Drift-11030-wood - Driftwood

I listened to his version with benjamin todd a million times buy never heard the original until now

There ain't nothing like a lady with a buzz saw

She just might build your house but she just might tear it down

They only do this for a couple months in the winter. They call them welfare birds cause they refuse to hunt when they cut through Unalaska island. You can even hand feed some of them if you warm up to them

Bald eagles have taken over a town in Alaska, and they will straight-up attack you. Dutch Harbor locals refer to them as pigeons, because nearly 800 eagles have swarmed the commercial fishing town to feed on its surplus of leftover catch. They also dive-bomb passersby, fly off with people’s cell phones, and the local post office leaves out helmets and sticks so you can defend yourself on the way in. Source

I got new square toes and I feel like I'm cheating on my old boots

Eminem's been a scumfuck petty cunt for the last 4 years but placing the highest bid on a juice world hook to throw a completely irrelevant verse on it irks the fuck out of me even worse than how he did mgk and cannon

When people ask what the west coast is like