This
Imagine if reader decides to teach the aranara some swear words đ
Would be especially funny in sagau (imposter ver), just imagine the archons, except for Nahida, trying to find you but ending up dealing with very angry walking cabbages who cuss every 2 sentences
Venti: "Please! We just want to visit their Excellency-"
Arama: "Big nara, Arama suggests that nara shuts his goofy ass up before Arama kicks his ass all the way back to Sarva :]"
Chapter two
Readers POV
âStoick? You wanted me for something..?â I asked confused.
âFollow, weâll talk at the hut with ValkaâŚâ he said before walking off.
âAh, oki dokiâ I replied while following him.
âY/n sit down, I wanted to ask about your pastâ Valka says after Stoick and I got inside the hut.
âWhat parts of it..?â I asked starting to panic.
âWhere did you come from..? You arenât from anywhere near Berk and you donât seem to be interested in hunting dragonsâŚâ Valka stated.
âOh! Well Iâm from outside the archipelago, I used to live in a village where the few dragons there were wouldnât bother usâŚâ I replied not wanting to say the truth.
âSo you lived without dragons raiding your village?â Valka asked as Stoick was listening in the background.
âThat is correct, I havenât dealt with dragons attacking before living hereâŚâ I replied.
âIf only that was the case for BerkâŚâ Stoick added thoughtfully.
âIt might be in the future if weâre lucky..?â I stated.
âI would like to ask you also about who taught you to cook?â Valka asked changing the subject.
âOh, I learnt from the books my old village had of recipes from other parts of the world, sometimes I would even buy some from traders that would sell to the villageâ I replied.
âWhat made you leave..?â Stoick asked confused.
âThere was a war about to break out so I set out and leftâŚâ I replied not wanting to say the truth again.
âIâm glad you got out of there Y/n, otherwise we wouldnât have met youâ Valka says with a smile.
âIâm glad I met you guysâ I replied with a smile of my own.
âIâm also wondering if you ever had a husband Y/nâ Valka said.
âThat do I as wellâ Stoick says.
âNope, why?â I responded confused.
âI and Stoick would like to have you as our thirdâ Valka says while Stoick nods.
âEHHHH?!??!!?! What do you mean?!?!!?â I asked.
âBecome our wifeâ Valka reiterated.
âWhat in the- Iâm so happy but also so confused- wait why is canon changing?!? Iâm fine with it but still!â I thought.
âWell, what do you think?â Stoick asked staring at me with⌠hope?
âSure!â I squeaked out.
âCome! We must tell the village!â Valka says while dragging me.
I'm trying to prove something.
Might fuck around and start posting for 2 fandoms that donât have their plots out for all to see~!
âŚaka Iâll be posting fanfics of something that someone I know wrote because I love their stories already!
Credits to the au & who made it in part one
Just watched the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie, and I gotta say it was awesome!
âThe âMatriarchâ was one of the first dinosaurs that Hammond created⌠she has been around the longest and was the first surviving dinosaur⌠but she is not normal compared to others of her species⌠sheâs the only reason that the death tolls caused by other dinosaurs has been so low⌠they respect her, but no one knows whyâŚâ -Dr Wu
My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
heeppy hoolida
Boop. my little gnarp gnarp
Should I bring my Katsuki in avatar fanfic here? I just updated it today but also idk if anyone wants it
A weird woman with random free time, I grew up with a lot of dinosaur media and will rant about dinosaurs if given the chance~!
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