When I First Found Out About Starlight Express It Took Me Way Too Long To Realize That Electra Wasn’t

“Lolllll English teachers read into everything like it’s not that deep bro”

I will bite your nose off. I will sink my teeth into the cartilage and tear. No one in your high school English class thought you were funny. No one thought you were clever when you snickered about “blue curtains” behind the underpaid teacher’s back. I would say you peaked in high school if not for the fact you actually peaked in middle school. You need to wake up. You weren’t cool in school, you’re not cool now. Devaluing the desperate but failed efforts your teachers made to teach you reading comprehension doesn’t make you look cool. You look so dumb right now, and I’m going to bite your nose off. How are you gonna turn up your nose to the work of writers when you don’t have one?

Ok guys pranks over it’s not funny anymore

Thank you Tumblr for blessing me with this completely unhinged thread that made me laugh so hard my lungs hurt, and it's associated reblogs and posts/extra funnies.

Today's Starlight Shitposts; Greaseball being introduced to the absolute insanity that is Greek Mythology and everybody else in the group has random chunks of knowledge surrounding this topic except him and he becomes increasingly exasperated.

@supersuburb-chix

This looks so bad 😭 it’s old AND unfinished (yikes)

At least I have an excuse to post it (I lowkey forgot about this)

*reaching my hand out and crawling like a dying man*

someone.... someone puhlessde.... Please draw ted... I need it... Aren't I you guys favorite ted yume? Pleas.... I'm starving for ted....

irl AM

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MIST SCREAM GANG

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

I don’t think Akinator can guess starlight express characters. I mean idk how to answer some of the questions so maybe that’s it but like. I keep trying and he never guesses.

Actually SUCH a good song I can’t 😍😍

Coda of freight something something something coda of freight 😻