shit, am I in trouble..??!?!! I don’t want to be!!!’ I thought starting to panic.

“Come, I want you to meet my wife Valka” Stoick says keeping the door open for me to enter the hut.

“Valka! Can you come here please?” He nearly shouts out.

“Coming! I’ll be down in a moment!” Valka replied from upstairs.

“Yes Stoick..?” Valka says before spotting me.

“This is Y/n, she saved Gobber from a dragon that was attacking him… she’s also new to Berk.” Stoick says while gesturing towards me.

“Hello Mrs Valka, it’s a pleasure to meet you!” I say with a slight bow.

“You saved Gobber from a dragon..? How?” Valka asks confused.

“I heard yelling and grabbed a branch and charged the dragon, Gobber got away with a wound that will at worst scar.” I replied softly.

“Thank you Y/n, Gobber is a dear friend to me and Stoick, so thank you.” Valka replied with a smile.

“Chief, may I have permission to live on Berk please..? Before I helped you and Gobber I was shipwrecked for days… I would like to stay if that’s okay..?” I asked nearly jumbling everything up.

“Welcome to Berk, we’ll have a hut built for you soon if possible” Stoick replies without a fight.

“You can stay here with us until it’s built if you want Y/n? We can get to know each other better while you are!” Valka questions with some happiness on her face.

I smiled at this, “if that’s also okay with Stoick..? I’m more than okay with it either way!” I replied with hope.

“That works…” Stoick says.

“Come! I must show you around the village!” Valka says before dragging me out the door…

“Okay!” I replied happily.

‘I hope this life is good’ I thought happily.

I’ll elaborate and tag the fandoms I am okay writing for!

Rules do apply and I may not do your suggestion!

Make sure that you send your suggestion in an ask!

Would anyone like me to write some of your ideas? I can’t guarantee they’ll be good but I’ll do my best!

Oh god, they were roommates

Honestly, I find the drama surrounding those two bizzare and the people who are so indignant over it as if MHY had nothing better to do than to personally spite them rather entitled.

I personally dig those two designs. They're hilarious and exactly what I would imagine for those two adepti who hardly ever visit the human realm. (*cough* I also ship them now *cough*)

There's also been no official confirmation whatsoever that those two will ever be playable. And even if they are in the future, their designs can still be adapted to look less NPCy. They're adepti after all.

Seriously, some parts of the fandom really complain about every single thing. They'll never be happy with anything.

Modern EPIC the musical & Percy Jackson crossover au but Twitter part four

Credits to the au & who made it in part one

Bonus: non canon ones for this au of their au ❤️