REBLOG If You Have Amazing, Talented WRITER Friends.

This is not going to be apart of the sagau I’ve already made sadly, because it clashes with themes I want to write but have this au thing of an au lol

So the idea is: y/n, Aether and Paimon get dropped off with Thoma and end up being granted access to the first island before going on in the quests there, thing is when you finally find and confront Ei on the next, she has a figurine in her hand that’s painted, “oh fuck!” You say before cowardly hiding behind Aether in the kimono that Thoma bought you, Ei looks at you then panics before bowing after recognising you… “what brings you here all knowing one? And why are you against me..?” She says stopping her bow, everyone there turns to look at you surprised, “Shogun it’s been 200 years… don’t call me that anymore!!” You say quicker than you would have liked, “that doesn’t explain why you’re here and with the enemy of eternity…!” She replied starting to show a cold fury… “Shogun! If I was able to let something like this slide I wouldn’t! You cannot continue the vision hunt decree! Don’t you know the suffering it is causing!?!?!?!!” You say starting to get pissed off, you were fed up with the vision hunt now more then when you played through it in the game… “I challenge you to a duel! When I win you stop this madness and open the boarders of your nation again!” You say going towards her, the traveler tries to stop you with Paimons help but you shrug him off, “so be it..!!” She says getting out her katana, you end up grabbing a katana as well, you two circle each other before you go in, then it all ended with Ei on the ground blacked out, you barely hit her and this was the result… you grabbed out a fan after putting the katana back, everyone stared at you in complete shock, “Wahhh!!!” Paimon exclaimed in astonishment, “y-y/n?!?!?! Wha-how did you do that so easily! You made it seem like nothing!” Traveler said still overwhelmed and shocked by the situation, “ah… guess I wasn’t holding back enough? Oops!” You say before giggling nervously behind your fan.

When Ei woke up she felt as if she were a dead walking incarnate, to say she felt bad was an understatement, “as to the terms of the Duel Ei.. I have won therefore until I inevitably die or until your region falls under a new ruler, you will cease the vision hunt decree and open your borders to allow more people from overseas access to your nation and to allow your people to leave your region. Correct?” You state as formally as possible, she nods in understanding, “Alright who wants me to make some desserts? I have some I haven’t had in quite a while so I thought this is the perfect occasion don’t you think?” You say cheerfully, everyone there nods in excitement…

That’s how you ended the trouble in Ei’s nation and also ended up accidentally making everyone have a dessert coma while having left over desserts…

Let’s just say Venti got to try all the desserts while you gave Xiao 20 plates worth of almond tofu lol.

So I hope you liked this if you’re still reading! Have a lovely day!!

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

This one might as well be apart of my story and it’s basically guaranteed to be the case but here’s the thing…

It’s 201 years before traveler wakes up and starts his journey….

Y/n arrives at Fontaine, and you know what ends up happening? She ends up trying to adopt all the melusines, yeah let’s just say Neuvillette and Focalors weren’t very happy… here’s what went down…

Neuvillette: do you know why you’re in the court today?

Y/n: no-

Focalor: you are here because you tried to adopt the Melusines…

Y/n: true-

Focalor: and you tried to physically fight Neuvillette for custody….

Y/n: maybe-

Focalors: you are hereby banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

Neuvillette: wait she’ll be dead by then-

Focalors: yes that’s the idea-

Y/n: ‘I’m going to keep my mouth shut now’

Focalors: someone please drop this woman off at the borders!

And so y/n got banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

201 years later when Traveler is in court for some reason, y/n bursts through the fucking door…

Y/n: I’m back bitches~!

Focalors: oh fuck yes someone entertaining!

Neuvillette: oh shit she’s back…

Y/n: did you miss me~!!

Focalors: I’m really happy to see you y/n! Sorry for banning you from Fontaine for 200 years!

Y/n: it’s fine I shouldn’t have tried to adopt the Melusines, or try to fight Neuvillette…

Paimon: wAIT WHAT?!?!??!!

Traveler: first everything that’s already happened… now this shit…

Neuvillette on the verge of a panic attack: celestia please no! Just noooo!!!!

Yeah that was a day no one that witnessed it could forget, oh yeah Xiao and Venti were watching both baffled and amazed at this…

Lol that’s the whole thing! Might rewrite this at a later date when I actually get to this part of the actual story! Have a great day!

Qualms and ferocity

Chapter 3, the hunt and the sound of the main characters…

“Normal speaking” & “*Dino speak*”

Time skip to the next week.

Lily’s POV

“And this is the velociraptor paddock-” Hammond said before getting cut off.

“Can you show me the small one you’ve talked about grandpa?” Tim asked gleefully.

“Yeah grandfather, you said you introduced her to the others?” Lex said uncertainly.

“One: what the, you have raptors, and two: there’s no evidence that raptors would ever accept offspring unrelated to them or even that they wouldn’t immediately kill them!” Alan says.

“Is the baby alright?” Both Ian and Ellie say at the same time.

“We can check up on her but rest assured she’s fine, I’ll get her now” I heard Hammond say before I hear footsteps coming to the door.

“*Welp, can you go tell the others I’m going to be gone for a while Boa?*” I asked Boa who was tasked by ‘Alpha’ to watch me.

“*Sure Lily, but remember not to get caught*” Boa said before leaving.

‘I’m kind of glad that they can’t really understand human’s, if they did I would not be allowed to be alone… the pack has taken me in and I’m grateful but they also don’t trust the humans and are aggressive with them coming anywhere near to one of them let alone me… I pray this could happen forever but I know what happens soon…’ I think before going to the door to wait.

Soon the door is opened gently and I trill softly before getting picked up by Hammond.

“Lily darling, it’s time for you to meet my grandchildren and some guests of the park, aren’t you as sweet as always” he says as I nuzzle his arm gently as I’m held like a cat.

“Everyone meet-” Hammond try’s to get out before getting interrupted.

“It’s a real baby velociraptor?!?! Can I hold her??” Ellie practically squeals out making grabby hands.

“She managed to survive with the adults?” Alan said astonished.

“Yes yes, you can hold her, and yes she has managed to become the pack’s little Matriarch, they absolutely adore her as do me and Dr Wu” Hammond replied to both of them as he handed me over to Ellie.

“She’s absolutely remarkable, are all of them like her?” Ian asks with intrigue.

“Ellie can I hold her next?” Lex asked as Tim stared at me.

“Sadly only her and very few of the herbivores are like this, we originally thought she would grow out of it but it’s been years and she’s still so sweet and she will go out of her way to make sure humans are alright around her, she’s even stopped a few attacks” Hammond replies to Ian.

“Sure lex, why don’t you come hold her now?” Ellie says sweetly to Lex.

“Thank you Ellie!” Lex says before taking me from Ellie gently.

“Do all of the velociraptors look like her?” Alan asks after being silent for a while.

“No, she was the first to be hatched and at the time we weren’t as advanced as we are now so things changed her, she cannot be replicated and we aren’t even sure how she hatched or is able to grow at this rate” Hammond replied making everyone startle slightly.

“She was the first?!” Alan says amazed but questions still stood.

“We can get to that later, let’s get onto the tour! Lily will be coming with us since she needs time out of her paddock” Hammond replied before continuing the tour.

The end of this chapter! Have a lovely day~!

I feel like if I were to go to a sagau for Genshin I would be watching all my cats be treated like royalty as I just sit unnoticed in the background

Oh fuck, so I just started a quest in fontain… Istg the characters are becoming self aware and I’m both happy and fucking terrified!

Also, oh the fic ideas are coming to me lol!

Thank you for tagging me in this Fable! It looks fun!

Last song - Judas by Lady Gaga

Fav colour - purple

Currently watching - Fionna and Cake

Last movie - How to train your dragon 3

Sweet/savoury/salty - savoury :)

Relationship status - single

Current obsessions - Genshin ;)

No pressure to anyone :)!

I was tagged by @cat-dragoness, but the reblog chain was getting long, so new post!

Last song: I haven't actually listened to anything yet today. Last thing I listened to last night was Andrew Peterson's Light for the Lost Boy album, which is my current going-to-sleep music.

Favorite color: Blue or purple, depending on the day.

Currently watching: I've been on-and-off watching FMA Brotherhood, Leverage, Critical Role Campaign 2, Phineas and Ferb, and a Fairy Tail rewatch for a while now.

Last movie: North by Northwest, but that was back in July. Whoops.

Sweet/savory/spicy: Sweet, mostly? But also savory depending on my mood. Never spicy.

Relationship status: Happily single, but also crushing on my own characters and a little bit on Quincy Morris.

Current obsession: There's this book called Song of the Selkies that came out a couple weeks ago, and I read it pre-release, and I only just this week managed to think about anything else.

Last thing googled: How to make a circle cape. Hobby Lobby has fleece on sale, and I've been thinking for a while about making the cape equivalent of my favorite fleece jackets, and I am So Tempted.

Tagging @as-dreamers-do, @invisiblewashboard, and @o-lei-o-lai-o-lord (and whoever else wants to do this).

I posted chapter two of Qualms and Ferocity on Ao3!

This is actually based on something that just happened irl! But I’m changing it abit to fit my personal plot!

Y/n having a conversation with Childe and Zhongli: I can recommend some books for it!

Zhongli: we all know I don’t read that stuff.

Childe: we can change that-

Venti walks In followed by a flushed Xiao

Venti: y/n has large tits, we could always take a pale and use that to milk y/n-

Zhongli absolutely mortified: what-

Childe laughing his ass off

Xiao: please-

Y/n: what the hell-

Y/n: I think you’ve drank to much boys…

They both frowned and left the room

Zhongli: I’m way to sober for this *grabs the unconscious Ajax and goes to his room*

Yeah that’s what happens in this one!

I changed it quite a bit due to wanting it to fit said characters lol, anyways have a great day~!

Another thing that may as well be fully apart of my sagau Genshin fic lol! Enjoy~!

Y/n contrary to popular belief due to the never ending mora pouch and her working at angels share for a bit, actually does have a job that rarely needs her as often as before, she’s a commission writer but also writes original work, she goes by ‘Fanon Queenie’ for her pen-name, everyone in Teyvat if they aren’t isolated from the world completely and are over the age of 12 has at least read one of her books due to the massive amount of content she has covered in her original writings, anything commissioned to her usually only gets one copy, unless it’s specifically ordered as a multiple copy order, here’s a small scenario…

Diluc: I’ve been trying to get into contact with a writer to get something written for Klee, I would like something that she would enjoy…

Charles: which writer were you thinking of Master Diluc?

Diluc: Fanon Queenie, she has written a lot of good books in her years, I heard she takes commissions but also there’s nearly no way to contact her…

Y/n nearly choking in the background…

Y/n: Master Diluc, please come upstairs with me…

Diluc: sure?

Y/n quietly: I can get you that book from Fanon Queenie, she owes me a couple of favours so it’s cool…

Diluc: what? Wait you know the true identity of Fanon Queenie??

Y/n: yes what about it?

Diluc: I respect them not wanting more then five people to know who they truly are, but to know that you’ve met them and they owe you favours is unexpected completely…

Y/n: …. So do you want the book or not?

Diluc: yes greatly!

Y/n: okay and it’ll be made for kids, how many copies would you want?

Diluc: only the one is needed y/n.

Y/n: okay it’ll be with you probably within the next two or three months…

2-3 months later he had a beautiful and authentic Fanon Queenie original book for Klee, he was truly amazed, it had the official Fanon Queenie seal on the book… he was amazed and thanked you often for it in private or when the bar was quiet.