Modern EPIC The Musical & Percy Jackson Crossover Au But Twitter Part Two

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Would anyone like me to write some of your ideas? I can’t guarantee they’ll be good but I’ll do my best!

Omfg!!! Snake is out!!!

Qualms and ferocity

Prologue

?’s POV

‘Life is the road to death… like all good things it must come to an end or there will be more bad than good… but why is it that all I feel is pain..?’ Is what I thought was right after dying who knows how long ago…

‘It’s been what feels like both seconds and a millennium…! But at least I no longer feel the same pain as right after my death, though the void I find myself in is beginning to feel… cramped??’ I thought confused before hearing extremely muffled but slightly recognisable voices from beyond the void.

‘Wait are those voices I can hear… wait why does it feel like i’m moving..? Maybe I can force my way out..?’ I thought before pushing with all my might…

THIRD POV

As Dr Wu and Hammond talked about the progress of how the third batch of trial dinosaur eggs were doing they heard a cracking noise from the incubator…

“Oh! We have our first dinosaur that has survived the egg…! This is wonderful news!!” Hammond said delighted.

“This is wonderful, to think that even one has survived from all the ways we tried bringing them back… maybe we should name her, I mean should she survive you would have her at the park eventually” Dr Wu stated calmly.

“For some odd reason I can’t quite place I have the feeling to name her ‘Lily’ and something tells me she’s going to be unlike any other dinosaur that hatches…” Hammond replies.

Matriarch/Lily’s POV

‘Those two look familiar… wait did they say dinosaur??? Did I become a dinosaur???’ I thought confused and terrified before clearing my head, ‘if I’m a dinosaur… and I also know those voices, does that mean… DR WU AND HAMMOND?!?!!?!!?!!’ I thought even more confused, ‘I’m in the Jurassic Park/world universe…. And from what they’ve said, it seems as though this was before they were originally going to crack the code on bringing the dinosaurs back…’ I thought while still slightly freaking out, ‘next question is, what type of dinosaur am I…’ I finally thought…

Third POV

“Lily is a nice name… maybe not the most appropriate name for a velociraptor but i also think the name suits her…” Dr Wu replied after a while, “can I hold her?” Hammond asked Wu while stepping closer, “she’s fragile at this stage so be careful, also we don’t know how she will react to humans…” Wu responded.

Hammond gently picked Lily up and held her, as he did this she just sat there calmly which shocked both men, slowly Hammond started gently petting Lily, and she started rumbling as if purring…

“Goodness! She seems to be purring, this is a wonderful breakthrough!” Hammond said delighted, “I had no idea it was possible… maybe if she continues being docile she might not even need to be contained…” Wu said before chuckling, “that’s a question for the far future… we need to get her something to eat and to drink before anything else” Wu stated, “agreed, since we weren’t expecting her to hatch so soon we don’t have anything for her to really eat… but maybe we could try giving her some of the fish for now?” Hammond replied, “that should work until the supply of meat comes in next week…” Wu responded with a slightly worried tone, “ok, you cut up some fish, while I follow you to the kitchen to get her some water” Hammond said before booping Lily which in turn caused her to sneeze…

End of prologue!

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Definitely not original but-

You get transported into the world of the last video game you played, how screwed are you?

I’ll go first: Beasts of Bermuda

It’s a dinosaur game so I’m screwed…

Warning for people, this contains stuff besides swearing that you may find uncomfortable to read about!

So I’ve just today remembered that periods exist, and since mine is decently irregular I was thinking about y/n’s first period since being in Teyvat… well this is the prompt lol.

Y/n waking up both Zhongli and the boyfriends as well as Traveler and Paimon with a shrill scream…

Everyone rushing into her room to see a lot of blood on her bed…

Everyone fucking panics while Zhongli just stands in the doorway like ‘wtf this shouldn’t have this reaction it’s normal for women’

Zhongli: y/n why’re you panicking… you’re on your period- I thought this was normal for human women-

Xiao, Venti and Paimon: what?!?!?? This doesn’t seem normal!

Aether now sitting on the floor: oh yeah I forgot, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve had to deal with a girl on their period…

Y/n starting to cry from the faint cramps: I forgot that this could happen okay!!! It’s been fucking 500+ years! I haven’t had my period since isekaing into this damn world!!!

Everyone besides y/n: you know what we’re not going to question that right now…

Zhongli: I’ll get Ajax and go buy you some stuff- you four stay and comfort her-

Aether: me and Paimon have to head back to Inuzuma and finish up with the anti-raider shogun training, so those two will be with y/n…

Paimon: oh yeah! Paimon forgot about that!

Xiao: what do we do-

Y/n: I’m going to go clean myself and hopefully find something to dull the pain and something akin to a pad to aid me until Ajax and Zhongli are back-

Zhongli: good idea, I’ll try to be quick.

Venti: I still don’t know what’s happening but I feel like I should.

Xiao: I don’t know what’s happening either!!

Y/n: don’t worry… I’m fine but could you both get me pain medication from bubu pharmacy?

Xiao and Venti: sure!

And so everyone left y/n in the house to get situated…

‘I’m so embarrassed!! I wonder if I could just snap my fingers and my bed/sheets will be clean…’ y/n thought, and so she tried and it didn’t work properly, she should of taken the sheets off first is all I’m saying…

Yeah she just ended up bathing and by the time she was done Zhongli, Ajax and the boyfriends were back with the stuff you needed thankfully…

Sorry if this was shitty, I’m overly tired, more so than I should be- anyways have a lovely day Huns!

It’s happening again D:

Whyyyyy???

Help I’m having a midlife crisis! I’m not even in my 20’s! D:

Hey so my Genshin Sagau is still being written, but I have already written some ways things may go in the future or in the past, but any set in the future will most likely not be apart of the story, or it may if it fits.

Would anyone want to see them?

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