Qualms And Ferocity

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Hey so my Genshin Sagau is still being written, but I have already written some ways things may go in the future or in the past, but any set in the future will most likely not be apart of the story, or it may if it fits.

Would anyone want to see them?

Omfg!!! Snake is out!!!

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 10

The ceremony had started and the fake body was thrown down causing the chaos….

You decided to do something that probably would be seen as really bad-

First you ran away from the scene of the crime with the Traveler and Paimon when Ajax jumped in to save the three of you, and then shit mainly happened like cannon until the four of you meet up with Zhongli…

“You must be Zhongli from the funeral parlour!” Ajax said, “yes that is correct” Zhongli replied, “you….” Y/n said staring at Zhongli, “oh- hi y/n-” Zhongli replied getting confused looks from the other three in the room, “did you do as I said?” You asked, Zhongli nodded quickly, things happen like they should in this meeting…

the Liyue part of this story is not over! Have a lovely day bye!

This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)

the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!

Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…

Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.

Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!

Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!

The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…

Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!

Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!

Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?

Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?

Y/n: okay

Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…

Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!

Then you three teleport away.

Posting this in one post because I want people to have the parts actually in order :)!

Y/n and the Sully kids

You were five when Neteyam was born, you automatically became the caretaker of him once Neytiri and Jake saw how much Neteyam liked you and how you looked after him, you were young but were always good with him.

When Lo’ak was born nearly the same thing happened but he was more clingy towards you, then Kiri got adopted shortly after and also would cling to you like her little life depended on you.

As all three started growing up around you, they all decided that you were going to be protected by them because of how you looked, you were so innocent looking that you looked way to young as if you were younger than them, this kept happening until even after Tuk was born and up to when they had to leave to go to Tonowari’s clan.

You guys all landed together with a crowd forming around seven of you, you got your tail touched gently by Ronal, “Eep!” You say as you jump slightly like a cat, this caused a reaction from three of the Sully kids, “y/n are you okay?” Neteyam asked looking at you, “are you hurt??” Lo’ak asked frantically pulling you to him slightly, “y/n what happened?” Kiri said lovingly, they all did this at the same time, “Child why are you with them?” Ronal says making you turn to her in shock, “I’m a family friend, I’ve been with them since the oldest was born basically” you state confusing Ronal, before she could ask anything else her Husband reached the group causing her to smile at you and then turn back to herself when she walks to her husband, you then got ushered between Neteyam and Lo’ak making everyone look at you for a while including Tonowari and again Ronal, then when everyone got back to topic you zoned out for abit.

“Y/n they’re leading us to my family’s marui come on” Lo’ak said bringing you out of it, you followed and sometimes got look’s from people in the village, Ronal then came to the marui the sullys and you are now occupying to talk, once inside she sits, “okay child why are you with the Sullys?” She asks nicely, “oh sorry I thought I answered this before-” you say before getting interrupted, “ah funny for you to ask, she’s been a close friend to the family since our oldest Neteyam was born” Jake reply’s confused, “wait she has? She looks so young compared to your oldest and middle kids!” Ronal states baffled, “she was five when Neteyam was born” Neytiri says before continuing to unpack what she could, this confused Ronal even more but she was kind of happy, y/n seemed so innocent to her but also like a good influence for her son, she got up and left but not before smiling and waving at y/n who waved and smiled back, maybe you could be friends with her son, who knows….

I hope you like this little story, there might be a second part if I feel like it :) anyway have a lovely day bye!

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Y/n and the sully kids (pt 2)

It was time for the sully kids to be taught the ways of this clan.

You guys were learning how to ride ilu’s, some had better luck than others, “you’re not doing half bad forest girl” Aonung says to you a smile tugging at his lips, “thank you” you say happy to be getting along with him even slightly, “y/n would you like me to teach you how to breathe properly?” Aonung asks, you nodded smiling softly at him, “that would be lovely thank you Aonung” you say, Aonung looked away as to hide his face that flushed slightly, this earned looks from the sullys and his sister.

Time skip

You were walking by yourself in the village, people waved at you smiling while you passed, this confused you but you smiled and waved back happily, then you were spotted by Ronal, “ah! Y/n there you are!” She states with a small smile, “I wanted to talk to you” she says, you nodded and followed her to her Marui where her husband and kids were, she shoes her kids out so it’s just you, her and Tonowari, “how are you liking it here so far sweetie?” She coo’s, “i-it’s wonderful” you reply, “good good, I wanted to ask you how my son Aonung treats you” she says, “oh- he treats me wonderfully, he’s a great friend to me, but he doesn’t get along with Neteyam, Lo’ak or kiri that well sadly” you say, “I’m glad he treats you well, now you are of age right?” She says much to her husband’s surprise, “Ronal she looks so young though!” Tonowari stated confused, “hush you!” She says shushing him, “ah- yes that is correct! I’m five years older then Neteyam” you state, Tonowari looks dumbfounded at you now making you giggle a bit, “good good, Please consider Aonung as your mate! I would be honoured if you were his mate” she says making Tonowari snap out of it and look at you, then at his wife, then back to you, “wait you want me to mate- with your son??” You reply starting to flush, just then people barge in, one of them picked you up and ran back out, after the shock went away from the ordeal you looked at who was carrying you, it was Neteyam, you blushed even more out of embarrassment, “w-what’s happening? Why did you take me from there??” You asked confused, he stayed silent as he slowed down to a stop, soon his siblings met up with the both of you, “ok y/n is here with us away from them.” Neteyam said getting smiles from Lo’ak and kiri, “what’s going on?” You ask still confused, “well we all caught on that each of us was trying to set you up with someone so you could have a mate, we are not letting you mate with anyone unless we confirm they are good for you” kiri says in response, “wait what!! You decided to play match maker??” You asked starting to giggle, they all nodded in response, you stop giggling and sigh, “thank you three for looking out for me but I’ll be fine” you state getting nods in return, “now I’m going to go back and apologise to Ronal!” You state now leaving after giving them a smile.

You apologised to Ronal and then went about your day without any further hassle.

I hope you enjoyed this part I have no idea if there will be a part three. Have a lovely day bye!!

Nezuko in Avatar: TWOW ❤️

Part 7

The flight to where they were going to seek uturu ended up taking longer than expected, which Nezuko took to hum songs her mother and brother used to sing with her, as well as letting Neytiri have Tuk fly with her when she wanted a break.

When they landed they were immediately surrounded by the Metkayina, the first to comment was a boy around Neteyam’s age.

“They call these tails?” He says and then he notices Nezuko… and then he gasps.

After Lo’ak greets Tsireya, the chief and Tsa’shik greet Jake and Neytiri…

“These children are not true Navi! And-” she says before noticing Nezuko next to Kiri.

“I used to be a sky person! I adapted! We will adapt!” Jake says not noticing Ronal staring intently at Nezuko.

“Why did you bring a sky demon here! Are you trying to bring even more dishonour to yourself!” Ronal practically seethed out.

All the Sullys freezed, having completely forgotten about Nezuko being unknown to the other clan’s. The Metkayina murmured in the background.

“She is not a demon! She was accepted by Eywa and guided to our family! If she was a demon she wouldn’t be standing with us!” Neytiri seethes back at Ronal.

Jake and Tonowari just have a silent conversation with their eyes while their wives quarrel.

“Hi Mrs Tsa’shik” Nezuko says nervously.

This makes Ronal stop and talk to her husband.

“We will grant Uturu for your family and the sky person Toruk Macto.” Tonowari says before going on to explain.

Now it’s just time to wait…

That’s the end~! Have a great day!

Duke: you know what? Let me give a shot

Duke: this is my impression of a closeted bisexual with a past of dealing with the loa

Jason: no-

Duke: hi my name is Jason

*cue Tim and Steph laughing in the background*

Batfam group chat part 24

*Current Name: FORK ALL OF Y’ALL*

Tim: This is my impression of a straight person:

Tim: Ah yes, I like girls. And only girls. Yes, boobs are great. Not dicks! No those are for men who definitely aren’t attractive. I only like one gender! Yes, just one.

Steph: Ooh I’ll join.

Steph: Boys. Yep, I like boys. Not girls, even though boobs are hot. I am not attracted to Cass. Or Taylor Swift. Because those are girls.

Jason: This is my impression:

Jason: Hello my name is Duke Thomas.

Duke: This is bullying.

Continuing this for 0 reason~!

All the bat kids show up at the watchtower and start roaming around in robin outfits.

Flash: Batman, why are there over *five* different looking Robins in the watch?

Batman feigning his serious self: what do you mean? It’s Robin, their one single entity

Flash: Batman, they were in separate places at the same time!

Diana who’s in on it: No it’s the same robin

Superman who’s also in on it: I can confirm it

Batman proud of his children being a menace to his co-workers: hmm

Flash thinking something is fucked up again: …

This is my contribution to this,

Also check out other people’s reblogs!! They’re so good!!

idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.

Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?

Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.

-

Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:

Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...

-

Flash: batman… who is this?

Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.

Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!

Batman: her name is robin

-

Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?

Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.

Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!

Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*

Qualms and ferocity

Chapter four, the hatchery and splitting off

Lily’s POV

“Come, sit down and watch the screen so we can officially start the tour!” Hammond says loudly.

‘I’m just so excited to see more baby dinosaurs! It’s been a while and I miss seeing hatchlings…’ I thought starting to drift off into my own head for a bit.

“So are these guys acting in roles? Or is it pre-filmed?” The lawyer says.

‘I’m just gonna-‘ I think before chirping loudly getting attention from everyone as I jump off my seat and go to claw at the door.

“As Lily has shown, yes these are the real deal, but we can meet up with them and Lily after” Hammond states happily.

“One, two, three!” Ian says before I hear the three of them push their restraints off.

“Let’s see the babies!!!” Ellie says excitedly.

I barked softly at a staff personnel after the door opened, this caused half the lab to look at me slightly scared before they realised it was me.

“Oh, Lily! It’s lovely to see you baby!” A woman said happily before picking me up gently.

‘Damn people love to hold me, huh? Eh I just want to see the baby dinosaurs!’ I thought while squirming in the woman’s arms.

“Alright, hand her to me! She’s not supposed to be held in here by anyone besides me” Dr Wu states annoyed at the woman’s antics, before taking me from her.

“Hammond, it’s been a while since you’ve visited with Lily.” Wu states casually.

‘God this is weird, the plots changed slightly, and I’m so confused why people just hold me all the time! I know I’m a dinosaur, but I’m not doing anything!’ I thought confused and wanting to get down.

“There’s some eggs about to hatch, so why don’t we go watch them hatch?” Dr Wu says calmly.

“New babies hatching?!?!??” Lex yells happily.

“Yes” Dr Wu replies.

“Oh my god! Please just let me see the hatchlings before I go insane!” I nearly yell.

“Look, Lily is also excited to meet the new hatchlings” Hammond says to the screech he heard from me.

“Yes, this way to the eggs” Dr Wu says leading everyone while still holding me.

Switch to third POV

We cut to everyone huddled around the incubator table, Wu has left Hammond to hold Lily for a while as they watch a hatchling hatch.

“What species is this?” Alan asks in amazement.

“Well it’s-” Dr Wu starts talking about stuff before Hammond got everyone out on the car tour.

“Dear god it’s starting” we hear Lily mutter as Hammond takes her back to the raptor paddock, before going to the control room to watch the car tour.