I Wish Ya’ll Get The Motivation And Time, Cause I Certainly Won’t

Definitely not original but-

You get transported into the world of the last video game you played, how screwed are you?

I’ll go first: Beasts of Bermuda

It’s a dinosaur game so I’m screwed…

This one might as well be apart of my story and it’s basically guaranteed to be the case but here’s the thing…

It’s 201 years before traveler wakes up and starts his journey….

Y/n arrives at Fontaine, and you know what ends up happening? She ends up trying to adopt all the melusines, yeah let’s just say Neuvillette and Focalors weren’t very happy… here’s what went down…

Neuvillette: do you know why you’re in the court today?

Y/n: no-

Focalor: you are here because you tried to adopt the Melusines…

Y/n: true-

Focalor: and you tried to physically fight Neuvillette for custody….

Y/n: maybe-

Focalors: you are hereby banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

Neuvillette: wait she’ll be dead by then-

Focalors: yes that’s the idea-

Y/n: ‘I’m going to keep my mouth shut now’

Focalors: someone please drop this woman off at the borders!

And so y/n got banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

201 years later when Traveler is in court for some reason, y/n bursts through the fucking door…

Y/n: I’m back bitches~!

Focalors: oh fuck yes someone entertaining!

Neuvillette: oh shit she’s back…

Y/n: did you miss me~!!

Focalors: I’m really happy to see you y/n! Sorry for banning you from Fontaine for 200 years!

Y/n: it’s fine I shouldn’t have tried to adopt the Melusines, or try to fight Neuvillette…

Paimon: wAIT WHAT?!?!??!!

Traveler: first everything that’s already happened… now this shit…

Neuvillette on the verge of a panic attack: celestia please no! Just noooo!!!!

Yeah that was a day no one that witnessed it could forget, oh yeah Xiao and Venti were watching both baffled and amazed at this…

Lol that’s the whole thing! Might rewrite this at a later date when I actually get to this part of the actual story! Have a great day!

Would anyone want the Nezuko in avatar TWOW story I made? I understand this is also on my Wattpad and Ao3 account but I want to see if people would like to read it here?

What type of interview though? Out and about? Studio place? Other? Because this could go multiple different ways that all seem funny

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 3&4

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It was now night time and you sneakily followed Venti into Vanessa’s cell, you sat on the other side of Vanessa smiling shyly, you let them do the cannon dialogue while watching the guards incase something happens earlier than expected, you thankfully still had the extra six apples you didn’t eat in your pocket (think unlimited storage dimension), so you also handed her an apple when you heard Venti offering to be her friend, you continued watching over them until it was time for Venti to take the two of you away to wait… in that time you decided to try some stuff out with Venti, I mean you two were out in a field before sunrise and were alone anyway, “Hey Venti I’m going to try something okay?” You say, Venti nodded slowly, you backed up and concentrated on something, suddenly it payed off when beautiful pale purple wings appeared out of your back, “eek! It worked yes!!” You say happily, Venti just looked at you in confusion and awe, “h-how?!?!” He asked dumbfounded, “I think I should tell you something…” you said becoming nervous, “what is it..?” He asked while raising an eyebrow, “so how do I say this… I’m from a different universe i guess and I got transported into this one and randomly got powers?” You said slowly waiting for a reaction, Venti’s eyes widened after it all settled in… “so you’re an archon..?” He asked seriously, “I don’t think so- but I am definitely immortal, from what I know…” you replied waiting for another response, “ah- okay? I don’t know what to think of this but I guess I should also tell- or well show you something…” he said slowly still processing, suddenly he changes into his archon form, his wings looked pure white and oh so soft, you stared at them for a while before he spoke up, “y/n I’m the Anemo Archon… Barbatos…” he says slightly flushed at the way you looked at his wings like they were the most precious thing in the world, “what’s an archon? And what do you mean you’re one and the anemo one?” You asked making sure he thinks you have 0 knowledge of this world besides mainly him… “an archon is a god… which means I’m Barbatos the god of anemo, or I guess wind…” he replied softly, “oh! That makes sense then, thank you for explaining that Venti!” You reply kindly, ‘she’s not treating me differently… I’ll stay with her as long as possible!’ Venti thought smiling softly while still flustered, the sun starts rising and so you put your wings away, Venti seeing your wings disappear changes back into his non-archon form, you were great full that your corset and dress somehow were fine after the whole having wings appear and disappear, now you just had to wait for cannon to happen….

You were both in the stands of the arena, you knew what would happen but Venti didn’t… then it started, in a matter of two minutes Venti and Vanessa defeated the dragon, you were in awe, you summoned your own wings and flew down to Vanessa hugging her, she hugged you back while Venti dealt with the noble’s, people were happy, you were happy to see this actually happen… you forgot no one besides Venti and Vanessa truly knew you existed… “y/n… are you also an archon..?!” Vanessa asked suddenly, which in turn caused you to pause, “n-no I’m not… I’m just someone with wings…” you replied looking away slightly while flushing in embarrassment, “okay…” she replied.

And so that day was set in history as a story that would get told for generations… you stayed with Venti until he went back into slumber some years after Vanessa passed, you honestly missed her, she truly was a great friend, you made sure you weren’t put into any form of the story’s telling while Vanessa was alive… you had things you wanted to do until Venti was back…

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You decided to start a journey after Venti fell into slumber, “I should go to Liyue and befriend Morax…” you mumbled settling on that, and so you went, sure you encountered hilichurls and slimes but they were easy to deal with as the slimes died to one slash and the hilichurls just left you alone fully.

“Finally! I’m here” you muttered happily, ‘wait am I able to sense Morax or?’ You thought, ‘no before anything else I need to get one of the waypoints so I can teleport here first’ you thought, and so you found the waypoint and added it to your list so you could teleport instead, ‘let’s try this!’ You thought before concentrating on finding Morax, ‘AHAH! There he is!’ You thought before running into the direction he was in, thankfully he was closeish, as you rounded a corner into a small patch of grass land you spotted him, and… Xiao, ‘okay two birds with one stone then, let’s befriend them both!’ You thought before running towards them both, Xiao spots you easily and draws out his weapon ready to attack, Morax just looks at you after seeing Xiao looking at your direction, Morax put his hand up to stop Xiao from attacking you as you reached them both, “hiya!” You say while looking up at them both, they just stared back for a minute, “Hello… do I know you mortal-” Xiao said after taking in your features, “you look like someone one of my old friends had been talking about…” Morax said while he looked confused, “ah I’m y/n! And now you know me sir, also who is your friend other sir?” You said, “he’s a bard over in Mondstadt who plays a lyre…” Morax replied, Xiao is just staring at you intently, “oh! I do know him” you replied calmly, Morax looked at you with a pleased smile adorning his lips, “ah so I assume you already know who I am?” He asked calmly while still smiling, “yeah and it’s lovely to meet you Morax… and Xiao” you said with a small bow and a bright smile, “ah, so you truly do know… it’s lovely to meet you as well… Y/n, the immortal…” he said smiling wider, “and don’t worry me and Xiao are the only two people besides Barbatos that knows your title…” he added, “w-wait, this is Lady Y/n?” Xiao said which made you giggle a bit, “well now that we’ve met, I would love to become friends with the both of you!” You say giddily, “I would like that to…” Morax said with a smile still present, Xiao just nodded while looking away with a flushed face due to your cuteness, and so you became friends with the two, now all you needed was a permanent home to live in…

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Parts 3&4~!

No, if this is my job then I’m not going to survive equestria

Twitter au based on @kittenscookie Modern EPIC the musical & Percy Jackson crossover au :)! Please go check it out, the au is very fun ❤️

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Parts 5&6

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“Y/n now that we’re able to talk, where have you decided to settle in Teyvat?” Morax asked as the two of you walked around Liyue, with him in his human form, “honestly I haven’t yet Zhongli, I’m still trying to find a place to settle and get a place built…” you replied, “if you want I could always help, there’s some lovely places in Liyue that I can get built up into a lovely abode for you” Zhongli said before you both sat down at a tea house, “that would be lovely, but if I settle in Liyue it’ll be near the border of Mondstadt, since when Venti is back I’ll be able to visit easily” you replied with a small smile, “oh… that could very well be arranged y/n, but before that what tea and snacks should we get?” Zhongli says starting to smile more, “how about some Jasmine tea with a random snack they have? I’ve never had Liyue food before and you can never go wrong with Jasmine tea usually” you state which causes him to chuckle, and so he orders the Jasmine tea and a snack he thinks you will enjoy, and you two enjoyed your little tea break at the tea house together.

You finally found a pleasant location to want to build at, and so you put down a teleport way stone, then you teleported back to Liyue and set off to find Zhongli, “Zhongli!!! Xiao!!!” You shouted happily running at Zhongli and Xiao before tackling them both into a giant hug, you scared them both half to death, “y/n don’t do that!” Zhongli scolds while he and Xiao hug you back, “sorry! But I found a place to build! Come on I’ll show you!!” You said teleporting the three of you before letting go of the hug, “tada!” You said while they looked at the place flabbergasted, “in all my years in Teyvat I have never seen this area before…” Zhongli stated while Xiao nodded agreeing with him, “let’s go over some plans for this home then y/n…” Zhongli said.

It took a year for the people Zhongli hired to build the place but damn was it beautiful and functional, you had a fully working hot water and cold water system that you made to implement, and the fact there was like five bedrooms besides your own bedroom, the kitchen was massive and also had a proper oven and stove that you imagined into existence as well as electricity that only worked in this abode, there was even a giant living room with space for couches and stuff, it’s amazing what you and some builders could make in this universe, and the bathrooms were something you could die for, like damn, “thank you so much again Zhongli!” You said clinging to him, “again you’re welcome y/n, but remember our contract, I have freedom to visit whenever, as well as Xiao, so remember that” he said teasingly, you nodded happily, “remember that you both have your own rooms to stay in whenever you want as well Zhongli and Xiao, okay?” You said while letting go of Zhongli to cling onto Xiao, “s-sure” Xiao said softly, “I know y/n” Zhongli replied before heading back to Liyue via teleporter, and so you had a place of your own with people who visit as they please, Xiao stays at yours at least most of the time since the place calms him for some reason and he refuses to tell you why…

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It was now getting closer and closer to the canon when the game starts… it’s only a matter of time, ‘oh god I’ve heard news of Diluc being born already, what am I going to do..! I’ve never felt so conflicted before!!!’ You think while your head is buried into a plushy of Rex lapis, “I’m so glad that Xiao gifted me this for Christmas a couple years ago..” you said sniffling.

Suddenly you got an idea! ‘What if I help Traveler and Paimon… that would be a good thing, they would progress and I could step in as needed… wait which sibling would be the traveler in this timeline?? Oh shit! I really hope it’s Aether but it could be Lumine… oh shit what about Wanderer!? Oh shit i haven’t thought much on me being here and changing shit! Oh no, oh no! Wait calm down it’s fine… nothing will change…! Hopefully…’ you thought, suddenly Xiao walked into the living room with Almond Tofu, he sat next to you and offered the plate to you gently, you sniffled once more, “take one.. you look as though you need comfort…” he said urging you to take a piece, “Thank you Xiao… what would I do without you” you said before biting the almond tofu and devouring it, he nods and hums, you cuddled up to him which made him flinch slightly, he slowly hugged you after putting the plate of almond tofu on the coffee table.

That’s how Zhongli found the two of you cuddling on the couch cutely tangled up, he was happy to know Xiao had someone to rely on besides himself nowadays, it was truly something he saw as good.

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There’s part 5&6!

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