Another Thing That May As Well Be Fully Apart Of My Sagau Genshin Fic Lol! Enjoy~!

This is not going to be apart of the sagau I’ve already made sadly, because it clashes with themes I want to write but have this au thing of an au lol

So the idea is: y/n, Aether and Paimon get dropped off with Thoma and end up being granted access to the first island before going on in the quests there, thing is when you finally find and confront Ei on the next, she has a figurine in her hand that’s painted, “oh fuck!” You say before cowardly hiding behind Aether in the kimono that Thoma bought you, Ei looks at you then panics before bowing after recognising you… “what brings you here all knowing one? And why are you against me..?” She says stopping her bow, everyone there turns to look at you surprised, “Shogun it’s been 200 years… don’t call me that anymore!!” You say quicker than you would have liked, “that doesn’t explain why you’re here and with the enemy of eternity…!” She replied starting to show a cold fury… “Shogun! If I was able to let something like this slide I wouldn’t! You cannot continue the vision hunt decree! Don’t you know the suffering it is causing!?!?!?!!” You say starting to get pissed off, you were fed up with the vision hunt now more then when you played through it in the game… “I challenge you to a duel! When I win you stop this madness and open the boarders of your nation again!” You say going towards her, the traveler tries to stop you with Paimons help but you shrug him off, “so be it..!!” She says getting out her katana, you end up grabbing a katana as well, you two circle each other before you go in, then it all ended with Ei on the ground blacked out, you barely hit her and this was the result… you grabbed out a fan after putting the katana back, everyone stared at you in complete shock, “Wahhh!!!” Paimon exclaimed in astonishment, “y-y/n?!?!?! Wha-how did you do that so easily! You made it seem like nothing!” Traveler said still overwhelmed and shocked by the situation, “ah… guess I wasn’t holding back enough? Oops!” You say before giggling nervously behind your fan.

When Ei woke up she felt as if she were a dead walking incarnate, to say she felt bad was an understatement, “as to the terms of the Duel Ei.. I have won therefore until I inevitably die or until your region falls under a new ruler, you will cease the vision hunt decree and open your borders to allow more people from overseas access to your nation and to allow your people to leave your region. Correct?” You state as formally as possible, she nods in understanding, “Alright who wants me to make some desserts? I have some I haven’t had in quite a while so I thought this is the perfect occasion don’t you think?” You say cheerfully, everyone there nods in excitement…

That’s how you ended the trouble in Ei’s nation and also ended up accidentally making everyone have a dessert coma while having left over desserts…

Let’s just say Venti got to try all the desserts while you gave Xiao 20 plates worth of almond tofu lol.

So I hope you liked this if you’re still reading! Have a lovely day!!

Would anyone want a shitty sagau? Because I have one that isn’t done yet and I plan to make it juicy, thing is I never originally planned to post it on tumblr, but honestly I really want to now!

It already has like 9 or 10 parts btw!

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 3&4

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It was now night time and you sneakily followed Venti into Vanessa’s cell, you sat on the other side of Vanessa smiling shyly, you let them do the cannon dialogue while watching the guards incase something happens earlier than expected, you thankfully still had the extra six apples you didn’t eat in your pocket (think unlimited storage dimension), so you also handed her an apple when you heard Venti offering to be her friend, you continued watching over them until it was time for Venti to take the two of you away to wait… in that time you decided to try some stuff out with Venti, I mean you two were out in a field before sunrise and were alone anyway, “Hey Venti I’m going to try something okay?” You say, Venti nodded slowly, you backed up and concentrated on something, suddenly it payed off when beautiful pale purple wings appeared out of your back, “eek! It worked yes!!” You say happily, Venti just looked at you in confusion and awe, “h-how?!?!” He asked dumbfounded, “I think I should tell you something…” you said becoming nervous, “what is it..?” He asked while raising an eyebrow, “so how do I say this… I’m from a different universe i guess and I got transported into this one and randomly got powers?” You said slowly waiting for a reaction, Venti’s eyes widened after it all settled in… “so you’re an archon..?” He asked seriously, “I don’t think so- but I am definitely immortal, from what I know…” you replied waiting for another response, “ah- okay? I don’t know what to think of this but I guess I should also tell- or well show you something…” he said slowly still processing, suddenly he changes into his archon form, his wings looked pure white and oh so soft, you stared at them for a while before he spoke up, “y/n I’m the Anemo Archon… Barbatos…” he says slightly flushed at the way you looked at his wings like they were the most precious thing in the world, “what’s an archon? And what do you mean you’re one and the anemo one?” You asked making sure he thinks you have 0 knowledge of this world besides mainly him… “an archon is a god… which means I’m Barbatos the god of anemo, or I guess wind…” he replied softly, “oh! That makes sense then, thank you for explaining that Venti!” You reply kindly, ‘she’s not treating me differently… I’ll stay with her as long as possible!’ Venti thought smiling softly while still flustered, the sun starts rising and so you put your wings away, Venti seeing your wings disappear changes back into his non-archon form, you were great full that your corset and dress somehow were fine after the whole having wings appear and disappear, now you just had to wait for cannon to happen….

You were both in the stands of the arena, you knew what would happen but Venti didn’t… then it started, in a matter of two minutes Venti and Vanessa defeated the dragon, you were in awe, you summoned your own wings and flew down to Vanessa hugging her, she hugged you back while Venti dealt with the noble’s, people were happy, you were happy to see this actually happen… you forgot no one besides Venti and Vanessa truly knew you existed… “y/n… are you also an archon..?!” Vanessa asked suddenly, which in turn caused you to pause, “n-no I’m not… I’m just someone with wings…” you replied looking away slightly while flushing in embarrassment, “okay…” she replied.

And so that day was set in history as a story that would get told for generations… you stayed with Venti until he went back into slumber some years after Vanessa passed, you honestly missed her, she truly was a great friend, you made sure you weren’t put into any form of the story’s telling while Vanessa was alive… you had things you wanted to do until Venti was back…

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You decided to start a journey after Venti fell into slumber, “I should go to Liyue and befriend Morax…” you mumbled settling on that, and so you went, sure you encountered hilichurls and slimes but they were easy to deal with as the slimes died to one slash and the hilichurls just left you alone fully.

“Finally! I’m here” you muttered happily, ‘wait am I able to sense Morax or?’ You thought, ‘no before anything else I need to get one of the waypoints so I can teleport here first’ you thought, and so you found the waypoint and added it to your list so you could teleport instead, ‘let’s try this!’ You thought before concentrating on finding Morax, ‘AHAH! There he is!’ You thought before running into the direction he was in, thankfully he was closeish, as you rounded a corner into a small patch of grass land you spotted him, and… Xiao, ‘okay two birds with one stone then, let’s befriend them both!’ You thought before running towards them both, Xiao spots you easily and draws out his weapon ready to attack, Morax just looks at you after seeing Xiao looking at your direction, Morax put his hand up to stop Xiao from attacking you as you reached them both, “hiya!” You say while looking up at them both, they just stared back for a minute, “Hello… do I know you mortal-” Xiao said after taking in your features, “you look like someone one of my old friends had been talking about…” Morax said while he looked confused, “ah I’m y/n! And now you know me sir, also who is your friend other sir?” You said, “he’s a bard over in Mondstadt who plays a lyre…” Morax replied, Xiao is just staring at you intently, “oh! I do know him” you replied calmly, Morax looked at you with a pleased smile adorning his lips, “ah so I assume you already know who I am?” He asked calmly while still smiling, “yeah and it’s lovely to meet you Morax… and Xiao” you said with a small bow and a bright smile, “ah, so you truly do know… it’s lovely to meet you as well… Y/n, the immortal…” he said smiling wider, “and don’t worry me and Xiao are the only two people besides Barbatos that knows your title…” he added, “w-wait, this is Lady Y/n?” Xiao said which made you giggle a bit, “well now that we’ve met, I would love to become friends with the both of you!” You say giddily, “I would like that to…” Morax said with a smile still present, Xiao just nodded while looking away with a flushed face due to your cuteness, and so you became friends with the two, now all you needed was a permanent home to live in…

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Parts 3&4~!

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

This is something else that just happened irl and it’s not a skit for Genshin!!

Mom: pumpkin can you come in here please?

Me: I just sat down so no

Mom: please pumpkin I need help

Me opening the door: oh you need help with that-

Mom: yes please

Me getting up and only just seeing my mom’s partner: well *partners name* can help instead!

Mom: no he can’t-

Moms partner walking into her room: I’ll help you if you help me

Me just giggling while going back to sit down: ah I have got to write this-

Moms partner muffled: *slightly muffled noises and fake words before he just ends talking with my mother*

Me: okay then

And then more chaos followed lol!

Yeah not genshin related but I hope you liked this lol! Have a great day!!

Thank you for tagging me in this Fable! It looks fun!

Last song - Judas by Lady Gaga

Fav colour - purple

Currently watching - Fionna and Cake

Last movie - How to train your dragon 3

Sweet/savoury/salty - savoury :)

Relationship status - single

Current obsessions - Genshin ;)

No pressure to anyone :)!

I was tagged by @cat-dragoness, but the reblog chain was getting long, so new post!

Last song: I haven't actually listened to anything yet today. Last thing I listened to last night was Andrew Peterson's Light for the Lost Boy album, which is my current going-to-sleep music.

Favorite color: Blue or purple, depending on the day.

Currently watching: I've been on-and-off watching FMA Brotherhood, Leverage, Critical Role Campaign 2, Phineas and Ferb, and a Fairy Tail rewatch for a while now.

Last movie: North by Northwest, but that was back in July. Whoops.

Sweet/savory/spicy: Sweet, mostly? But also savory depending on my mood. Never spicy.

Relationship status: Happily single, but also crushing on my own characters and a little bit on Quincy Morris.

Current obsession: There's this book called Song of the Selkies that came out a couple weeks ago, and I read it pre-release, and I only just this week managed to think about anything else.

Last thing googled: How to make a circle cape. Hobby Lobby has fleece on sale, and I've been thinking for a while about making the cape equivalent of my favorite fleece jackets, and I am So Tempted.

Tagging @as-dreamers-do, @invisiblewashboard, and @o-lei-o-lai-o-lord (and whoever else wants to do this).

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Warning for people, this contains stuff besides swearing that you may find uncomfortable to read about!

So I’ve just today remembered that periods exist, and since mine is decently irregular I was thinking about y/n’s first period since being in Teyvat… well this is the prompt lol.

Y/n waking up both Zhongli and the boyfriends as well as Traveler and Paimon with a shrill scream…

Everyone rushing into her room to see a lot of blood on her bed…

Everyone fucking panics while Zhongli just stands in the doorway like ‘wtf this shouldn’t have this reaction it’s normal for women’

Zhongli: y/n why’re you panicking… you’re on your period- I thought this was normal for human women-

Xiao, Venti and Paimon: what?!?!?? This doesn’t seem normal!

Aether now sitting on the floor: oh yeah I forgot, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve had to deal with a girl on their period…

Y/n starting to cry from the faint cramps: I forgot that this could happen okay!!! It’s been fucking 500+ years! I haven’t had my period since isekaing into this damn world!!!

Everyone besides y/n: you know what we’re not going to question that right now…

Zhongli: I’ll get Ajax and go buy you some stuff- you four stay and comfort her-

Aether: me and Paimon have to head back to Inuzuma and finish up with the anti-raider shogun training, so those two will be with y/n…

Paimon: oh yeah! Paimon forgot about that!

Xiao: what do we do-

Y/n: I’m going to go clean myself and hopefully find something to dull the pain and something akin to a pad to aid me until Ajax and Zhongli are back-

Zhongli: good idea, I’ll try to be quick.

Venti: I still don’t know what’s happening but I feel like I should.

Xiao: I don’t know what’s happening either!!

Y/n: don’t worry… I’m fine but could you both get me pain medication from bubu pharmacy?

Xiao and Venti: sure!

And so everyone left y/n in the house to get situated…

‘I’m so embarrassed!! I wonder if I could just snap my fingers and my bed/sheets will be clean…’ y/n thought, and so she tried and it didn’t work properly, she should of taken the sheets off first is all I’m saying…

Yeah she just ended up bathing and by the time she was done Zhongli, Ajax and the boyfriends were back with the stuff you needed thankfully…

Sorry if this was shitty, I’m overly tired, more so than I should be- anyways have a lovely day Huns!

Would anyone want the Nezuko in avatar TWOW story I made? I understand this is also on my Wattpad and Ao3 account but I want to see if people would like to read it here?