Modern EPIC The Musical & Percy Jackson Crossover Au But Twitter Part Three

This is something else that just happened irl and it’s not a skit for Genshin!!

Mom: pumpkin can you come in here please?

Me: I just sat down so no

Mom: please pumpkin I need help

Me opening the door: oh you need help with that-

Mom: yes please

Me getting up and only just seeing my mom’s partner: well *partners name* can help instead!

Mom: no he can’t-

Moms partner walking into her room: I’ll help you if you help me

Me just giggling while going back to sit down: ah I have got to write this-

Moms partner muffled: *slightly muffled noises and fake words before he just ends talking with my mother*

Me: okay then

And then more chaos followed lol!

Yeah not genshin related but I hope you liked this lol! Have a great day!!

This

Imagine if reader decides to teach the aranara some swear words 💀

Would be especially funny in sagau (imposter ver), just imagine the archons, except for Nahida, trying to find you but ending up dealing with very angry walking cabbages who cuss every 2 sentences

Venti: "Please! We just want to visit their Excellency-"

Arama: "Big nara, Arama suggests that nara shuts his goofy ass up before Arama kicks his ass all the way back to Sarva :]"

This one might as well be apart of my story and it’s basically guaranteed to be the case but here’s the thing…

It’s 201 years before traveler wakes up and starts his journey….

Y/n arrives at Fontaine, and you know what ends up happening? She ends up trying to adopt all the melusines, yeah let’s just say Neuvillette and Focalors weren’t very happy… here’s what went down…

Neuvillette: do you know why you’re in the court today?

Y/n: no-

Focalor: you are here because you tried to adopt the Melusines…

Y/n: true-

Focalor: and you tried to physically fight Neuvillette for custody….

Y/n: maybe-

Focalors: you are hereby banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

Neuvillette: wait she’ll be dead by then-

Focalors: yes that’s the idea-

Y/n: ‘I’m going to keep my mouth shut now’

Focalors: someone please drop this woman off at the borders!

And so y/n got banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

201 years later when Traveler is in court for some reason, y/n bursts through the fucking door…

Y/n: I’m back bitches~!

Focalors: oh fuck yes someone entertaining!

Neuvillette: oh shit she’s back…

Y/n: did you miss me~!!

Focalors: I’m really happy to see you y/n! Sorry for banning you from Fontaine for 200 years!

Y/n: it’s fine I shouldn’t have tried to adopt the Melusines, or try to fight Neuvillette…

Paimon: wAIT WHAT?!?!??!!

Traveler: first everything that’s already happened… now this shit…

Neuvillette on the verge of a panic attack: celestia please no! Just noooo!!!!

Yeah that was a day no one that witnessed it could forget, oh yeah Xiao and Venti were watching both baffled and amazed at this…

Lol that’s the whole thing! Might rewrite this at a later date when I actually get to this part of the actual story! Have a great day!

I feel like this should have been the pipeline for me but honestly I thought they were canon when I first saw the original movie in the theatres even after hiccstrid happened…

But also I was a small child at the time- I had 0 idea that it wasn’t true until the second movie came out…

Me in 2016: this isn’t a Hiccup/Toothless fic I swear! Me in 2018: all aboard the toothcup train 😈 Me now: huh, wonder who else has done this?

For some reason the only thing I can think of is, marvel and KC undercover being the same universe- like for some reason it makes sense that they could be in the same universe…

Like think about it, like what if they were, this would be an awesome thing to add to a marvel fanfic or a KC undercover fanfic!

It would work even better since in the movies Mj is played by Zendaya the same actor that plays KC!

Maybe I should write a one-shot for this- (feel free to write one as well :)!)

Btw this probably isn’t an original idea but I haven’t found fics with this as a thing yet so yeah-

Oh fuck, so I just started a quest in fontain… Istg the characters are becoming self aware and I’m both happy and fucking terrified!

Also, oh the fic ideas are coming to me lol!

God, I just wrote the first chapter after the prologue and I’m even invested in what I’m going to write to continue it lol

I know that I tend to go writing for a bunch of different fandoms and stuff… but would anyone want another Jurassic park/world story from me? Because I have this specific thing I want to write and am planning to! But I’m happy to not post it if no one wants it lol

Hehehehehe… also this will most likely be a story that starts either in the timeline of the original Jurassic park movie or before it~!

Nezuko in Avatar: TWOW ❤️

She was helping her brother one minute then burning the next… ‘At least that demon died… I’m sorry big brother….’ She thought before her suffering ended.

She woke up in a beautiful yet un-earthly garden. “Dear child I’m so sorry you had to die… I’ll send you somewhere you can live now… where nothing can kill you… and I’ll make sure you can eat normal food… it’s the least I can do for you my child… as well as grant you the ability to walk in the sun… you get to keep your ability’s as well… take care my child, remember my name for it is Eywa… goodbye” Eywa said then a light consumed Nezuko….

When she wasn’t blinded by the light she blinked a few times, “where am I?” She asks looking around in amazement, “shhh! The light came from here..” she hears a hushed male voice say, “are you sure this is where the light came from Lo’ak??” Another male voice said to the first one now dubbed Lo’ak, Nezuko quickly turned into a form that was her actual age, then she saw them… it was two big blue people things? She shook her head at her mind, “w-what?” The two boys say in unison looking at Nezuko, they then look at each other silently communicating, “u-umm can you tell me where I am please?” Nezuko says concerned, “ok so you’re on Pandora… also why are you here… you’re definitely a sky demon but you aren’t wearing what they usually wear… and how can you breathe without a mask??” the one who’s name hasn’t been said yet asked, “I’ve never heard of pandora before… I’m from Japan and this is normal clothing where I’m from… also what do you mean Sky demon?” Nezuko asked, “I don’t know what Japan is… Lo’ak let’s take her to dad…” the boy said, “for once I agree with you Neteyam… also I guess it’s nice to meet you Nezuko, I’m Lo’ak and that’s Neteyam….” Lo’ak says smiling a bit, then suddenly Nezuko was picked up by Neteyam, startling her and making her grip onto him with her claws accidentally coming out and digging into him but then she realises and puts them away, Neteyam hissed, “oh… sorry about that I didn’t mean to claw you…. I was just startled” Nezuko says making Neteyam look at her and smile, “ok let’s go and it’s ok Nezuko I don’t mind” Neteyam replied taking off Lo’ak following behind…

Once at the village people stared at the cute girl In Neteyams arms, he quickly found his father facing away from him talking to his mother in their Marui, his mother gasped causing his father to turn around, “Sir… this is Nezuko… we found her in a spot a bright light appeared…” Neteyam said and Lo’ak nodded, their father sighed, “Nezuko…. Why are you on pandora? And how are you without a mas-” they heard a gasp from the entrance, “who’s this??” A young girl asked while pulling an older girl and a normal human boy with her, “hi I’m Nezuko!” Nezuko says waving from where she was next to Neteyam and Jake, “wow- you’re pretty… anyways I’m Spider!” Spider says, “I agree with Spider, also I’m Kiri” Kiri says, this makes Nezuko blush, Neytiri looks at Jake, “I guess this is where that lovely lady sent me… I’m glad I get this second chance!” Nezuko says, this makes Kiri look at Nezuko and the others just smiled at her not really paying any attention, “did you get that lady’s name by chance??? You seem different and I want to confirm this” Kiri says making everyone in the hut besides Tuk look between her and Nezuko, “I think she said her name was Eywa…?” Nezuko replies making everyone besides Tuk freeze for a minute, “ok that confirms it! You aren’t one of the normal sky demons, you’re special…” Kiri says everything made sense to everyone except Nezuko and Tuk, “does this mean she can stay and be my friend?” Tuk says to Jake and Neytiri with Puppy dog eyes, “Ma Jake, I’m ok with it if you are” Neytiri says, “ok Nezuko you can stay, but you have to stay with one of us most of the time ok?” Jake says, “thank you! What should I call you?” Nezuko says, “just call me Jake, and you’re welcome” Jake replies and pets Nezukos head, “Ok Jake!” Nezuko says happily, “come with me and Tuk, Nezuko! We can dress you like a Navi if you want as well!!” Kiri says dragging Nezuko away.

It was now dinner time, everyone was around the fire, Nezuko was sat between Neteyam and Kiri, “your hair is so nice Nezuko!! It’s lovely to braid!” Kiri says while braiding Nezukos hair, “I guess it is!” Nezuko replied still staring at the food she was handed, “why aren’t you eating?” Neteyam asked Nezuko, “I don’t know.. I guess this isn’t normal for me…” Nezuko replies, she bit the bullet and took a bite, she could eat it!! “This is so good!!” She says not realising the whole Sully family(- Tuk) was looking at her concerned about what she said before starting to eat, they shook it off, “I’m glad you like the food Nezuko” Neytiri says smiling at her as Nezuko proceeds to stuff her face more until all her food is done, “thank you all for the food and also letting me stay with you’s!” Nezuko says, “it’s no problem at all! My kids will take you with them tomorrow as well so that you have company!” Neytiri says softly, Nezuko smiled more at that while suddenly hugging Neytiri who hugs back, Jake sees how happy Neytiri is, he knows this means she’s staying for good no matter what… at least the clan doesn’t mind Nezuko for some reason…

The end of this chapter! I just had to make this, I love this idea so much! Anyways have a lovely day bye!!

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Chapter two

After dinner they went back to their Marui, after arriving they all talked…

“Nezuko I have a question!” Tuk says while looking at Nezuko curiously, “what is it?” Nezuko replies, “why don’t you wear a mask like spider?” Tuk asks, this catches Nezuko off guard, “wait why is Spider wearing a mask in the first place? I’m still confused about him needing to…” she replied confused, “humans can’t breathe pandora’s air…” Jake replied, “oh well I guess I’m different?” Nezuko responded, “well I guess you are…” Jake says then mumbles to himself, Nezuko smiles at this, “your smile is so pretty Nezuko!” Tuk says squealing, “thank you Tuk” Nezuko replied smiling more, everyone besides Tuk became stunned for a moment at how blinding Nezukos smile is, “also why do you have pink eyes? And fangs?” Tuk says now confusing everyone who didn’t even notice beforehand, “wait why do you?” Neteyam says curious like the rest of his family, “I can explain but it’s a long story so I’ll give you the shortest answer for now which is; my eyes were still pink but a darker pink when I was born, so until about two to three years ago they still were but then something happened which caused my eyes to change to a lighter pink, it also caused me to have fangs and some other stuff…” Nezuko states with sadness threatening to set in, this silences the sullys, “that sounds like it was a difficult thing to deal with…” Lo’ak says staring at Nezuko with something that says he can’t help but feel as if he should understand even if he doesn’t… “oh, oh! Do you have any fun stories Nezuko?” Tuk says changing the subject, this perks Nezuko up, “what type of stories would you be interested in?” Nezuko asks now happy, “good idea Tuk! Just in time for your bedtime as well!” Jake says realising that it’s the time they all usually go to sleep, “I’m fine with a short story if it’s okay?” Nezuko says now looking at Neytiri and Jake, they smile and both nod. Everyone except Nezuko was in a position to fall asleep and so Nezuko started, “once a long time ago…”

That’s the end of this chapter I hope you enjoyed this chapter bye! Have a good day!

What type of interview though? Out and about? Studio place? Other? Because this could go multiple different ways that all seem funny

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?

Ohhh ok

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?