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What type of interview though? Out and about? Studio place? Other? Because this could go multiple different ways that all seem funny

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?

Qualms and ferocity

Chapter one, growing a bit and joining the other raptors…

Lily’s POV

‘To think it’s been about 3 years since I hatched and I’ve barely grown into a juvenile! Anyways, I’ve been living with Hammond and Wu since I hatched, which has caused me to be there when other dinosaurs hatched, for instance they’ve hatched all 7 Rex’s and have set them free… I’ve also seen so many of the other dinosaurs be released onto Sorna, like some very hostile baby velociraptors who didn’t notice me, some compy’s and some other dinosaurs that I don’t really need to mention. But all this time I’ve been allowed to stay with Wu and Hammond even though I’m a dinosaur, they both treat me as they have since I was first hatched but more doting I guess? It’s weird but I guess since I’m not hostile they have somehow seen me as a dog or a cat who just plays, I know I shouldn’t be still in here but they haven’t wanted to let me out to mature in the wild of Sorna, they both have been talking about it, the reason they say I can’t is because of the serum for enhanced growth not taking an affect on me, but I guess it’s better this way since according to that conversation I should be able to live longer naturally’ I thought while curled up under Wu’s desk.

Third POV

“Wu! You need someone to help you with making the dinosaurs, or at least someone besides me to help keep the place clean and up and running!” Hammond said, “I understand that but we should wait until we can get both the T rex and Lily to Nublar, we need to move the other dinosaurs for the park as well! Not to mention what new hires will think seeing Lily! You could very well be shut down before you even have your lawyers look over this…!” Wu exclaimed, “And we will move them! But Lily stays with us until the raptors are moved in! And don’t worry everyone who will work at the park or here will be screened and sign NDA’s before getting a debriefing about what to expect” Hammond replied, Wu nodded before going over to Lily and picking her up, “Lily is the only non-hostile dinosaur we have hatched here, are we really sure she can mellow the raptors if they take her in? Because the other raptors should be all adults by now and we can’t be sure if they’ll even accept a juvenile into their pack…” Wu says, “yes, I’m sure they will at least take Lily in, I don’t know if they will mellow out even slightly, but either way this needs to happen, Lily has only really been around us and she needs to be socialised with others of her kind, I know she looks different to the other raptors for some unknown reason but they will recognise she’s one of their species… I’m confident about this” Hammond replies, Wu sighs, “at least she’s also easy to distinguish from the other raptors, but yeah you’re right, she’ll be fine and this’ll be good for her… but what about her preference for cooked food? And won’t you miss her and her company?” Wu says, “we both will miss Lily but she needs this… plus I don’t think she’ll stop being like this…” Hammond says pointing at Lily who’s purring in Wu’s arms.

Time skip 6 months, Moving day

“Have the Rex and the raptors been moved to their new paddocks?” Wu asked while sitting with Hammond in a helicopter, “yes, and all systems are up and running properly” Hammond responds, “and are you sure that taking Lily to Nublar with us on the helicopter is a smart idea?” Wu says while looking at the juvenile velociraptor sitting between the two of them, “I’m sure it’ll be fine, I mean we’re over halfway to Nublar and Lily has just sat here purring, so it’s fine” Hammond responds, “okay but remember me and you have to personally take her to the raptor paddock to introduce her to the other raptors, and we have to make sure they tolerate her at minimum…” Wu says, “yes I remember… also since when were you suddenly such a mother-hen to Lily?” Hammond says, “as if you aren’t also?” Wu replies with a raised eyebrow, meanwhile Lily wasn’t really listening to them and was instead looking at the beautiful sight of the ocean and the island their about to land on, she calls gently to catch the attention of both men, they replied by petting her and looking in the same direction to see the landing pad, “hold on tight! We’re landing!” The pilot says, all three hold on as much as possible, and they land without a hitch.

People come to great both Hammond and Dr Wu, then the people notice Lily and suddenly become deathly quiet, “S-sirs, why is there a dinosaur with you?” A worker says while stuttering, “this is Lily, the first dinosaur to come back from the dead, she’s still a Juvenile and she’s very docile so don’t worry” Wu says, which confuses the people present besides the pilot, Wu and Hammond, “I will confirm that this is the truth, would anyone like to pet her?” Hammond says, everyone who’s still there doesn’t say anything until a woman in her early twenties comes up and hesitantly puts her hand out to pet Lily, as she starts petting Lily she expects Lily to bite her, instead she stares in amazement as Lily purrs happily, “she’s so adorable! Are all the small dinosaurs like this??” The woman asks, “no sadly, she’s truly one of a kind, she’s been like this since she hatched, she’s also a cuddle bug” Wu says softly so only the woman and Hammond can hear, “thank you for letting me pet her, I will go continue my work now” the woman says before leaving, everyone else also leaves the three to go do their jobs.

Wu and Hammond take Lily and set her in the back seat of the car before getting into the front, they then start to drive to the raptor paddock, when they arrived they both get out and gently grab Lily.

“It’s time to let Lily be with other raptors… we can always come visit her and take her out when we aren’t busy, but this is for the best…” Hammond says, Wu nodded before opening the maintenance door to put her in…

Lily’s POV

‘I knew this was going to happen and I’m still scared… I’ve only been alive In this body for less then 4 years, I really hope that the big one or their pack let’s me live…’ I thought before chirping gently at Wu who was being the protective glass.

“I smell a new raptor… and a human?” A raptor said calling its pack mates while coming towards me, ‘I hope they don’t kill me’ I thought, then suddenly they were here, there was four of them looking around before spotting me, “I thought you said there was an older raptor, this is a juvenile raptor!” The biggest one exclaimed, “well apparently he was wrong alpha, but look at this cutie, aren’t they cute-” a female raptor said before she suddenly gets cut off, “I swear they smell like an older raptor! Can’t you smell it?” The original male raptor said, “hush Titus, it’s a hatchling and you were wrong for once” another female raptor said, “whatever Quin” Titus responds, “enough bickering you two!” The ‘Alpha’ said, the two nod, “what’s your name sweetheart? I’m Kat” Kat says, “hi… I’m Lily!” I replied happily as they haven’t tried anything yet, “they have never sent a raptor as young as you in before, did they take you from your pack? Or were you hatched recently with the humans? Sorry if this is a bad question sweetheart” Kat asks, “…neither” I replied, “neither?!” Kat says, “I’m confused, what do you mean little one?” The ‘Alpha’ asks, “ah, I hatched quite a while ago, I’ve been with the humans for a long time, if that makes sense?” I replied quickly, the Alpha nodded while thinking, “how long has it been since you’ve hatched sweetheart?” Kat asked, ‘eh, I don’t really think it matters if they know the truth’ I think, “3 or 4 years ago” I replied, this shocked all 4 adult raptors, “??? How is that possible??” Kat asks, “i think the humans said it’s because something messed up before I hatched and so I take longer to grow up” I said hoping they buy it, all 4 nodded before I suddenly get picked up gently, “we’ll take you to the rest of the pack so you can meet them and get used to living here” the alpha says.

This was a long, long chapter! I hope you enjoyed reading it~!

Omfg!!! Snake is out!!!

Nezuko in Avatar: TWOW ❤️

Part 7

The flight to where they were going to seek uturu ended up taking longer than expected, which Nezuko took to hum songs her mother and brother used to sing with her, as well as letting Neytiri have Tuk fly with her when she wanted a break.

When they landed they were immediately surrounded by the Metkayina, the first to comment was a boy around Neteyam’s age.

“They call these tails?” He says and then he notices Nezuko… and then he gasps.

After Lo’ak greets Tsireya, the chief and Tsa’shik greet Jake and Neytiri…

“These children are not true Navi! And-” she says before noticing Nezuko next to Kiri.

“I used to be a sky person! I adapted! We will adapt!” Jake says not noticing Ronal staring intently at Nezuko.

“Why did you bring a sky demon here! Are you trying to bring even more dishonour to yourself!” Ronal practically seethed out.

All the Sullys freezed, having completely forgotten about Nezuko being unknown to the other clan’s. The Metkayina murmured in the background.

“She is not a demon! She was accepted by Eywa and guided to our family! If she was a demon she wouldn’t be standing with us!” Neytiri seethes back at Ronal.

Jake and Tonowari just have a silent conversation with their eyes while their wives quarrel.

“Hi Mrs Tsa’shik” Nezuko says nervously.

This makes Ronal stop and talk to her husband.

“We will grant Uturu for your family and the sky person Toruk Macto.” Tonowari says before going on to explain.

Now it’s just time to wait…

That’s the end~! Have a great day!

This is actually based on something that just happened irl! But I’m changing it abit to fit my personal plot!

Y/n having a conversation with Childe and Zhongli: I can recommend some books for it!

Zhongli: we all know I don’t read that stuff.

Childe: we can change that-

Venti walks In followed by a flushed Xiao

Venti: y/n has large tits, we could always take a pale and use that to milk y/n-

Zhongli absolutely mortified: what-

Childe laughing his ass off

Xiao: please-

Y/n: what the hell-

Y/n: I think you’ve drank to much boys…

They both frowned and left the room

Zhongli: I’m way to sober for this *grabs the unconscious Ajax and goes to his room*

Yeah that’s what happens in this one!

I changed it quite a bit due to wanting it to fit said characters lol, anyways have a great day~!

Nezuko in Avatar: TWOW ❤️

Part 5 & 6

Chapter 5

I admit I haven’t updated in quite awhile, but also it takes time to get into the mood for writing and sometimes I just can’t, but I got into the mood to write :D onto the chapter!

Jake decided to bring Nezuko to lab so she could meet the others, which went well actually, albeit the guys were very surprised to see a child on pandora that isn’t Spider…

The sully family, Spider and Mo’at took Nezuko high up into the floating mountains to finally get her an Ikran so she could join the clan fully.

“You need to enter the nest and have an Ikran pick you as their rider…” Jake said and Neytiri nodded, “ok! Also how will I know if they pick me?” Nezuko asked, “they will try to kill you…” Neytiri replied before Jake had a chance to, “ok then” Nezuko replied slightly scared, she went into the nest with the rope she held while the others watched, all the Ikrans flew away or just ignored her, but then a pink orange and brown one with pink eyes came up to her and slightly nipped at her shoulder, then it lowered itself and waited for Nezuko to hop on.

And so she did, they took they’re first flight together and soon flew back, everyone that was there stared confused at how that just happened, she got a rare Ikran to choose her but not only that, the Ikran didn’t hurt her only nipping once! They were all rightfully amazed as well, one for a slightly different reason, “That’s not a normal Ikran Nezuko… that’s a rare Ikran, there’s only a handful of them, and usually they would never bond with a creature besides another Ikran… you truly are blessed by Eywa!” Mo’at said while smiling.

They all went back to the clan.

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and have a lovely day bye!

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Chapter 6

Time skip and I know it’s sudden as hell lol

“Ma Jake! What do you mean we have to leave?!?!” Neytiri asks concerned, “with the scare that happened with the kids and the sky people causing so much damage… I just don’t want anything to happen…” Jake replies in a worried voice, “What are we going to do with Nezuko..?” Neytiri asks, “we’re bringing her with us… she won’t be safe here and we can’t risk the sky people getting her… who knows what would happen if someone hurt her…” he replies. Neytiri nods and they come up with a plan.

Soon it comes time to tell their kids and Nezuko…

“Sir what do you mean we have to leave..?” Neteyam asks in confusion.

“It’s too dangerous to stay in the forest, and with the threat that the sky people will not stop until we’re all dead… we have to leave and seek Uturu someplace far far away from here…” Jake replies.

“What about Nezuko! We can’t just abandon her here! She’s one of the people as well! And what about Spider?? Not to mention we’ll be leaving everything behind!!” Lo’ak says in a slight rage at the news.

“We’ll be bringing Nezuko with us… and we will adapt no matter what, now this is final! So go pack your most important items so we can leave when it’s time!” Jake replies.

“I can come with you’s..?” Nezuko says happily.

“Yes, you are coming with us, you can either ride your Ikran or ride with Kiri” Neytiri replies with a smile.

“Yay! Nezuko is coming with us!!” Tuk says, the fact making her happy.

They continued talking about this for a while…

That’s the end of this chapter! I hope you liked it! Have a great day guy’s!

I feel like those aren’t the only reasons why Tim is believed to be a vampire, but honestly it would be funnier if those were the reasons!

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

Immortal Hiccup au pt 1 and 2

Hiccup was born about 1000 years before the events of his original birth. Having a power to change his age and appearance to suit what is better in his opinion.

He has been around dragons for most of his time on this earth, they had much more time to be on earth then humans did. Hiccup learnt how to understand most dragons within his first 50 years on earth since they had seen him as something not so human which is fair in his opinion. He learnt that dragons could live up to Thor knows how long due to hearing that a dragon has been alive since what the dragons called the giant lizard era. Though sadly that dragon is not around anymore due to humans, a shame really he would of loved to know more about the giant lizard era. (Dragons in this au are cousins to what would later become dinosaurs and todays mammals and reptiles)

Hiccup managed to be on berk during the time his cannon mother was supposed to give birth in the form of a 5 year old due to him preferring this form. Anyways Valka gave birth to a girl that looks like Stoick.

5 years have passed and hiccup finds Berk fascinating because of everything that has happened to the villagers and the village. So he made the woods his home.

Hiccup decided to go into the village one day since he was bored and didn’t want to explore the forest since he knows it all to well now. He walked into the village in his 5 year old form getting a few stares from people until he bumps into Stoick, now to Stoick Hiccup looks a lot like valka but with his own eye colour. Being that this was really weird to the chief he asked hiccup who’s child he was. Hiccup not having parents for over 900+ years had said he had none, Stoick told hiccup to follow him and hiccup followed without questions due to still being bored.

Stoick brought Hiccup to his house to let Valka see him. Valka was shocked seeing a boy who looked her daughters age that looked nearly the same as her but with freckles and Stoicks eyes.

After the shock died down Valka asked if hiccup had parents, but hiccup gave her the same answer as he had given Stoick before.

Skip 10 years to cannon events Hiccup is a haddock now and Valka left when she was carried off by a raid 9 years prior.

I will leave this chapter here as to have abit more suspense for chapter two :)

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Chapter 2

The night was the one he would shoot Toothless down on. Being nearly the same as cannon but the difference being Hiccup could understand Toothless. Skip to when hiccup finds Toothless in the cove after the first meet.

“A new dragon type” Hiccup whispered to himself slightly to loud gaining the dragons attention. He had decided to give Toothless the fish he brought for him. Still being giddy about a new dragon type hiccup watches toothless for the day after the fish thing in the original movie.

Skip to right after the fight with the red death, due to not needing to change much about anything else for the plot.

They are sitting in hiccups room talking about things when hiccup asks toothless about basic information like what toothlesses age is and if he has a mate since it’s completely slipped hiccups mind to ask before.

“I’m not a very seasoned night fury age wise I guess, I mean I’m only something like 1100 years old” Toothless explained to hiccup with a smile.

“So what about you how old are you Hiccup?”

Not expecting anything substantial for a human he was suprized.

“Funny thing Toothless i myself am about 1000 years old due to being immortal” Suprize fading Toothless is now hellbent on knowing more about his human.

So this is the end of the chapter. I’m thinking of making this full on Toothcup instead of just having them as best friends. Plus I enjoy the ship.

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.