Duke: you know what? Let me give a shot
Duke: this is my impression of a closeted bisexual with a past of dealing with the loa
Jason: no-
Duke: hi my name is Jason
*cue Tim and Steph laughing in the background*
Batfam group chat part 24
*Current Name: FORK ALL OF Y’ALL*
Tim: This is my impression of a straight person:
Tim: Ah yes, I like girls. And only girls. Yes, boobs are great. Not dicks! No those are for men who definitely aren’t attractive. I only like one gender! Yes, just one.
Steph: Ooh I’ll join.
Steph: Boys. Yep, I like boys. Not girls, even though boobs are hot. I am not attracted to Cass. Or Taylor Swift. Because those are girls.
Jason: This is my impression:
Jason: Hello my name is Duke Thomas.
Duke: This is bullying.
My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
So, like, the house I live in is a house with a ghost, it just likes to open the door to the back room, and let the cats into the kitchen while I’m cooking or I just sat down…
The ghost is an actual entity and the cats love the ghost so umm… yeah this house is haunted.
“Agghhh!” Bakugou stated in pain, he had died… or so he thought? “Hello my child…” Eywa states knowing why he’s here, “my child, I will reincarnate you onto the planet I love most dearly… as an ‘Avatar’ as the people call it, you will keep your ability, be ware when you are needed you will be called upon!!” Eywa say’s looking at him, “wait wh-” he attempted to say before finding himself cut off by the changing in his body, and the wave from the reincarnation.
Katsuki’s POV
I opened my eyes after that lady had done this, just to see she actually did it, I’m now a baby, I look at myself and notice I’m a beautiful colour palette, I then heard coo’s, I looked around to see I was being held by a beautiful woman who was holding who I assumed to be my twin.
“My precious babies Aonung and Katsuki” she said making me happy I kept my name, “I’m so happy to finally have children with you my love-” my now appointed father said to my new mother, “aren’t they so adorable! I mean look at Katsuki’s little chubby hands!” She states holding my hand now, she suddenly gasps as well as my father, “f-five fingers???” She says then looks at me closely, I notice now that I’m different from them but only slightly, I have five fingers per hand instead of four like them, “how is this possible??” She asks dumbfounded, “Ronal, it’s fine, Katsuki is just abit different, there’s nothing wrong with that, he’s still our son” my father says then takes me from my mother and carries me, “I know, I’m just worried I guess…” she states nearly sad, and then I can’t control myself I just start crying, I don’t know why I’m crying, but this makes me happy…. Maybe it’s not so bad in this new world….
I hope you enjoyed the chapter! I know I enjoyed making it, anyway have a lovely day bye!!!!
Chapter 8
“Our son Aonung and our daughter Tsireya will show you to your new Marui, and will also teach the children starting tomorrow” Tonowari explained calmly.
“I will take the sky child with me while the other children are being taught!” Ronal says with a lilt to her voice.
“Okay Mrs Tsa’shik!” Nezuko responds before anyone else is able too.
“Fine! But if you hurt her!” Neytiri hisses out.
“Good!” Ronal says smugly.
“Our kids will take you to your Marui now” Tonowari says trying to get the two women away from each other.
“Come on! Let’s go!” Tsireya says making her brother lead them while she stays at the back of the group.
“Come on Nezuko” Neteyam says following his family and Aonung.
“Your name is Nezuko?” Tsireya asks kindly.
“Yes, your name is Tsireya right?” Nezuko responds to her.
“Yes I am! I’ve never met a sky person before! How old are you?” Tsireya asks slightly rambling.
“I’m 14 years old, what about you Tsireya?” Nezuko asks.
“I’m 13 years old!” She replies happily.
“This will be your Marui Sullys, we’ll come get you guys tomorrow morning…” Aonung says annoyed.
“Thank you for leading us here!” Nezuko says suddenly and the Sullys follow her lead.
“Bye Nezuko!” Tsireya says before leaving with Aonung.
“We should unpack…” Jake says quietly.
That’s the end of this chapter.
“Why In celestia are you- how are you? What the actual- is there a soul for a fucking animatronic utah raptor here?- HUMANS!!“
You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.
I started writing the next part of the Nezuko in My inner Demons au.
No idea when I’ll be done writing the chapter but its nearly a quarter written~!
Ah yes if y/n from my avatar x reader story were to teleport to Demon slayer.
“Oh for fucks sake I had to get attacked didn’t I?? At least I’m still alive” y/n said after getting shot protecting Tsu’tey, then falling into a portal and turning human, “oh cool I’m like this again!” Y/n said happily, then noticing something… “I’m in a kimono??” She says in awe of her beautiful dark pink and blue kimono, she then heard people running towards her…. She turned towards the people just to become shocked at what she sees…
“Miss are you alright? We saw you fall out of the sky… did a demon attack you?” Tanjiro asked sweetly before smelling the air, making him eye y/n, “I’m fine and I don’t know how to explain why I was falling out of the sky…” y/n says hoping his nose won’t smell her lie, but sadly she got caught out… “you are lying, you do know how and why you fell out of the sky… but you also aren’t a demon, so why did you fall out of the sky…?” Tanjiro says with Giyuu behind him just staring at y/n, “I got struck in battle trying to save a friend… instead of meeting my death I ended up here falling from the sky” y/n says with a sigh, “okay…” he says lowering his katana, “Caw Caw! Bring the lady who fell from the sky to master! Caw Caw!” A crow states, Giyuu sighs and grabs y/n’s hand pulling him with her….
Time skip to final battle!!
Muzan was about to die but it wasn’t without great loss… but y/n was there and prevented some of it…
Y/n turned into a deadly nadder, pining him to the ground shocking him enough for him to pause, y/n took her chance and fired all her shots at him, making him unable to do anything, making it easier for Tanjiro to kill Muzan, then it was all over forever…
I hope this wasn’t a bad oneshot, have a lovely day bye!!!!
Zhongli attempting to swindle y/n into being an adeptus
That’s the prompt!
Y/n: so you’re telling me you want to make a contract with me so I’ll be an adeptus?
Zhongli: yes
Y/n: what’s in it for me?
Zhongli: what exactly would you want?
Y/n: …yeah what I want is not achieved easily even for celestia
Zhongli: oh?
Y/n: well I won’t become an adeptus, but I will lend help if truly needed… would you care to know my conditions and sign a contract?
Zhongli: …I feel as if I will regret this but yes
Y/n: allow Barbatos to date your son, and allow your son freedom to do as he pleases in new spare time he has…
Zhongli: ‘on one hand it’s good for Xiao to have more freedom and time for himself… but on the other…’ why Barbatos?
Y/n: bitch- have you seen how they are together- honestly I’m surprised they aren’t together and fucking yet-
Zhongli: ah… I see your point, okay I will sign the contract.
Y/n: okay here’s the form!
Zhongli: how-when ???
Y/n: not telling but sign!
Zhongli: fine.
Ah yes a skit that’s cute!~
Have a lovely day I hope you enjoyed ;)
“*English*”
“/Japanese/”
“Navi”
Katsuki’s POV:
I’ve found out a lot about this new world I’m in, like the deity Eywa… after learning about her I’ve been able to feel her around me… I don’t know why I can it’s just something that started, I have learnt how to speak like my clan now, I could understand them before thankfully but I had to learn to speak it properly, i still speak Japanese and English when I’m alone to make sure I can still speak it incase I need to.
“*I need to train my quirk, my body should be able to support it… hopefully*” I said, “*let’s try a small explosion*” i mumbled, I opened my hand and concentrated to make sure it was only a small explosion… “*yes it worked!!*” I nearly yelled out in happiness, “Katsuki h-how did you do that thing with your hand??” My brother said tapping my shoulder, “and what were you saying?” He said watching me, “….it’s a thing that allows me to do some stuff that others can’t do… also I was learning a language incase I need the knowledge of it one day…” I say my ears drooping, “please don’t tell anyone!!” I say hoping he doesn’t, “ok I won’t tell, but can I also learn that language??” He asks with puppy eyes, “thank you Aonung! I’ll start teaching you tomorrow!” I replied. We spent the whole day together I showed him more of my quirk as well when he asked.
Time skip…
The horn blew when they landed… they definitely weren’t from our clan or any nearby, they were absolutely beautiful… especially the one that seemed my age… he’s gorgeous… I somehow missed everything happening beside watching the guy… until now.
“My children Tsireya, Aonung and Katsuki will teach your children our ways and will now lead you to your new Marui Jakesully” my father says, I nod and head over to Tsireya and lead them with her…
On the way the youngest bounces on the path and looks at me, “you’re like dad!” She states pointing at me, making the rest of the Sullys gasp, “you’re also part sky demon?” The younger son asks, “I’m sorry what is a ‘sky demon’??” I ask since I never really got an answer before, “*Human*” Jake replied making me stop in shock that he knows English, “*you speak English as well?*” I asked now reaching their Marui, they all gasped at me, “how do you know that language??” He asked leaving a my siblings confused, “am I not allowed to know it?” I ask confused, “you really shouldn’t know that language…” he says now dragging me inside his family following, my siblings just left to go into the water, “*the only way you could know the language is if someone taught you…*” he says, “*I taught myself how to speak this language…*” I state, “*ok… so you’re an avatar… how?*” he says, “*I was just born this way why?*” I reply acting confused even if I know the answer… “*you’re existence confuses me greatly Katsuki.. you’re name isn’t a Navi name…*” mrs sully says looking at me, “*that’s because it isn’t really*” I state looking back at her, “*you are strange Katsuki… also I swear your name is familiar but I don’t know why…*” Jake says, “*in due time things may be revealed? I guess? Anyways I’ll leave you all to unpack bye!*” I state leaving…. “that was really awkward… I think I’ll go for a swim now….” I say jumping into the water.
Anyways that’s the end of this chapter! I hope you enjoyed and have a lovely day bye!!
A weird woman with random free time, I grew up with a lot of dinosaur media and will rant about dinosaurs if given the chance~!
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