Taranza Deserves Better

JOKES ON YOU MY INTERNET IS SO POOR IT DIDN'T LOAD

AHAHHAHHAHHAH

When pearl clan found Ingo

Mans really just landed like that lmao-

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

oh FUCK

SECRETS OF THE MACHINE THEORY ABOUT GRANT COHEN (SPOILERS)

so me and my friends (which includes @doxxed0367) have been going feral over the new secrets of the machine game and we've been thinking about something as it relates to grant cohen and the lore...

...so as we know, riley wells' parents were killed in a car crash. the thing about this too is the fact that Gaskett, the car from the now-defunct Bendy mobile game, is used to represent the car that kill their parents. whats interesting to note about this can be seen in this twitter post from YEARS ago

now this hasn't ever really meant anything.... UNTIL NOW.

What if Grant Cohen killed Riley's parents?

now this wouldn't be outside of the realm of possibility. in fact, im a firm believer that this is the case considering that we see Gaskett in the game once you go through the whole sequence and get killed by it.

...BUT DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE THIS COULD MEAN?

let me pivot here for a moment and talk about Bertrum Piedmont. as we all know from the first game, Bertrum was turned into that machine boss fight once he entered the cycle. this means that, among becoming lost ones, people can become whole vehicles.

AND SO I RAISE YOU THIS:

THIS MEANS THAT NOT ONLY COULD GRANT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF RILEY'S PARENTS, BUT IT MEANS THAT WHEN HE ENTERED THE CYCLE, GRANT BECAME GASKETT.

GRANT "HE HAS MANGE" COHEN IS A FUCKING CAR

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MAKES THIS EVEN MORE DAMNING? DAGAMES CAME OUT WITH A LIFE IS A HIGHWAY REMIX OF BUILD UP OUR MACHINE.

GUESS WHO DAGAMES VOICES IN THE BENDY FRANCHISE?

GRANT COHEN!!!!!

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

The magic 8-ball

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

Studies of Bills I like!

And finally my own design on the far right (:

Thanks to @donniipao , @qoolk , @1spooky2me , @queep and @leox-un

Now l know the stars that sparkle in your eyes are guiding me to light

GOD DAMN

“Good Luck, Babe!”