Ah yes another weird thing I guess!
Focalors no!!!
Neuvillette: miss do you know why you are presently in court and what crimes you have committed?
Y/n: yes’nt
Neuvillette: *sigh* you were found guilty for multiple offences and crimes, for instance: illegally entering private property, stealing from chests, disrespecting our archon statues-
Focalors: off with her head!
Everyone gasps in horror at that, Neuvillette turns white as a ghost.
Y/n just sits there blankly staring at Focalors.
Neuvillette: Focalors no!
Focalors: Focalors yes!
Before he could retort she created blades with water and swiftly cut of y/n’s head…
Everyone gasped and then it went silent as pink blood spilled like water from a creek…
Then laughter could be heard from the body as she reattached her head, she smiled still laughing.
Neuvillette: how?!?!
Y/n: It’s a secret!~
Y/n: anyways thanks for playing along Furina! I hope this entertained you!!
Focalors: you’re welcome y/n! It was funny seeing everyone’s faces! Especially the Traveler and that ginger who’s up next!~
Aether: y/n you bit-
Y/n: that’s my cue to leave bye!!!
Let’s say when Childe told Zhongli and the boyfriends what happened, the boyfriends had to physically restrain him from throwing a literal mountain at you….
Hoped y’all enjoyed this weird thing! Have a lovely day!
I'm trying to prove something.
Part 7
The flight to where they were going to seek uturu ended up taking longer than expected, which Nezuko took to hum songs her mother and brother used to sing with her, as well as letting Neytiri have Tuk fly with her when she wanted a break.
When they landed they were immediately surrounded by the Metkayina, the first to comment was a boy around Neteyam’s age.
“They call these tails?” He says and then he notices Nezuko… and then he gasps.
After Lo’ak greets Tsireya, the chief and Tsa’shik greet Jake and Neytiri…
“These children are not true Navi! And-” she says before noticing Nezuko next to Kiri.
“I used to be a sky person! I adapted! We will adapt!” Jake says not noticing Ronal staring intently at Nezuko.
“Why did you bring a sky demon here! Are you trying to bring even more dishonour to yourself!” Ronal practically seethed out.
All the Sullys freezed, having completely forgotten about Nezuko being unknown to the other clan’s. The Metkayina murmured in the background.
“She is not a demon! She was accepted by Eywa and guided to our family! If she was a demon she wouldn’t be standing with us!” Neytiri seethes back at Ronal.
Jake and Tonowari just have a silent conversation with their eyes while their wives quarrel.
“Hi Mrs Tsa’shik” Nezuko says nervously.
This makes Ronal stop and talk to her husband.
“We will grant Uturu for your family and the sky person Toruk Macto.” Tonowari says before going on to explain.
Now it’s just time to wait…
That’s the end~! Have a great day!
If anyone wants to send me requests please do! I’ll try to answer them and write to my best ability!
Part 10
The ceremony had started and the fake body was thrown down causing the chaos….
You decided to do something that probably would be seen as really bad-
First you ran away from the scene of the crime with the Traveler and Paimon when Ajax jumped in to save the three of you, and then shit mainly happened like cannon until the four of you meet up with Zhongli…
“You must be Zhongli from the funeral parlour!” Ajax said, “yes that is correct” Zhongli replied, “you….” Y/n said staring at Zhongli, “oh- hi y/n-” Zhongli replied getting confused looks from the other three in the room, “did you do as I said?” You asked, Zhongli nodded quickly, things happen like they should in this meeting…
the Liyue part of this story is not over! Have a lovely day bye!
Credits to the au & who made it in part one
:D!!
Hi! I was wondering if you could write another part for Otter creator! Like maybe them with Furina and Neuvillette having a tea party or something! (Possibly Wriothesley[?]!!), and they start realising more! (If Wriothesley’s there he should be oblivious for a bit!)
“Tea party, hooray!” It was easy to see that Furina was excited.
Because today was the day for your first REAL tea party. Not just locked in a room with her for a day.
And yes you meant a literal day. Like a whole ass day.
Anyway-
Her and Neuvillette were going to FINALLY take you to meet Wriothesley! Yay! It was just a date to take about some royal officiant bullshit you couldn’t bring yourself to care about, but as per usual, they refused to take you out of their sights.
So here you were, getting all dolled up in Lady Furina’s lap. A new bow tie, a fancier hat, and somehow Otter friendly makeup.
Where they found it? You don’t know. Did they make it? You’re 99.9% sure they had it commissioned. Do you look good with cate eye eyeliner? Hell yes.
You were now being carried in the Otter Pack™️ (a rather large and plush satchel that Neuvillette carried around, filled with lush blankets and pillows and only the FINEST toys for you to play with) with your head sticking out of the top, your fur freshly combed and oiled. Neuvillette’s fingers curled through what wasn’t covered by the hat.
Hell, you even had on some adorable golden and lapis embedded earrings - they wouldn’t dare pierce your ears for fear of hurting you and damaging your hearing.
People cooed at you in your Otter Pack™️ and you sucked that shit up, you were basically drowning in sparkles!~ All the while Furina and Neuvillette spoke above you.
“Are we sure we should bring mon preux chevalier? I mean, naturally we should share their beauty with the world but… in a place filled with criminals..?” Furina spoke in a hushed tone, not wanting you to hear her.
“I understand my Lady, but there is no one to trust to take care of them. Who will give them their favorite treats? Shine their coat? Scratch their tummy? No can do it the way we can, Lady Furina. Besides, we are here for only a Tea Party, it should only last around two hours with the matter we must discuss. Three hours at the latest.” Neuvillette replied. Though in truth, he had just as many issues with the whole situation.
It truly was a shame no one was as capable to take care of their darling Otter as them. *Dramatic sigh in French*
Arriving at the entrance to the Fortress of Meropide, the duo were ushered inside and directly into Wriothesley’s office.
“Lady Furina! Monsieur Neuvillette! How nice it is to have you in humble prison. Please, follow me.” Wriothesley smoothly opened the conversation, leading the duo to his tea table. Finally, he noticed the Otter Pack™️.
“*Ahem* I see we have a… guest?” Wriothesley mused. See he hadn’t been on the surface for a bit, and news travels slow beneath the waves, so had had no clue of the big hydro duo’s new friend.
“Yea. This is Le superviseur officiel du jury du palais de justice de Fontaine. La Loutre de l'Opéra Eclipse*.” Neuvillette responded curtly. You chittered happily at the title you had just been given as off the last trial held. And Wriothesley only sweated at the long title.
“I… see. Anyway, if we are ready to begin…” And with that you stopped listening.
You had been here for barely a few minutes and you were already bored. See, usually with Furina, something would be happening. Something spectacular! Or intriguing! Never had you seen her in such a… boring environment. Hell, you could tell she was bored but you supposed that being an Archon came with other bullshit jobs other than being pretty and revered.
You hopped out of the Otter Pack™️ and snuggled up in Neuvillette’s lap, and noticed the extra teacup in front of you. Chittering, you sniffed and licked at it, then curled up once more.
You were trying to hide your boredom, but seemed to be failing as you felt Neuvillette’s fingers comb through the fur on your back. You basically purred at the affection, before sighing. Furina turned to you and called out to you.
“Mon ange? Are you bored? Well I, Furina, have just the cure!~” She said in a sing-songy tune. After, she waved her hand and in a puff of hydro, Gentilhomme Usher, Surintendante Chevalmarin and Mademoiselle Crabaletta were summoned.
You jumped up, messing up your hat and allowing Neuvillette to fix it, before the four of you jumped up to play. The three swam around you in the air while you followed quickly on the floor, causing the three to laugh. Though, Neuvillette noticed something.
Now, already he and Furina noticed you were smarter than other Otters, being able to understand human speech. You could solve puzzles, and once you had even helped solve a rather hard case! But this was… something else.
Gentilhomme Usher, Surintendante Chevalmarin and Mademoiselle Crabaletta and even Singer of Many Waters could speak… kind of. They had their own little babbly language that only Furina could only understand sometimes, and even then it was rocky. That’s why they mostly acted out their wants and needs with over the top gestures… but you.
An otter.
Could understand them perfectly.
You weren’t the only otter they had been summoned around, but then those otter would run away or stay around in curiosity.
But you could understand everything.
You could understand what a god couldn’t.
And that’s when something inside the Dragon Sovereign clicked.
He had been an avid follower of The Creator. The one Above all. Listening gently to all their false promises of bringing his brethren back. If fixing this world of its problems. He would watch as they only cared for themselves. As they punished anyone who went against them. Punished the innocent. As they lavished in the foods and clothes and jewels bestowed upon them by their followers.
Yet the flowers wouldn’t bloom in their presence. The wind wouldn’t blow gently through their hair. The ground and earth wouldn’t stop its quakes. The water would calm its waves. The lightning wouldn’t slow its descent. The fires wouldn’t lower their flames. The ice wouldn’t smooth over and slow the snow.
In fact, flowers would wilt when around them. The wind would whip into windstorms and the earth would rumble with ferocity. Water would rise to heights uncharted and lightning would strike behind their heels. Flame would rise higher and higher and fill the air with ash and snow would turn to hail, ice turning to sharp points around them.
It was the opposite with their darling Otter. He knew something was… not quite right with them. They always had this feel about them.
The melusine would act weirdly about them. Giving them wider smiles and now that he was thinking about it truly… they seemed to always know what they wanted. Even the Clockwork Meka would bow in their presence. When they swam it was always as though the current would work with them, and fish and other creatures of the sea would always surround them, following behind them… almost like…
A veil.
A veil that matched the one their creator always had on in every art of them.
On any statue.
In any painting.
In any description in every book.
They always had a veil.
And glancing at their beloved otter?
Their blue tuff of fur? They lined their back? Combined with the flowing fabrics of their top hat?
Created a veil.
“Excuse me Wriothesley, me Lady Furina must go discuss something. Please keep an eye on ma moitié for us please.” Neuvillette spoke quickly, gently gripping Furina’s arm as she protested, and they both left the room.
You and the three summons looked at the closing office door, then at Wriothesley. He stared back.
“Uhm… hello there, little otter.”
You only chittered in response.
And as Neuvillette and Furina rounded a corner, the Sovereign pressed a hand to her complaining lips.
“My Lady, firstly, my sincerest apologies for dragging you out here. Secondly, I believe I have made a… shocking discovery about our ˈbābē…” Neuvillette’s voice was hushed, making Furina nervous.
“What.. what do you think you found..?” She asked.
“I believe… our darling Otter… is the true Creator…”
Hehehehe… How will Furina react to this knowledge? What with Neuvillette do with this information? And will Wriothesley ever get over seeing an Otter so close to his Archon? Tune in next week to find out!~
Anyway, I love this and where it’s going! I haven’t had to write any angst and I feel it coming now! Hehehe ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა
* The official Jury Supervisor of the Courthouse of Fontaine . The Otter of the Opera Eclipse
Does anyone want a Tiramisu recipe in December? I know I’m not a cooking blog or anything but I do have some recipes I’m more than happy to share with anyone who wants them, I can even make it a series if anyone honestly wants me to.
God, I just wrote the first chapter after the prologue and I’m even invested in what I’m going to write to continue it lol
I know that I tend to go writing for a bunch of different fandoms and stuff… but would anyone want another Jurassic park/world story from me? Because I have this specific thing I want to write and am planning to! But I’m happy to not post it if no one wants it lol
Hehehehehe… also this will most likely be a story that starts either in the timeline of the original Jurassic park movie or before it~!
Ah yes if y/n from my avatar x reader story were to teleport to Demon slayer.
“Oh for fucks sake I had to get attacked didn’t I?? At least I’m still alive” y/n said after getting shot protecting Tsu’tey, then falling into a portal and turning human, “oh cool I’m like this again!” Y/n said happily, then noticing something… “I’m in a kimono??” She says in awe of her beautiful dark pink and blue kimono, she then heard people running towards her…. She turned towards the people just to become shocked at what she sees…
“Miss are you alright? We saw you fall out of the sky… did a demon attack you?” Tanjiro asked sweetly before smelling the air, making him eye y/n, “I’m fine and I don’t know how to explain why I was falling out of the sky…” y/n says hoping his nose won’t smell her lie, but sadly she got caught out… “you are lying, you do know how and why you fell out of the sky… but you also aren’t a demon, so why did you fall out of the sky…?” Tanjiro says with Giyuu behind him just staring at y/n, “I got struck in battle trying to save a friend… instead of meeting my death I ended up here falling from the sky” y/n says with a sigh, “okay…” he says lowering his katana, “Caw Caw! Bring the lady who fell from the sky to master! Caw Caw!” A crow states, Giyuu sighs and grabs y/n’s hand pulling him with her….
Time skip to final battle!!
Muzan was about to die but it wasn’t without great loss… but y/n was there and prevented some of it…
Y/n turned into a deadly nadder, pining him to the ground shocking him enough for him to pause, y/n took her chance and fired all her shots at him, making him unable to do anything, making it easier for Tanjiro to kill Muzan, then it was all over forever…
I hope this wasn’t a bad oneshot, have a lovely day bye!!!!
I feel like this should have been the pipeline for me but honestly I thought they were canon when I first saw the original movie in the theatres even after hiccstrid happened…
But also I was a small child at the time- I had 0 idea that it wasn’t true until the second movie came out…
Me in 2016: this isn’t a Hiccup/Toothless fic I swear! Me in 2018: all aboard the toothcup train 😈 Me now: huh, wonder who else has done this?
A weird woman with random free time, I grew up with a lot of dinosaur media and will rant about dinosaurs if given the chance~!
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